Rise Lara is best Lara

Rise Lara is best Lara

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When I played it I had to stop every now and then for a fap because of that fat ass

Armpits must be really hard to model and texture properly.

I want to impregnate her while choking her out

Same, except "every now" was like every 20 minutes. Made that game last forever.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE Sup Forums STEALTH PORN THREAD REEEEE

Something of mine indeed rise because of her, if you know what I mean.

>not going for a blatant late night jav thread

no

WHERE IS IT?

such a shame what happened to this series, tomb raider was goat action adventure platforming.

>tfw rebooting Lara was the best thing to ever happen to her character, and there are finally Tomb Raider games that i enjoy with a female protagonist that i like

>This faggot again
If you're going to be posting Lara, post best Lara you European faggot. An actual WOMAN not some flat chested European model.
Jokes on you, after the movie flops, and after Rise sold poorly, Crystal will be ditching new Lara and either rebooting again or at least bringing cow tits Lara back.

Anniversary raider best raider.

DUDE BIG BOOBS LMAO WOOOO

True.

Post more though.

DUDE NO TITS AND ASS SO MATURE WOOOO

That's been Lara's draw since day one.

>movie
?

Her face was better in the 2013 one. Why did they ruin it?

nu-Lara DOES have tits and ass

What do her dirty armpits smell like?

No matter how many times you make this thread, it still wont be true

They're making a movie based of the last two games, and it stars a literal fridge as Lara. People joke about Rise Lara having no tits and ass? The actress that will be playing Lara literally does have no tits and ass. And no curves. A literal plank of wood. That's how much faggotry is going on at Crystal's hipster nu male San Fran studio. They're not content with ruining vidya Lara, they now have to fuck around with Kino Lara.

She's cute but expect the inevitable incoming wave of autism

They have nothing to do with the new movie.

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>or at least bringing cow tits Lara back.

Not a single fucking chance. Get with the times, this isn't the 90s anymore.

>ywn have a tiny sized gf like lara

I want to hug_ Lara.

Sorry if I'm being lewd.

Legend is the best compromise between comic hero and realistic person.

>lewd
It's alright user, I feel the same way

Crystal did it with their games and so did Core. Every time the last game sold badly they'd give Lara's tits a buff. How many Tomb Raider's have you played user?
Yeah, a totally random person just randomly decided to make a Tomb Raider film without Crystal's okay or help on anything. Riiight.
Nice try shill.

>still no PS4 version

It hurts.

I want to raid her tomb if you know what I mean >;^)

I think I follow

>nice try shill

ok then, give me a source or you're wrong.

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>Why did they ruin it?
To fight oppressive beauty standards.

Post them

I am not entirely sure you do, because I want to shove my fully upgraded climbing axe into her wet crevice, if you catch my drift.

go easy on your dick with this

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her head is so big compared to the body it looks outrageous.
I remember her ingame model to be better proportioned though

>She'll never wrap those soft lips around your micro penis

>you'll never feel her hot breath on your caged clitty

Is the new game fun? I just got every single player trophy in the Definitive edition.

Too bad the multiplayer is ass compaired to Uncharted 4 so i can't get the platinum.

I've been replaying UW recently. That ass is just too much. Goddamn, I love Lara Croft.

Is Rise any good? My friend just gave me my 360 back and the reboot Tomb Raider was downloaded on it so I've been playing it. I'm enjoying it so far.

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I don't think I could handle her looking at me if she actually existed.

If you played the other reboot, it's more of the same. So if you liked that one you might like this one It's kind of buggier though, also doesn't feel as polished as the other game. But I played the 360 version so I don't know if it's just this version that sucks.

I just came into this thread and it was really fucking hard to use google
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your fucking retarded if you like nuLara over the original shitlord

I know that feel

I come to every one to every one of these threads to say this. Never forget.

This Lara doesn't radiate badassery like the old one used to. She's a schizophrenic mass murderer. At least old Lara was a powerful psychopath.

I hope they bring dem diddies back. They didn't have to change her face from the previous title.

And what exactly was likeable about the original Lara, apart from being obvious fapbait, buddy?

>stop liking the incorrect version of a fictional woman

Fuggggggg

Still not quite catching your meaning

She's numales waifu of choice

I thought only cucks liked her? fuck I'm behind on my memes

Is that underworld? Didnt play any tomb raider games after ps1 except anniversary to see the differences. If it is, is it any good?

Is this game actually good though? I finished the 2013 one but holy fuck it was bland as hell and kinda comical how many just mook goons you kill in all the combat sections.

It's the same shit

It only exists to jerk off to lara

shame about her face.

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>film is based on reboot

ok, but where does it say Crystal has any control?

shame nu lara never showed her feet

>footfag

op is underage

Its better than TR13 in every way.

>people born the same year as TR1 are now 20 years old
user, we all know it sucks being old

She caused me to Rise

>that animation
lmao

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I want to impregnate Reboot Lara's real life model

looks like shit

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fuck I love her

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What does Rise Lara's ass smell like? I want details.

i never fapped so much during a videogame playthrough before

which is ironic considering shes meant to be feminist friendly

They are, because real-time rendering of stretching/contorting skin is really hard to do. Right now its just a texture that is stretched to fit with the bones moving.

Lara a cute. CUTE!

I want to marry Lara!

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>Lora cucks are here

is there a game of the blah blah version with all the shit in one package yet or what, this game came out almost a year ago

>ywn help Lara relax after a long adventure and listen to her crazy stories by the fire with her feet in your lap

Why is she so qt?

i like to imagine Lara being raised in an all-girl school and being very interested in archaeology.

all the girls at school ridicule her for not being interested in boys but she pays no mind because she is there to learn and push herself to her limits.

on her first post-grad sightseeing trip all her friends brought along their boyfriends but all Lara wants to do is explore and find new ways to challenge herself.

she is very naive but determined and is not dissuaded by carnal impulses. while they are preoccupied at the marketplace she realizes this is her only chance to break away.

she meets some locals who admire her beauty and she carefully takes into consideration their offer of tagging along their ascent of a giant mountain covered in a mysterious fog.

while riding in the back of their wagon, she notices she is the only female on board and the trip itself will take 3 nights.

>All these bad tastes.

It hurts

She has a manjaw and weird eyes in Rise. 2013 was a better Lara to look at.

the ps4 version has all the dlc and unlockable stuff

I never got more that this post more faggot.

don't