User, turn the game console off right now

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The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now.

>that unsettling feeling when we live in the dystopia the patriots described

Don't worry, it's a game. It's a game just like usual.

Colonel you're not making any sense!

You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV.

Honestly, though, you have played the game for a long time.

It was kind of eerie seeing the game breaching the fourth wall.

You don't see that every day

Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

Even my patience has it's limits, I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer.

They referenced that your just playing a video game in mgs 3 also

Assassin's Creed 2 was weirder. Of course the goddess was talking to Desmond through Ezio, but she was looking into the camera over his shoulder (the player) rather than Ezio's eyes (which would presumably be Desmond's POV)

BITCH STOP CALLING ME

Virtual Mission?

I wish I had that...

If they did, they obviously failed to make it worth remembering.

faggot

FISSION MAILED

We'll get em' next time

wish i could do that

You wouldn't be trying to samefag with the same pics using some ingenious trick would you? That's just about as low as anyone could possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes.

No more questions.
We have your waifu.
Over and out.

> actually turn off the console when he says this
>ps2 automatically turns back on after 5 seconds
> get a trophy
mind blown

Was it a cuck trophy?

>I hear it's amazing when the purple flapped jaw worm in space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on hari Kari rock. I need Scizzors! 61

Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

I hope this is a bait
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE KIDS MAKING JOKES

What do you mean by that?!

>implying we aren't living in a simulation. This monologue is amazing though.

Guess you should've chosen 2D

AC2 really took a page out of MGS in a lot of ways, which is why I loved it so much. Shame about 3 though, really was the mass effect case.

Actually, there is something I have been meaning to tell you but I just
couldn't... I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I
saw a neckbeard leaving your waifu's room... How should I put it, it was like they
were ... intimate. I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission,
but...

kek

That's crap!

Mind the gap.

DID YOU JUST SAY N E R D?

Does anyone even like Raiden?

Not "nerd", "Noid".

I like Jack

I'll just make a backup of this one...

>sends

Only Platinumfags.

You should know that a soul can't be cucked... CAN'T BE KEKED!

The commandant again..... Look if you're such a fan I can make this into a panel for you, put it over your bed or something

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please make this a JAV thread

>I actually did turn it off when he told me as a teenager

>tfw power surge happened in my house when I saw this thread and everything turned off for a few seconds
I'm scared

The patriots are watching you user, stay safe, be on your best behavior.

RUN

OC

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I didn't

>"Anyone see those soldiers storming towards the commandant?"
>"Eh, must be artifacting or a visual glitch."
INTRUDER TO THE LEFT

That's actually pretty cool, I didn't know about that.

Congrats on being a sheep.

>meanwhile, on Big Shell Sup Forums...