How to steal vidya?

How to steal vidya?

Well first you have to look like this

By pirating them, of course haha :).

Just like my peanus weenus :D

haha your what : )

Uh.. you mean physical copies?

Thats the stupid shit ever when doing it digitally is much easier and has like 99% lower chance of landing you in jail.

Put a basket on the shopkeeper's head

His peanus weenus! What's wroip with you, is you weenus indicator not working? >:(

Storm the store with 40> people

It works everytime

how to steal:

step 1. believe that the thing is owned by someone other than you
step 2. take that thing and put it in your pocket

congratulations, you have successfully stolen a thing

why you lookin at me fo white boi?
i dindu nuffin

It's obviously clear how to steal Vidya

>Rent game

>Burn Iso onto empty CD

>Return game

I stole a PS4 and all the games the guy had for it from a party once

Good times

My friend stole a Kirby GBA game from a kid who was being a jerk to me and gave it to me in the 5th grade, he had a copy of the game we played the game in front of him - I felt kinda bad about it

It's quite easy.

>Change job to Thief
>Enter battle
>Select Steal in the battle menu

/thread

[Spoiler] Bring some tin foil from home and bring the game into the store bathroom. Proceed to wrap the game in tin foil then walk out the store, the detectors will bounce off the tin foil. [/spoiler]

[Spoiler] Alternatively, take a paint bucket into the store bathroom then put the game inside the can. It has the same effect on the metal detector but you'll have to buy the can. [/spoiler]

Look at the employee and ask him if this videogame is worth his life.

Do you feel lucky, punk? Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition is worth every cent.

games were usually behind counters or locked in things so what I would do is go into walmart and steal Wiimotes
walmart didnt have cameras in the fake plants section so I would unwrap them there and toss the pakcaging in the back of the plants
then I would hide them in my clothes and walk out and go to a gamestop and exchange them for store credit
sometimes I'd get cash instead so I could buy chinese food at the food court
eventually the gamestop employs would get suspicious so I had to cycle thorugh them and then eventually go to different malls
that one though had a fuckton of 'used' wiimotes because of me

>Storm the store with less than 40 people
What happens after 40 people? Does the army get involved?

Probably one of the worst toys to try and steal in a retail store. Every faggot kid wants them, and they're usually locked behind cabinets or on the wall behind the register.

Over 40 people can't fit in the average Gamestop.

>that one though had a fuckton of 'used' wiimotes because of me

Little do they know, they're actually brand new.

/devilish/

Arent the stuff sitting on gamestop's shelves empty though?

You'll be doing nothing but stealing empty cases anyway

I worked at a Play N Trade that was liquidating and stole over $6000 worth of stuff, including Misadventures of Tron Bonne, two copies of Chrono Trigger, and several consoles.