What the fuck is his problem?

What the fuck is his problem?

Al Bhed are.

Did you not play the fucking game?

Wak "Grab an Al Bhed, I'll blow off it's head" ka

WaKKKa knows dem filthy Al Bhed grease monkeys should all be wiped off the face of spira ya?

>got the slim busty goth chick pregnant
Don't think he has a problem, breh.

What I want to know is how the fuck that retard Wakka didn't notice the party members with the goddamn green spiral eyes of evil

>Spira is in a spiral of death
>Al Bhed have spiral eyes
Dem Al Bhed's the cause of all dese problems brudda

You think some backwater island dunce like Wakka has actually SEEN an Al Bhed without goggles on?

Didn't Wakka himself mention at some point that the Al Bhed have green eyes?

The girl he loved fell in love with his brother, then his brother died while using technology that Wakka had been convinced was the sole reason Sin even existed.

He's objectively the best character.

I don't recall. Wasn't that Yuna telling Tidus about her heritage?

>implying that's his kid
She's a whore and would've banged Tidus at the drop of a hate, considering some of the dialogue stuff you can trigger with her.
Wakka's fathering someone else's kid like a true cuck.

Well Yuna eyes show she's half Al Bhed. But it was Lulu that said it so Wakka could just not know about it. And it doesn't really matter because after 2 areas she revealed who she was.

when he makes that face i always lose it

Too bad Tidus is too much of a manchild to get any pussy

Auron had to look very closely for a few seconds into Rikku's eyes to be able to determine whether or not she was al bhed.

>implying he didn't get the succ for looking like Wakka's brother
>implying Yuna wasn't leaking pussy juice for him constantly
>implying Wakka isn't paying child support for Tidus's son

Better dead than Al Bhed

Wakka was the only good character in that game
>Has good motivations for being a party member
>Has an actual interesting character arc about his crisis of faith

He's a moron from a small town, what to you expect?

>deals 1million damage with overdrive

I mean not that gameplay matters on neo/v/ but its something.

>Orange hair
Nah, wakka smashed her pussy raw

Wakka was redpilled

what was his name again?

So did everyone else.

Maybe if you stopped posting on Sup Forums so much there wouldn't be ten dudes running a train on your son's mother right now, Wakka.

You're just jealous I got to cream her grand canyon and you didn't, you filthy Al Bheds

what accent does he have

Besaid

>parents were killed by sin
>brother was killed in a battle with sin (brother was using a machina weapon at the time)
>home town was once a machina city long ago that was destroyed by sin
>religion brainwashed him since he was a kid that says sin punishes those who use machina
also
>captains a blitzball team that hasn't won a blitzball game in 10 years

re. Blitzball, though. Pretty shitty competition if all they had to do was win ONE game to make the final...

weird number of teams and they got seeded with the bye. Sports, man.