Is this a believable portrayal?

Is this a believable portrayal?

Would Mega Man do this?
Would Samus's butt react like that?

Yes.

But kid-friendly Fisher Price child-padded Nintendo and Nintendo of America would deny it.

No.

Depends. Rock has the mind of a ten year old. If he's only innocently grabbing her to get a grip on her body for the purposes of combat, then yeah it could happen. If its for sexual/arousal purposes, then no.

this is more realistic

Is that a tail?

No butt reacts like that unless it's a fucking water balloon

Why is her butt all big and squishy?

It's retarded.

it's a samus butt

it defies the laws of physics

This is more accurate.

Samus doesn't even have junk in her trunk.

why does she have a fin growing out of her lower back?

>480x461

It's squeezed booty flab.

go away sybb

zero suit samus was a mistake

I don't think butts work that way

>As if it makes any appreciable difference

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It calms my autism.

Is this a /ss/ thread?

If only.

Fat butts do.

Is it really /ss/ if he's a robot?

This is the only good thing to come out of these "is Samus's ass fat?" threads.

Not sexual.

Nice.

Samus face says otherwise.

Dont kid yourself, senpai

Not really. It's like an older sister with her kid brother.

why is his name megaMAN if he's a BOY

Thats kinda hot.

People who say that Samus has a big butt are just trolls.

Too many of them, though.

These are cute. Post more

He has the heart of a man.

user STOP

Is Samus a pedo?

>vidja

No it's platonic. And he's still a toaster so double no.

>Is this a believable portrayal?
Possibly.
>Would Mega Man do this?
If he somehow confused her as one of Wily's robots then maybe. Or if he wants her "power."
>Would Samus's butt react like that?
Well considering Mega Man's hand is robotic, yes.

he was built thousands of years ago

>toasters are off-limits now

No. He loves his sister Roll

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>never talk to me or my wifes son again

This is the most accurate to me.

ALMOST 2 YEARS

What's his called, when a girl is so turned on from having her ass rubbed that she gets a butt-boner

Too many boys, not enough butt.

I want her to shart in her tight suit

MORE SAMASS

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Just finished other m and I am disappointed by the lack of a zero suit section

Solid gameplay, good story, mediocre dialogue otherwise. At least it didn't age like dog shit like Prime

Explain those hands. those hands dont work like they should

You wouldn't remodel her shithole.

there is a zerosuit section, you didn't play the game and are just memeing

PLUMBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Da fuck, is it post credits?

>This will never be me

Why live

>not using the internet to your advantage to forget that

yes

Shit, maybe I should go finish it for real then.

this is what I saw from the thumbnail

tricked by thumbnail

it's just legoshit, goddamnit

it only temporarily stops the pain

*GIGGLE*

That's an improvement if anything.

vast improvement

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These are the most believable portrayals of Samus.

That ass is pretty unbelievable to me.

You can believe a woman like Samus who works out all the time has a killer ass.

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I was just exaggerating. I just love her ass, is all.

Love this one too.

*giggles* haha butt ^^ *giggles*

he's gonna shoot her in the cooter!

Why is Megaman touching Metroid like that ?

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Ohh, I think I misread your post. My b.
I love her ass so much too. And tits. And everything.

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Really, if I wasn't an ass man, I'd focus a ton on her other assets too. Still do, but not as much as that booty.

The way most artists draw her tits make me feel funny things, though.

more samus and megaman art

What did she mean by this?

That looks terrible.

Skintight latex titties will do that to you. She's a 'complete package' kind of girl.

That was alright I guess.

The game is still a lot more fun to play in 2016 than prime

This was clearly drawn by an homosexual.

It takes an amazing figure to carry the look. Really it's only about 20% the suit.

I like seeing it half off too.

Same. She's a sex bomb no matter how dressed she is, that's part of what makes Samus timeless. I'm phone posting and completely out of Samus pics after this.

No problem there. Gushing about Samus is usually more fun/arousing than the pics, I think.

I miss bitf so much

BIGGER BUTT!

You're not wrong on that account. Pics can be cycled over and over again, gushing and fawning about Samus comes from within. And I'm guilty of spurring on some Samus fap-bait threads before.

how d u kno?

Letting the imagination roam free also doesn't hurt.
Same. I've been more private about it, since that usually gets the hammer crashing down.

>tfw no good Samus doujins where she's dominant
>tfw no ERP partner to /ss/ you

Why even live bros

Post pictures of Samus soiling her suit!

OC is the most memorable stuff of all. It can really be a crapshoot if the hammer comes down or not. I go as long as I can before it does, and sometimes you're lucky enough to finish. There's a finesse to being subtle, and it's fun all the same.

me on the left