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WHERE'S THE JOKE BUCKLEY
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it's like he saw those old timey console comic and made it worse
there's apparently a whole series of them
why
translator's note: su-thirty-four means plan
FUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN
>the doctor slaps a vagina or a penis on all newborns by the flip of a coin. If I could have, I would have fought that doctor
this is the retarded thought process I'm seeing here.
How there is no quality content Management? Wtf Sup Forums
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go back to re.ddit so you can downvote threads that don't fit into your fucking circlejerk fuckwad
how am I supposed to read this?
B-but you wash the eggs.
Plus the shell is in the way.
Is there any comic or picture made by this faggot that is not utter bullshit?
I'm legitimately curious.
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What?
What the fuck is he trying to convey?
None of those arrows make any sense
how the holy fuck am I supposed to read this
Every fucking time with this one.
Am I retarded?
Please stop bypassing my filter
This is the worst fucking chart/graph I have ever seen. Is this a flow chart made by ulillillia?
I have more. See if you notice the problem between the two next ones.
i have seen this thing dozens of times, and every time i think
>this will be the time i understand it
but i never do. i think it might actually be the worst visual display of information conceived of by a human being
no i have a few trans genders in my feed who actually take this comic seriously. They are complaining about a joke the daily show made last night about the iphone 7 right now.
Forgot my image
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I thought I was close to figuring this out, but what the fuck does STALKER have to do with female characters, or Saints Row with Batman?
So? Do you see it?
No, I think I've got it. You start with a game, follow the arrow out based on what aspect of the game you care about most, and then go to the conclusion that is lined up horizontally with that game.
Example
When considering Dark Souls, if you care strongly about narrative ambiguity you should give it a miss.
never forget
>Gordon Freeman
>still alive or relevant 7 years after his last game
yeah I see it
People don't play all the games they complain about. Maybe he believe stalker has female characters and that you can play as batman in saints row. Or maybe he just fucked up his retarded mess even more.
samus aran is missing
>modern notions of gameplay
what the fuck does this even mean
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They said Mario and Gordon were good, then put them in the "generic player characters" photo.
How about
>Dark Souls
>Dialogue choices
Because Yes and No are real dialogue choices
Then explain STALKER having "Meh" atmosphere but "Yeh!" female characters.
But Gordon is bland and taciturn
I'm pretty sure this is a joke, there are Mario characters with guns and Clementine in the fourth row.
Also, Titus is 1,5 times as tall as a regular human, why is he the same height as everyone else?
but that would imply that when considering gone home, if you care strongly about really convincing character writing then it's GOTY
that's too insane to contemplate
There's Wald- I mean Clem
Bingo
You didnt follow it the right way
>The dog has a bite mark
It's the little details.
>bite mark on the dog
Cute!
>Garret hiding behind that chair
I should feel bad for being able to name most of these fags.
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I never knew it was possible to make a graph, an image meant to convey information in an easy to understand visual format, so fucking pretentious and convoluted. This is from that one Cracked guy, right?
>I think I've got it
>Example is completely inaccurate and retarded
Try again.
He made a few cracked articles, but i think he made comics or something on his own.
>i have a few trans genders in my feed
For what, what the fuck does "in my feed" mean? For two, how in the fuck did you manage to snag not one, but multiple trannies? They make up .03% of the population so you have to actively seek them out to ever encounter the species in the wild.
>Posting Subnormality unironically
I'll give you a 1/10, it's the best I can do.
>Stalker doesn't have a powerful atmosphere
Ho-lee shit
I see it now, but this fucking criss-cross is of absolutely no use to anyone
You could convey more info easier with just pluses and cons written under each game's logo
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I don't mean this in a rude way like you might normally assume, but do you have poor reading comprehension? I really don't get how that example was complicated.
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>Example is completely inaccurate and retarded
No, it sounds like you're retarded. Kill yourself and try again. Maybe you'll be born a regular human being.
Do you even know what thread this is you dumb bitch
>whitewashing Clementine
Dats racist!
I already do not like this
>the corrupt industrialist is an awful villain
someone should turn in their liberal card
>someone you like more than the hero is a bad villain
they should also turn in their writer's card
I dont blame you for not being able to read it. Because it's shit. But he is saying Stalker has "fourteen thumbs up" atmosphere.
So it's good.
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This can only end well.
>Everything you do is shit because of these arbitrary rules I created. What do you mean by "execution is equally if not more important and to not judge a book by its cover"?
Here is a rare one you can actually agree with.
I have a bad feeling
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So it carries straight across the square?
>implying shes wrong
Gender ≠ Sex
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>kenichi in hand
oh shit, never knew brhuehue man actually had good taste.
If the artist draws them all the same, then it'll be hard to tell the difference.
Stranger danger, Sunny
>Linear storytelling is bad.
I wish this may-may would die.
Wonder if this guy's on the bad webcomic wiki
>Gone Home
>Really convincing character writing
And here is one were everything is completely wrong. An indie game is at the same level as a flash game for this guy.
DELET THIS
[citation needed]
Yes.
Only go straight from the game you start on.Otherwise, Stalker would have good and shitty atmosphere and good and shitty female characters.
Its a pure shit graph.
It's was mistakenly named, my bad
I don't really see any difference between the last two.
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I dont really agree with it. Nothing wrong with a game being entirely linear if its a fun ride.
Is that Otacon?
It's was* I wanted to say it's wrongly named and mixed up.
>box2dfags
But he's saying that movie games are shit, so he's at least a little right
>that chick in the lower right
Oh, shit. You're right.
It has taken me 1.5 years of LOL threads to understand
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I see literally nothing wrong with that, all he's saying is gameplay>everything else, which is what makes a game a game. Sorry good indie games are not all pretentious, lite-movies.
ONOZ
sure not anymore, thanks to new speak definitions, but they used to be synonymous
also
>she
sticking feathers up my ass doesn't make me a chicken
I used to hate choo choo train linear games till I played nier and drakengard desu
Reminder that Sex is biological, and gender is woo made up by a crazy social scientist who did a human experiment on a baby boy to raise him to be female.
>really convincing character writing
>mass effect and gone home