No Nep thread

>no Nep thread

What the goodness is going on with this board?

why sonyggers are so delusional?

No it doesn't make me laugh, user.

trash meme game for weeaboos

Hey don't group me in with them I played Nep on Steam

I want to see Neptune's vagina. Please post pictures that allow me to do this.

One just 404'd.

ok

A Nep thread just died some time ago.

Let's not forget to remind how much we want to marry Compa this thread too

We just had one you idiot

I'd tell you pathetic weeb faggots to kill yourselves, but I'll settle with the knowledge that you will never reproduce and your genes will be gone forever in a couple decades.

I bet you like Noire, you fucking faggot.

Threadly reminder that best Nep isn't even from Hyperdimension Neptunia.

Do you want to make Compa cry? Be nice and post Neps you rude fuck

>"I fucking hate anime games!"
>"I'm going to go into this thread about one"

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I want to play this games because nep is pretty qt. What are they about? Which should I play first?

>Tiara

Get that stuck up, low tier, poisoning slut out of here

>Not liking a women who gets off to being insulted in front of others

It's as if you prefer boring.

Memes.

Rebirth 1 first.

>gets called pretty
>"I despise men who give out compliments like that"

Yeah. She's a cunt. Her initial Iris Heart style shtick is over quickly and has already been used.

>What are they about?
A JRPG parody of console wars, with the CPU being consoles and the human characters being game makers(Compa is Compile Heart, IF is Idea Factory etc.)
The protagonist is Neptune, a loli memelord based on Sega Neptune, a failed console

>Which should I play first?
Mainline order is
Game(Remake)
HDN(RB 1) -> mk2(RB 2) -> V(RB 3) -> VII(no remake yet)
Other games are non-canon spinoffs
I highly suggest remakes

Have fun, desu~

When she gets called a bitch it triggers me greatly. Eryn a perfect.

How do we fix IF

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What is there to fix with Iffy?

Why would you need to fix something perfect?

Not him, but after some point you get sick of

>[Cute anime girl] is cute user. Look at her! Pat her on the head. Won't you pat her on the head? Look at this nep. Would you? Won't you?

It's a fucking epidemic at this point and the janitors clearly don't do shit about it. This isn't an electric socket exhibitionist fetish RP board, it's a video game board.

why would he be nervous enough about his creation to toss it into the fire?

Will I be able to play Genny in Nep x Seha girls?

make IF main character

Sup Forums has been finally been purged of the weebs and has been taken over by those with actual taste in vidya?

I wish they were real.

More superior limp based combat, thanks.

Shame she only has a handful of pics.

Hey, Nepumania is running wild! It's infectious, my friend.

But the endless new vegas threads are OK? Hypocrisy at its finest

It must be improving.

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I want to FUCK Plutia

did anyone buy your stuff after all this time

>what the goodness is going on with this board?

There was a big FBI pedo bust the other day, I'm guessing most NEP fans are in jail right now.

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why do people draw western shits

Someone get MAGES. and turn her back into a human. Noone deserves to be eaten or left to rot in a fridge.

Why are all the nep steam backgrounds just boring [character] in front of black background, slightly larger on the other side

It's a Noire you dip

>steam

yes, steam, that's what steam backgrounds are for
here's the best nep bg at any rate

>gaming on pc
>ever

Do try to refrain from false flagging. It's not cool, man.

Do try to refrain from giving retarded frog posts (you)s. It's not cool, man.

Sorry, Compa-chan.

It's ok, we've all done it at one point or another

>false flagging
>implying I actually like playing on PC

Kys

Uni is my UNIverse

Compa is my companion!
It... it doesn't work as well does it?

>Uni is already short for Universal Media Disc

user stahp

A better one would be

"Compa is my toilet roll!"

Low tier nep

Nah, it kind of works. Though you'd have to fight off Warechu every now and then.

Don't talk shit about Compa!

