Greetings.
Greetings
Gavin Ortiz
Levi Powell
Why must we wear these ridiculous ties?
Jonathan Reed
Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?
Levi Hughes
Gordon doesn't need to hear about all this, he's a highly trained professional.
Brayden Brown
Good morning faggot, and welcome to Black Mesa, a place in the middle of fucking nowhere. And nobody here is a normal person, except me.
Juan Cruz
they're waiting for you Gordon
Cameron Ortiz
in the teeeest chaaambeeeeerrr
Samuel Peterson
In the test chamberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Noah Ramirez
In the testchamberrrrrrrrr
Mason Hall
>Gordon, it's your turn in the barrel
what did he mean by this
Nolan Green
It's
>"Looks like you're in the barrel today"
baka.
Jose Cruz
AAAEYAAAUGH
NO
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Carson James
>it's time to choose
What did he mean by this?
Nathaniel Powell
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh, or rather, in the hazard suit.
Samuel Russell
You obviously can't penetrate his metal ass.
Andrew Richardson
>test chamber
Sebastian Sullivan
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Christian Fisher
How do you even put that on?
Adam Rodriguez
you just walk into it like you would in the game
Asher Taylor
I refuse to take another step!
Benjamin Baker
Ah jeez, I'm runnin' LAATE.
Nathaniel Barnes
Dominic Martinez
I'm slowing you down, am I?
Easton Hughes
OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED!
thats odd
Nicholas Ward
If you would be so good as to climb up and START THE ROTORS
Ayden Lewis
He did three of these. Love these random Half-Life videos.
youtube.com
Levi Kelly
Is crack life one of the greatest things we have done?
Carter Gray
Oh, you wanna know why? I'll tell you why.
It's symbolic. The management wants you to know that you're their dog, so you're wearing their leash. You don't see me wearing a tie, do you? You know why? Because I'm a rebel. The day they tried to enforce the dress code on me, I let them know there could be an accident in this place if that happened. And by 'accident', I mean 'bomb the place.'