Starting Weapon is better than the Ultimate Weapon

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>Starting weapon IS the ultimate weapon
>It just wasn't finished yet

>Game forces you to use a specific weapon
>It's moveset Is unappealing as fuck

>the best weapon in the game is the worst aesthetically

>Starting weapon becomes Ultimate weapon

>start off with shitty rifle
>strongest weapon in the game is a pistol

Did this shit just come out because it was at the top of xvideos

it's been out for a month or 2, debuted on pornhub it's disappointing

would the Halo 1 pistol count as the ultimate weapon?

No user. You were the ultimate weapon all along.

>doesn't even let you hover in the air

Nah.

>The Joke weapon has a deadly hidden property.

Link/name?

>you end up using it more than any serious weapon

>ultimate weapon is just the starting weapon with an extended magazine

>the voices

ew
porn was fine tho

>not holding out for the superior jetpack
fuckin scrub

magical sleepover u

>You unlock the true power in your starting weapon, turning it into the ultimate weapon

>Every "upgrade" is objectively worse than the starting weapon for every class
>You go through the entire game hoping every upgrade turns out to be better but it isn't
>Ruins the game and turns it into boring shit

>The canonically weak/inexperienced characters turns out to be one of the most broken mechanically.
Gold Rush is so damn abusable.

>early-game gear looks good
>late-game gear looks like dogshit

>Use smithing/alchemy exploit to make them better than end game gear

nope

Holy shit you just outed yourself as a complete nub, gg

>everyone else gears up with NATO caliber assault rifles and automatic shotguns as you progress
>your trusty over-under hunting shotgun never becomes obsolete

I have two problems with magical sleepover
>the voices
>not making both girls be always visible instead of the stupud You standin

I wanted to see futanari

>Starting weapon is sentimental to main character
>literally the worst weapon

>a certain upgrade changes the way the weapon works and makes it worse