Have you pre-ordered watchdogs2 yet? You better get your wallets ready

Have you pre-ordered watchdogs2 yet? You better get your wallets ready

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Is this the same team that has worked on Watch Dogs 1 or what the hell happend that they went full swj.

this

it's the same team, they are just trying hard to make a game that's different than the first one

this shit is what they were able to come up with and ubi's 30-something executives liked it

>Lenni
>she

Can't wait for the sfm porn of this strong beautiful dieseldyke.

Is that a w-woman?

Looks like a dude. I'll buy the game if I can brutally murder it.

more like get your harpoons ready

Short for Lennifer, obviously

Well, that,s what MUH SOGGY KNEES screamerss wants in a video game, right?

Let,s see how they shit on this character for trying to appeal to their stupid claims...

I bet she has pronouns as well

>"xirs hacking us"
>"Go stop xir"

they're going maximum sjw with this one

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I'm literally shaking right now, Sup Forums. We can't let them get away with this.

can't wait for this game to flop tremendously and for people to realize that sjws are a tiny, tiny minority and nobody wants anything to do with their garbage.

Just imagine you are working in the gameplay department and try your best to make the game better only to see how the art team goes full Titanic.

>She

>Using "SJW" unironically

Cringe

>make a shit game
>insert LGBT-characters into it
>people criticise the game because it's shit
>YOU JUST HATE IT BECAUSE IT HAS LGBT-CHARACTERS IN IT!
It's actually pretty smart.

>literally a dude with breasts

That acronym is inherently ironic, dumbfuck. No one considers them to be actual warriors.

>she
>look like a man
>vape
Jesus fuck its this a parody or something like that or real? fuck this gay world if its not a parody.

8/10

hahaha that guys hair is fucking stupid

>xir'

It's 'hen', shitlord

There can be only one

You're confusing degenerate brainwashed values with SJWs

SJWs are the real extreme mentally ill American teenagers on Tumblr, unironically talking about genders and shit

A much, much larger proportion of the western population has straight-up degenerate values fed to them by the media, without being full-scale Tumblr

Just look at how the masses are not blinking an eye at how anti-white Battlefield 1 is

They think it's good and normal

And they'll think this is good and normal too

So what will it be.
A faggot guy who wants to be called "she"
Or an ugly fat feminist slob, that just looks like a loser

>she
>fucking vape pen

youtube.com/watch?v=-0w57ZoloYc

Thats all I think now whenever I see someone vape

We deserved this for calling WD1 too "mundane" and shunned it for not taking any risks.

R34 when

If they wanted to make the hackers look like social outcast weirdos, why not just make them look like 90s hackers instead of some tumblr bloggers?

>They think it's good and normal

Or they just don't give a shit about the identity politics about Battlefield either way, and just play the game for "epic quickscopes" or whatever.

Zarya is cute!

CUTE!

HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW MILLENIALS

This

People couldn't just be content with a straight-up cool action game anti-hero like Aiden, and look for "muh deep story XDD" elsewhere

They had to go apeshit over it

Mix that in with the people saying the game is racist and then you have this

Well. Fucking. Done.

because 90 are over
styles have changed

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>People couldn't just be content with a straight-up cool action game anti-hero like Aiden
There was literally nothing cool about Aiden.

The big question is:

Will it sell better than the original one?

Yeah there was

Even his voice was cool as fuck

>tfw no open world Shin Megami Tensei game

no. Watch Dogs wasn't that impressive of a game to begin with

SMT already exists

MAD is an ableist slur that treats mental illness as an insult.

Not a chance. Even Sup Forums was hyped up for the original Watch_Dogs back in 2012, but everyone on the Internet thought it was shit after it came out.

Does the mmo not count?

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I guess, but I never played it.

No, he was completely generic in every possible way.

>Being this triggered

yeah, sure

original Watch Dogs was hyped into oblivion since first trailer but in the end everybody agreed it was just another Ubi open world game - not bad, but nothing spectacular

WD2 on the other hand, has absolutely no hype, people still remember first game for its blandness, character design is straight outta 2008 and it made by cucks of various races and beliefs that think shit like "Thruss 2016" is genious political satire and the whole game is targeted at people who don't buy videogames

this is gonna be the blunder of the year, mark my words

>Being this queer

>not liking amazonian women
>not wanting death by snu snu

u gay son?

