What happens when you run out of good boy points

>what happens when you run out of good boy points

Took me like 3 reads to figure out what that headline was trying to say.

Negative gbp.

>USA today

Why am I not surprised?

I still don't understand.

So... The family was found dead and the autistic boy said his mom didn't kill them?

Mom is accused of killing the boy, family says she's innocent.

It took me about 5 times.

They hire retards at USA Today.
But here's it is in English
"Mother arrested for the death of Autistic teenager. Family members say she didn't do it."

>Lightwine

Rad last name

GBP MINUS!

The kid who died's family is saying that his mom didn't kill him
I don't understand why they worded it so strangely

You know those standardized test questions where they have 4 different arrangements of words to make up a sentence, and you have to pick the most grammatically correct one

Well this headline is a wrong answer

What a bummer, I was getting ready to fap to some incest.

a family of dead autistic found dead is saying that his mom didn't kill him?

So who's the killer otherwise?

>The kid who died's family is saying
>Worded strangely
You're not helping.

"family of autistic teen found dead" is probably on purpose, so you glance at it and think the whole family is dead until you go back and look and decipher the dumb headline

>American """"""""""education""""""""""

>mfw I live in Polk county
Fucking hicks, I swear

I could see this being true. The whole point of an article title is to make you read the story, not tell you the entire story.

>Ameribarbarians

Could you honestly live with being blind, Sup Forums?

You could never play vidya again, or more importantly, you could never shitpost here again.

>Polk County sheriff's deputies say they found Lightwine and Anderson lying in a field on Aug.29 wearing nothing but their underwear

What did he mean by this?

>found the mother and dead son in a field wearing only their underpants

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????the fuck

>unironically using a garden path sentence for your headline
"""""journalists""""" should be gassed

Yeah. You get $5000 monthly Government welfare checks for the rest of your life, if you're blind enough you get a highly trained dog and everyone around you treats you far better.

>no hope for love because blind AND socially retarded
>your mother, the only person who has ever showed love towards you, murders you because you're such a burden

yeah but you cant see

Wrong nigger Abe odyssey was completed by a blind person.

>Polk County sheriff's deputies say they found Lightwine and Anderson lying in a field on Aug.29 wearing nothing but their underwear

so they both found the mother and the kid on the field half naked

so who the fuck died?
both of them or what?

BITE ZA DUSTO

But being blind? Come on man.

I honestly can't even fucking imagine.

So?

But what would you do all day? Listen to music? You could talk to people but you'd never see their faces or anything.

Being born blind is one thing, but to just be stripped of seeing the world around you is something I just can't imagine being worth it