She makes my eyes very happy.

warechu, sure, whatever
I'm worried about I "flavortown" F going nuclear on me

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>ripping off Eryn so badly

Fuck off back to Lady Plutia IF you whore

she's soft
she's pretty
she has tiddy
she cares for her friends
she wants to fix you uppy
compa is high tear at the very least

>tear

That's what I get when I realise I will never hug. any of these cuties

That word play is not as clever as you think. The name "Uni" clearly is derived from "Universal Media Disc" - the discs used in a PSP. So in using the play on words with "Universe" you are really just lengthening an abbreviation.

Stop posting this please.

Universal simply refers to being applicable to all cases within a set, in this case the discs can be used for all media, whereas the universe is all existing matter. Referring to her as universal is NOT the same as calling her his "universe" and would not carry the same weight

And friendly as fuck
And pure
And warm
And helpful
And has perfect mannerisms
And a housewife already
And most importantly, the one Nep that will most probably befriend you if you want and introduce all the other Neps

You can't go wrong by liking Compa

Except she is poo-poo tier

If you have shit tastes, sure
Don't worry, Compa would be nice to you too

HOLD IT!

The word "universal" is the clear adjective to describe something "of the universe" - unchanging that binds all regions. It shares the same root word of "universus". The lazy word play still stands.

I know these things. I have a decree in English.

>the one Nep that will most probably befriend you if you want
with all the marriage waifu posting, the idea that I'll never bump into compa on a bad day, and her being her would try to cheer you uppy and be friends, that stings the most

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Sharing a root does not make words equal in definition, and focusing on the etymology exclusively neglects the context. This wordplay isn't based on bringing etymologically distinct words with similar structure together, but contextually different uses of etymologically similar words with much different implicit importances

No one will, user
We can just keep praising her, and hoping she gets her game like IF

Sharing a root might not make the definitions the same, but it still makes the wordplay lazy and not as clever as the original poster may think. Furthermore, ur gay.

>tfw couldn't save Emily's brother

>Furthermore, ur gay.
fucking shit they didn't teach me this crap in law school, I'm out

Recruiting Apollonius and Lola was straight up bullshit.

Apollonius
>only recruitable in your second playthrough
>oh unless you grind for a million years lol

Lola
>usable for one chapter
>after you get all the side missions done by accepting the main quests and instantly leaving it to unlock the side quests

and the bonus round:

Sherman
>let's give this guy a complete moveset and levelling up tree
>oh but he leaves your party like less than halfway through the game lol

Are Neptunia threads Sup Forums approved generals?

No. The new vegas ones are

You dumb fucking frog poster.

no, they're too divisive, approved lite generals include EYE, dragonball, and new vegas threads. Of course this shouldn't stop anyone, since it's a video game thread on the videogame board, and nepgen is honestly a bit too much memery to manage

Meme tier nep

I think iffy would be a great character in a serious rpg

I mean then she kind of loses her charm, the fun of if is this kind of serious rpg protagonist stuck with a bunch of memelords, fujos, and yuribait

I don't see why not.

>Sherman
Someone here hasn't played the evil God route. Go play advent dark force.

Lololololol.

FFF did ng+ right.

>Go play advent dark force.
I will. When they release it on the superior platform.

It won't ever come to the Xbox One though.

Why is Iris Heart so disliked?

>"I'm soooooo tired, and sooooo slow and dumb tee-hee"
*plink*
>"OH WAIT A MINUTE NO I'M NOT LET ME SHOVE MY FIST UP YOUR CUNT LOL"

Yeah, but femdom.

But it's done wrong, and overused. And just simply doesn't fit the game.

S-Shut up, I'll take what I can get.

;_;

You think Cave could 1cc the hardest Touhou game?

She's pretty good at Shoot-em-ups from what I understand.

user, SHE IS Cave.
She made the hardest shumps games like DoDonpachi and Mushihimesama. Touhou is a kid game for her

Gorgeous