Just picked this up

just picked this up

what am I in for, Sup Forums?

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How about you play it and find out faggot

You've got it already

Well what do you think, it's made by Bioshit.

Disappointment

Rage. Absolute rage.

Disappointment

ME1
>Great atmosphere, world-building and narrative
>Some good quests
>Mediocre exploration and combat
>Boring waifus

ME2
>Mediocre narrative, decent atmosphere
>A few good quests
>Much better combat
>Great ass shots, better waifus

ME3
>Starchild
>Kai Leng
>Disappointment

but isn't the journey more important than the destination?

Now get all the dlc torrent pack for a complete experience.

Mass Effect is like the definition of generic sci fi universe, dunno why anyone ever felt engaged in the world building aspect.

But again, your journey become pointless and predictable.

Mass Effect
>ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
>Mako driving
>Interesting characters
Mass Effect 2
>I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS
>Boring probing
>Interesting characters
>Best romance option
Mass Effect 3
>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This

>Mass Effect 2
>Best romance option
This nigga knows.

>Interesting characters

If you like daddy issues

>Geth hoppers

WHERED THEY GO? TOO HARD TO PROGRAM IN?

fucking canadian hacks.

Like 70+ hours of NICE then 15 minutes of HWAT THE FUCK, CASEY!

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That is not who I was referring to, but I respect your opinion

whats this hack ruined recently? I hope he doesn't get more work.

He left Bioware a couple of years ago. Works at Microsoft Studios now.

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>All she wants is someone to like her for who she is and to get knocked up
>Somehow people insist she isn't best girl
Y'all niggas gay as hell

>perfectly fine default femshep for 2 games
>make a frecklebeast in 3 to impower gingers?

potential that turns into disappointment

That first description fits literally half of the romanceable options. Miranda is only noticeable because of her body

A good game, and 2 generic shooters.

>current year
>still no package of all games with all the dlc

i thought EA was supposed to good at taking people's money

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My first and only time through ME3 I shoot the starchild, getting the 'bad' ending. I found later that this wasn't in the base game. People were so mad with the game's ending that they put a 'fuck this, fuck the options I'm given,just fuck it' button.

ME1
>Exploration in the motherfucking MAKO (not sandboxy but fun as fuck)
>Introduction to what you hope is an amazing universe
>great companions except for Ashley
>Meh gameplay
>Good story
>You can fuck the blue waifu

ME2
>Best overall cast of companions
>Best romance options
>More action packed gameplay, you'll either love it or hate it
>Story focuses more on companions but the main plot gets stupid
>Shadow Broker is the best DLC in the series, gameplay and plot wise
>2 of the best companions return, 2 other good ones *may* be in the story but not companions
>Probing Uranus xD

ME3
>None of the new companions from ME2 come back as companions
>Story goes to shit
>Gameplay worse than ME2
>Citadel is the best DLC in the series dialogue wise
>Politics politics politics
>Every character can now be romanced, even ones that were formerly straight
>Some longstanding characters don't get good closure
>The ending

>that sad moment when the voice actress is more attractive than the fanservice character

KILL ASHLEY
KAIDAN IS A BRO

>Best overall cast of companions

Nothing but daddy issues and an alien doing a Shatner impression.

that's apparently all due to DLCware's greed

EA apparently actually packaged all the DLC in their ps3 release for ME3, because Sony told them they weren't allowed to peddle their paid DLC shit on the Sony Network, since BioWare at the time was exclusively selling their DLC through bioware.social so nobody else could get a cut (and nobody else could "diminish the value of muh intellectual property" by doing sales discounts on the overpriced shit)

Two good games and one meh one with a shitty ending.

Imho its the greatest video game trilogy ever created.

>daddy issues
Tali, Samara?, Grunt?

Who's the nigger again?

Also

Tali and Miranda for sure. Don't know about the rest.
Also, Tali is best girl

>ME2
>>Mediocre narrative

Kys. Mass effect 2 was the best game of the whole franchise

That forgetable black dude. Which cucks you on 3.

Jacob. Literally the most forgettable.

>I found later that this wasn't in the base game. People were so mad with the game's ending that they put a 'fuck this, fuck the options I'm given,just fuck it' button.
Man, the amount of raw butthurt that vanilla ME3 caused was something else.

