Use item that reduces health

>Use item that reduces health
>On myself

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Not another one. Please.

>get told to not do another one
>do another one

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>user asks me to stop this
>Keep posting it anyway
MOMS GONNA FREAK

>Make a game and tell people they can do anything

>You can't actually do anything

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>get told to press any key
>press the power button
DAMAGED
A
M
A
G
E
D

>have to choose which faction to join
>kill myself
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N

>MAKE A 4K CONSOLE
>ITS NOT 4K

BWAHAHAHA

DELETE THIS AND THROW AWAY THE GARBAGE BIN ICON!!!

>enemy team is about to win
>kill myself to deny them the kill
TWISTED PSYCHOPATH

>Game has game over rape
>Game has item that kills you so you can access the game over rape easier

...

>Game asks me to push a button
>Never push a button again in my life

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>pirate Vita games
>sync trophy data to server
SONY'S GONNA FREAK

>pitate nintendo games directly from their server
LOCKMEUP

>game spawns a weapon/power up
>don't pick it up

LOOK OUT

What is up with this retarded joker meme? Is it because he tries to be intimidating or bad and fails so he cones off looking like a tryhard or what?

The advertising for Suicide Squad was unintentionally hilarious with how tryhard edgy, yet not very edgy at all it was.

>character tells you to follow them
>run ahead because I know where they're going
HONKA HONKA

>game tells me to press start
>press A
M A D M A N

WHAT IS THIS MEME

>team tells me to pick a healer
>pick someone that only heals themselves
MOOOOOOMMMMMMMYYY NOOO DON'T
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA

>get a powerful but rare healing item
>use it at the first sign of trouble
Some people say I'm crazy...I prefer the term "differently sane"...

>level requires multiple A presses
>only do a half A press

LOCK ME UP

this shit isn't funny

>option to smoke weed ingame
>do it
AYO LOCK ME UP BRUDDA

>get rare gun
>only a handful of ammo
>burn all of it on weaklings and mooks
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY I ENJOY EVERY LAST SECOND OF IT

the absolute madman

Is the quote real?

"If you kill him you'll be just like him!"
>Kill him anyway
IT AINT MEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wtf you can't do half of an A Press. Just pressing on A makes it an A press

and I thought my jokes weren't funny HAHHHAAG OH

No. Sup Forums made a bunch of fake ones like that.

>Check "I'm not a robot"
>I actually am

>game asks to select a single file to save
>pick all of them
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

I figured it was fake but I had to hold out hope.

you've clearly never seen the half A press video.

>Playing Battlefield
>Server says no shotguns
>Use one anyway
MODS' GONNA FREAK

>friends asks if i any of x so he can build x
>say i dont have any
>i do
HONKA HONKA

What a fool you are TJ """""Henry"""""" Yoshi

what the fuck is up with his goddamn cheekbones? is that another tattoo or just bad photoshopping?

who is this semen demon

>game offers to let me skip tutorial
>I'm on my 4th playthrough and I don't skip it

SOMEBODY STOP ME

A 1000 year old demon

...

>Fall next to kyptonite, dying
>Superman can't help
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE

>game gives me the option to shoot Jane or Kenny
>kill Kenny
DONT STOP ME NOW

>Mod A says it's incompatable with mod B
>Run both

WE CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO