Collect 10 bear asses

>collect 10 bear asses
>0.5% drop chance

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>collect original threads
>.00000000000000001% encounter rate

>Collecting 10 bear asses
>Go to deliver it at the tavern
>Didn't complete it
>I was supposed to collect 10 bare asses

I couldn't bare that mission.

>collect 10 crab brains
>50% drop rate
>get 2 of them after half an hour of crab murder
Fucking Monster Hunter

>wolf corpse
>find 2 gold

>Collect original posts
>100% chance I'm fucking your mom

I will kill your whole family, Carlos.

it took me 4 days to find a divers helmet in terraria

at least 15 hours in the ocean

>collect 10 pig dicks
>50% drop chance
>last one drops two

Oh god, this. I was trying to make the cell phone, and I had every single part except for a compass, I think, or some other really common part. I literally generated several worlds just to find it.

Every fucking time.

Alternatively,

>Kill monster for the first time on playthrough
>3 ultra rare [monster]Gems at once
>50th time completing quest
>Still only have 3

>Collect 10 bear asses
>90% drop chace
>Get 9
>Suddenly get 20 super rare hyper bear crystals in a row
>Not an ass in sight

Fucking Monster Hunter every time I need to craft something.

pure bladestone

>Kill bear
>It drops (3) butts

>collect 10 bear asses
>bear asses don't drop from bears
>drop from mega nigger, the bears natural predator.

>random encounters for the rest of the game
>mega nigger coming to collect his stolen bear asses

>collect 20 bear paws
>each bear drops only 1 paw
>its not a guaranteed drop

>Kill a couple mega niggers for the bear asses
>Before you can turn it in a rare Giga Nigger spawn hunts you down for your poached bear asses
>He's 20 levels higher than you

>Bear Ass Hauberk: worth 100K
>Bear Ass Hauberk+1: worth 10 mill
>only difference is accuracy+1

>manage to kill one mega nigger
>mega niggers naturally know when one dies
>encounter rate of mega niggers increases.
>always enter battles stronger than the first mega nigger you killed

>Collect 5 bear asses
>1st bear drops 2
>2nd bear drops 1
>22nd bear drops 4

Is this the most annoying thing next to critting at 1 HP?

fucking endless online.

Fuck this shit

>Bear Gemstone has a .002% drop rate and I need just one
>Come up with a long and elaborate plan to efficiently grind the fuck out of these bears to get it
>Kill one bear
>Drops 2

>Oh, you want in our guild?
>You can't do anything with us until you have Best-of-Slot gear, pass our prospect raids, wait for a core member to have an emergency, for the stars to align. Oh, and please help our newest members farm for his gear, thanks

...

>equip the magical 3d100 damage end game sword.
>attack random guy.
>4 damage.

>carve a single-headed creature
>get three of its heads off of it
>quest reward gives you another
>never going to use any of these ever
>they don't even sell for much money

fucking mountain blade

name literally 10 games that do this

u fucking can't????

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>Do iron dragon slayer task
>first kill is dragonic visage I'm fucking rich
>Try grinding for more
>Never drops again

icewind dale had this, sort of

only the difference between +1 and +2 was sometimes being able to do damage or not

what

how is that even possible. you must have had the shittiest rng ever. i've farmed 3 rods of discord and every one of them took me at most half a day

>collect original threads
>5000% encounter rate
>finds none
git gud

>Enemy has super-rare accessory that sells for half your money cap.
>It's the weakest enemy in the game.
>The steal rate is good.
>Character who steals doesn't join until very late game.
>Money is worthless anyway.

Guess the game.

>+10ST iron armor costs 5800
>enchanting iron armor with +10ST costs 5800000

Well, to be technical, Monster Hunter's drop rates on carves never go below 1% at the minimum.

If we include charms into the mix then it sure as hell counts.
That shit is far worse than .5%.

>Remembers playing Rangarok Online before trans classes

>Needed Elder Willow Card

>Remember those things have 0.1% drop rate chance.

>Can't think of anything but that fucking monster for a whole week

>Never see the card. At the mercy of needing to fork over 10000000m zenny for a card.

That game was grind hell

A tip for everyone to save precious hours of life:

1: Need something that drops randomly
2: Go look for it
3: Give up and do something else if no success in 5 minutes

This revelation came to me the first time I played Minecraft. Anything that random is literally just a waste of time. Some games are built entirely around that. Like Path of Exile. What are you looking for? Loot. Why? So that I could look for loot better.

>Path of Exile
>don't get a single chaos orb drop until level 69