Would you help the damsels?

Would you help the damsels?

That depends. Do they have a penis?

No, for some reason this turn me on. Fuck you, Sup Forums

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>skin tight tanooki suit
>no buldge
no thanks

I would summon daisy's powers and make the ropes irrelevant as well.

They don't not.

No. That would be sexist.

>inb4 bowl of eggs

Give us the cock OP! What are you a faggot?

>Rescue Rosie, she'll fall in love with me, and we live happily ever after
>Leave Peach to rot in Bowser's dungeon

Sauce, please.

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Now why would anyone want to do that

Only if both agree to urinate in my mouth.

Futa fags need to kill themselves

Literally worst then legitimate faggots or furfags.

Okay that's pretty good.

Why?

No. That would be sexist.

This guy really needs to draw more Peach.

>MUH FEMININE PENIS
>ITS NOT GAYYYYY xd
>FUTA IS BEST FETISH

They exert there retarded fetish in every other fetish imaginable and widely hated on every side of the spectrum because there delusional fag shut ins.

This guy knows what's up.

Will you help her Sup Forums?

No, I'm pretty sure that's some 10 million subscriber special for her twitch stream.

>tfw your grammar is superior to narrow-minded morons

>tfw you'll still die alone and unloved in a depressing one-bedroom apartment

Checkmate.

underrated post

This always makes me laugh

>projecting this hard

post more like this OP

source hoe