We haven't had a shitstorm that great in a long time.

And wrex

lol 2 has such good characters

But ME1 had terrible narrative compared to ME2. Characters felt like wiki articles dumping info on you.

ME2 had a dull plot though going nowhere

basically all the characters

I literally just stopped playing Mass Effect 2 ten minutes ago and I already forgot that Jacob existed

Tali is literally "my perfect, innocent, pure virgin gf" bullshit.

Dont start with samara, user.still mad she cannot be fully romanced
Fuck this fuck thattttyy

Why were none of the best girls in the series romanceable?

>Kys.
Memecancer.

Nobody remembers good old Jacob. Can't blame them. Even Vega in 3 is more memorable.
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Jacob was actually pretty cool you fags . much better character than jack, that mitch samara, the the edgelord lizrd assassin.

You're an idiot.

can this IP ever be redeemed in your eyes anons?

Via books, comics, games rebooted 10-15 years from now?

or will you only be satisfied with the complete destruction of bioware canada and ea?

One of the greatest waifu sims out there, I've written many erotic fan fiction novels about the characters spanning over hundreds of pages and YOU might be joining one of us after playing through them.

Mass Effect 1 was cool with the solo reaper
Mass Effect 2 was pretty good, because Shepard was paranoid about the reapers

Showing the Reapers and making them killable ruined Mass Effect

>playing 3 right now
>suddenly in the middle of the game it turns into a bond movie

this is really not so bad

>even vega
No shit, he was actually a pretty great character and I enjoyed going down there to hear his quips with STEEEEEEEVE

Also giving him a prothean rifle with exploding incendiary ammo tore through most enemies in the game

>can this IP ever be redeemed in your eyes anons?
I'd be satisfied with just another game like ME2, really. Bonus points if they cut the romance bullshit and just let you casually fuck bitches, Witcher-style.

It's been awhile, but 3 just destroyed my interest in the ME universe. I've moved on to better RPGs.

miranda was working on you when you were just a pile of guts on an operating table. too weird tb.h

3 is allright until the end. I swear I was having a good enough time. To this day, that ending baffles me.

this is the most baffling post i've seen in a long time

>ME2
>much better combat

kill yourself, cover shooters are not good

Vega was a dude bro done right. Too bad he was introduced at the last bit of the trilogy.

Yeah, nah.

ME1's third-person shooting is fucking garbage. At least ME2 plays like a decent TPS with some powers thrown in for spice.

There were two Jacobs.

One was a professional soldier guy who tried his best to NOT load all his stupid emotional daddy baggage off onto his commandering officer (even thought it happens OF COURSE), and he just sat there in the armory keeping the thermal clips frosty.

Then there was Cheap Black Pornstar Jacob if Shepard has a human female vagina and expresses any interest in the BBC. (Miranda also got BLACKED, if you recall)

yea they really did fuck up.

I wonder if they'll ever admitted it.

Does the voice acting me2 get any better? I'm currently playing 1 and it's not great.
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1 is also a cover shooter except its so janky that you can barely tell. i didnt like 2's though because they stripped any kind of complexity out of it.

M A N C H I N

>a good game
>a average game
>a disappointing game

mfw me3

Jacob was played too straight. Every game has that 'every man' you can connect with but Jacob has literally nothing going on.

>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>THIS HURTS YOU
>I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION
>I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

this

Disappointment.

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who /jack/

>when you meet her in 3 and she punches you and then kisses you

i made the right choice

>tfw zaeed massani's voice actor is dead

Most of these are pretty old, back when I was only getting into writing and learning English, I'm thinking about proofreading/polishing them up and releasing them somewhere.

Looking forward to reading your erotic novels, OP.

that's only true when the destination is good, or at least decent, which is absolutly not the case here

I bet your first BF game was BC1 or 2. You fucking 7th gen faggot.

>Gameplay worse than ME2

Nigga, ME2 has no choice of weapon, if you're a sniper, you ONLY have a sniper and a little gun.

No weapon mod, ennemy are all stupid and suicidal. The shooting is way faster and the character is a lot more agile. The IA is much better

>Tfw a pleb prefers ME2 near you