UPF Thread 9/9/2016

Just joined
how much have I missed

I used to use that until they changed their system and watching content required me to download from Mega instead. Plus back then it stopped being updated with Demo Derby's. I guess that may have changed now.

everything

it's almost over

when a show goes someone usually posts a link to the live stream

thanks dude.

>dan behind the computer

Obviously he's talking about archived shit, buying it just for lives shows is obviously retarded.

someone upload gametapes to the doc faggots

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Where is her belly button?

what's a belly button

She's a test tube baby created specifically for the purpose of pleasing men

right here

Daily reminder that Dan is pre-Diabetic because he is retarded

what the fuck is this shit
stop is dan

I can't wait for her to replace Dan or Rorie.

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>celebrating the birthday of your fiancé in a fast food "restaurant"

what?

ON BRAND

she got a penitentiary body

god I can't wait until dan goes back to gbe. i'm so fucking sick of every single piece of giant bomb content having to be about taco bell or wrestling

we fucking get it dan

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Is Jeff sick? He sounds sick.

who is this

She's an "indie female game developer"

nina freeman

Have any of you actually played Cibele? It fucking sucks.

kek that was literally the hardest I've heard Jeff laugh

what does it mean? non english speaker here

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wtf is wrong with her hips

>someone put a ring on this

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called child bearing hips you yellow fever faggot

>tfw UPF has been boring as fuck for almost three years now
>tfw I still look forward to the threads on Sup Forums because of the Mary Kish and Cibele girl pics

>I think that went just about fucking perfect
>yup
>Now Jeff always looks forlorn and most comedy from him now comes from his lack of emotion

It's another way of saying she's jailbait. Reminder: This was before the sjw takeover.

How long until Dan is single again

I give it 3 months tops

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same mary and hentaiphd are the only reason i watch UPF anymore and they arent even on the show usually

b-but ;_;

Is Dan able to handle Jason's bants?

nice video game discussion you guys are having

ditto for this whole thread

I love giant bomb/e-celeb threads so much.

That's not what it means. It came from when Jeff was a co-commentator for a woman's arm wrestling contest. His co host made a comment that one of the women was hot and had a "penitentiary body" with no sort of humor in it. Jeff thought it was the weirdest and funniest thing he's heard.

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>watching GiantFeminists

I love them too, they let me embrace my inner shitposter in threads where i don't feel bad about doing it

oh ok

I like her. She introduced me to Mystic Messenger.

I want to make her experience that feeling somewhere else

make me wanna
write a report
about how good they are or something

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>that loading times

was terrible as fuck

enjoy your stay, user

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>that
>child bearing hips
Virgin detected

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Drew has like the worst taste in video games.

videogames.com

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I thought that was normal because my game does that too. What's up with that?

shitty game

Wish that the endurance run was a good game, or one that they would actually enjoy

>he doesn't know

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>that feel when no Persona 5 Endurance Run with Jeff + Vinny + Ryan's ghost who tells them to have fun, kids

my man

I honestly feel that Vinny is gonna do a p5 endurance run with or without Jeff. With Dan would be miserable but New Dan seems like he wouldnt bitch, Alex would be up for it but he's an annoying cunt

I'm going to marry Mary!

What does this have to do with video games?

or that jeff was involved and alex and dan weren't

it's a fucking joke

How come Brad sounds like afraid whenever he talks on the bombcast? He's been working with these people like all his life so I don't understand how he can sound so nervous around them.

holy shit this song is from no more heroes

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>Shitting on Castlevania HD
their shit opinions never cease to amaze me.

it's literally on videogames.com

So Super Beard Bros is okay since they're not listed there?

cool man

I too subbed for a month about a week ago. Might go for the year as long as the sale is up.

I just want to access to all the old good stuff that no one uploads anymore.

Well the last guy who hosted the Bombcast for this long died so...

yeah, recently he seemed skiddish. maybe the cameras. i think he doesn't like that they now do it live.

it's just his shtick

>dan going to nyc
noice. hopefully that means gbw won't be getting too sjw of a member.

>rutube

I sub because the only things I watch on their site are Demo Derby and Game Tapes. Can't remember the last time I watched a quick look and I used to watch every single one back in 2009/10

literally who

video games dot com, fucker

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