If your life was a videogame, what would be the main gameplay mechanic?

If your life was a videogame, what would be the main gameplay mechanic?

Self loathing and avoiding any type of social interaction.

Self-inflicting pain.

Depression simulator.

suicide

You have no missions indicators, you just have to somehow find out what you need to do next

3d puzzles and routine optimization

failure

>what would be the main gameplay mechanic?

dying in my sleep before 40.

Masturbation

Seeking an opportunity to masturbate so you get a buff that lets you not focus on masturbating for 6 hours. Thus allowing you to be productive for that 6 hour timespan.

masturbation QTEs

Enjoy watching others thrive and help them to do so while being a utter and complete failure hidden behind a vale of false self confidence so that nobody knows.

Could you imagine that?
One day you just wake up dead?

drawing really bad pictures and jerking off to anime

Try and stay positive with anxiety,depression,and mild autism

lots of masturbation

Grinding. Lots of doing the exact same thing. Day after day. Week after week.

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playing video games as soon as im home in order to escape

trying not to kill yourself

One of those shitty flash idle games

>One day you just wake up dead?
>wake up dead

this.

>drinking a bottle of Vodka a day
>masturbating 4 times a day
>eating
>playing MMO
>waiting for judgement day

That happened to my cousin, he had cadillac arrest and died in his sleep

Overwhelming lazyness

Maybe like a fucked up stamina meter or something

Fending off intrusive thoughts and suicidal urges.

Lucky bastard.

Mash X to not commit suicide

It's getting very tiring to not mash X

Survival Horror.

very long input combo in order to have sex

astronomically long input to have Sup Forums related sex

>tfw you can tell the button is wearing out

I wonder what kind of a life an individual would have if they completely forgot that death was a thing

Financial reporting.
You have to be VERY precise in the application of GAAP, or else you lose.

The kind of someone with depression that is not suicidal. Just day after day of doing nothing.

Dying in our sleep is a luxury few of us are afforded.

>Doomguy

Why are you guys so depressing?

friendless virgin simulator

korean mmo quest grinding to pay bills

A series of qte's with no retries if you fuck up.

Being a loser while pretending you are not to keep your mental sanity

The reason a lot of us are on Sup Forums is because we are of a certain demographic,

Outsiders, shy, depressed, so we come here to feel slightly better

It'd probably be an idle game.

pay to play mechanics

Procrastination

because the only means of venting our depression is by doing it under the cover of anonimity, talking to other people about that particular issue is too hard and/or awkward
nothing to restrain you on the internet, nobody knows you, nobody gives a fuck, just let it all out

>day after day doing nothing

I could see it. There wouldn't be much point to anything beyond simply existing.

I think we are all kind of like that, like most all of us are young and probably have 50+ years of life ahead of us so death isn't too prevalent to us and we do nothing because we have time to waste.

To be knowingly immortal would be a different thing probably; risks taken for the sake of it. The point to everything is moot. I hope this is all a strange test.

Cyberpunk horror

Depression is a meme

You have 9000x the possibilities your grandpa had, yet you whine like a little bitch

You know what your grandpa did when he felt like shit?
He got off his ass and kept working

Get over your meme sickness

haha got em yei boi hehe deez nuts yea boi got em

my grandpa committed suicide due to having ptsd from the war

edgy

It's true, though
Widespread, self-diagnosed depression is a new thing, nobody cared about it 150 years ago

Being depressed feels good.

Depression =/= the amount of things you own or the possibilities that lay before you

More, when we become increasingly self-aware and the average intellect is increased in comparison to that of our elders, we are more aware of the pointlessness of it all and still victim to inconveniences. Our grandparents had God and the idea of an afterlife attached to their antics.

Shitposting

>general relativity is a new thing, nobody cared about it 150 years ago

>being involved in the jewish medical science scheme at any rate

meme or no meme, I'm staying far from that discussion.

Repressed homosexual thought simulator

>get prescribed sertraline
>supposed to make me not feel terrible most of the time
>literally nothing changes at all, don't feel any worse or better

What do I do now.
Do they just move me to another med when I go back to them at the end of the month and say it doesn't work

>neurology is a new thing, nobody cared about it 150 years ago
Depression has physiological effects.

Yume nikki but im already awake

A dating simulator but you are all alone in a room