I'm sorry but sometimes a "generic" character can be just cool and fun to play as

You're expecting every game story to be a work of fucking art, when it's just a game

Some games can just have a COOL main character with no frills and extra bullshit

But now you've got the opposite with watch dogs 2

It's a fucking rival/villain character, you'll probably kill "her" later in the story. And probably see "her" flip out due to MCs actions. Still doesn't change that the game is going to be shit.

Already preordered a while ago. Despite the flaws, I loved the first one. No, I'm not kidding nor being ironic. Yes, you are now mad.

this, Aiden was fine

I would rate the first one as a masterpiece and one of my favourite games ever

And I'm not going anywhere near this anti-white propaganda turd

I like amazonian WOMEN, yes. Not pink-haired trannies

>Yes, you are now mad
Confirmed for kidding or being ironic.

Aiden would've been much more interesting if they actually made him from Belfast like they claimed he was.

>tfw I bought a really nice (~$100) telescopic baton after playing Watch_Dogs because it was such a COOL fucking weapon
>mfw I will never get to actually use it

the pink hair is shit but with normal hair from Olympics outfit she is fine

>anti-white propaganda

Ok kid.

>confirmed mad as fuck

well you couldn't even use it in game either IIRC

I mean sure, the beatdowns looks cool, but it was always contextual

shame, really

why would anybody buy a western game ever, for any reason. It's so fucking baffling

>UMAD

Yes, they remove the "pink-haired" part of "pink-haired tranny". Big improvement, you tranny-loving faggot

>telescopic baton

Didn't Deus Ex 1 have that?

I don't know what the fuck the alt-right is

I just know the realities of race and how the world works

lmfao okay Aiden

>implying there's anything wrong with enjoying feminine penis

wow just when I thought western devs couldn't make female characters any less appealing

I also liked the first one but Watch Dogs 2 looks for me like it was made for a completely different audience.

Oh and somebody at Ubisoft thought it's a good idea to make the game world twice as big in the first game because this was the main problem of the first Watch Dog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>feminine penis
>Zarya
>feminine

>"I'm an expert in identity politics."

You're literally the meme you claim to be ignorant of.

Already starting.

>She
>looking like that

hue

OK, dumbfuck Canadian Frogs with liberal issues

despite the rest of her body, her penis is VERY feminine, you know

When the fuck did I say that? I never said I'm an expert. Anyone who can think for themselves can see what they're doing with this game. It's nothing to do with being an expert in anything.

>for a completely different audience

Sounds to me like you can't separate the gameplay from your triggers. As long as I can explore an open world and hack shit, I couldn't give a fuck less who my character is while I'm doing so.

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I actually thought this was a splatoon ad when I saw this thumbnail.

>openworld meme with a focus on hacking
>bbigger openworld meme with a bigger focus on hacking
Seems like the same audience desu

>this
>taking risks
they're just taking another safe route by making everything progressive

calm down dennis

alt-right morons are such hair trigger weirdos jfc

She's a Prime Eight alright.

one look at that artwork of nigger hipster, his Hot Topic chick and that Banksyfied Tardis with car hanging from the crane in the background and suddenly I don't really want to play it, even though I enjoyed the first game, because Aiden was a badass who blown up cars, clearing gang hideouts and escaped from police in high speed chases, ocassionally hacking something, while these fags look like they're gonna spend half the game occupying Wall Street and exposing evil racist republicans

>Sounds to me like you can't separate the gameplay from your triggers.

What triggers?
Just because the whole hipster setting doesn't appeal to me means that I'm triggered.

Makes sense.

No, he was a terrible fucking protag.
Not only was he generic and not remotely "cool", he was also actively unlikable. Everything he did only made things worse.
And what kind of fucking motivation is "muh niece"? At least make it his fucking daughter or wife or some shit.

>i-i'm not triggered you're triggered!

has there ever been a member of the alt right with more than 2 brain cells to rub together

Why don't you shove your gameplay memes up your ass. The settings and characters matter in games, even if they're secondary to gameplay.

Okay, you can stop now

They've already got a dindu BLM main character + muslims and trannies in the sequel, your work is done

Move onto another game with a white protagonist who's "racist" and "generic", this one's already dead

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I ask you again.

What "triggers" do you mean?

>muh whites
Neck yourself, faglord. It's not the color of his skin that made Aiden generic.

Not him, but you really seem beyond triggered user, that's the second time that you completely twist his words and attack him just to try to defend this game. Seriously, calm down.