You are locked in a room with DSP. You have one week's worth of food and water. He must beat the last three games you played on the highest difficulty. You can give him advice, but you cannot play for him. You cannot leave the room until he beats the games or you die of starvation. How fucked are you?
>Catherine
>Trails of Cold Steel 2
>Deus Ex Mankind Divided
Nice knowing you Sup Forums
I'm fucked
>EarthBound
Somewhere over the rainbow....
I'm the only one that thinks he pretends to be retarded at games aren't I?
he is
>gothic 2
>morrowind
>titan quest anniversary edition
better kill myself on the first day
morrowind sounds reasonable, you just have to be able to instruct him in high level alchemy abuse
I could probably get him to cheese dark souls but the second he gets to Ymir Forest in Tales of Symphonia im just gonna fucking sudoku myself
>DSP
No matter what game it is I'm fucked.
Just kill me now.
also playing haruspex/harbinger/conqueror in TQ is pretty much godmode
>Rogue Legacy
>Tropico 5
>World of Warcraft
I might as well kill us to get it over with
This was bad enough with the last ONE game we played and with a month supply of food
>EVE Online
>Arma 3
>Space Station 13
>Deus Ex: HR
>xcom
>This War of Mine
dead af
>EVE
>SS13
He'll join All-Out then win EVE by playing Arma 3
>Madworld
He should be able to smash through it if he just goes for the objectives
>Dark Souls
Giant Stone Knight set
Zeihander upgraded
No probs, right?
>Bloodborne
Best I can do is tell him to get the axe and cheese the whole game by doing nothing but lunge attacks while transformed
I dunno why but I have some faith.
>street fighter v
>blood omen: legacy of kain
>dragon age: inquisition
fuck
>Furi
>EDF 4.1
>Dragon's Crown
I've wondered but never payed that close attention to his stuff. Has he ever addressed how he "presses the buttons" to no result in seemingly every game he plays? Does he say all games are shipped faulty? all consoles? Does he claim to quickly wear out his controllers?
>EU4
Easy, I just guide him to victory with one of the stronger countries.
>Kotor 2
Again easy.
>Civ 5 on deity
And we are stuck till death in that room.
>Kirby: Planet Robobot
>Pokemon Yellow
>Warioware: Smooth Moves
I shouldn't be that worried.
>N++
I'm fucking dead
Civ 5 is turn based-- you could just instruct him exactly what to do & you can save scum.
Oblivion
DA:I
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
>new vegas
>fallout 4
>fallout 3
Alright. Does he play them vanilla?
Just Cause 2
Scribblenauts
Metro: LL
Okay we power through JC2 and Scribblenauts (does that one even have difficulty settings?) and ration our food for Metro. It's doable on Ranger Hardcore for him, but it's going to take every minute of that week. We don't have to 100% the games or anythign right?
.Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that DSP doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he is doing. He is a normal gamer that sometimes fucks up. This is normal.
He just completed a pacifist PT on Deus ex. He is not bad.
He could be playing Mavis Beacon Typing and you'd still be screwed.
>edf 4.1
I dont' even need to say the other two i'm already a corpse
>MW2
>BC2
EZ
>san andreas im fucked
>witcher 3
>Furi
>nioh
>nioh
help Sup Forums i don't want to be raped by a fat balding greese ball
>all three games from Nathan drake collection
Fuck
>Scarface
kill me
>Rabi Ribi with no music
>Terraria
>Path of Exile
This wasn't possible when it was (1) game, let alone 3.
I don't really mind anything else about this guy except his huge fake faggot laugh.
The funny thing is he's better than most of Sup Forums
Incorrect, he's more dedicated than the average Sup Forums user and thus "better" cause the latter doesn't even try.
>tfw this week SoK podcast was terrible
when is the last time you had a DSP moment?
>Ikaruga
>Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
>Furi
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
>LA Noire
>Battlefield 4
>Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
I feel like I have a chance to survive.
>HUCKHUCKHUCKHUCKHUCKHUCKHUCKHUCKHUCK
>Geometry Dash
There's no hope.
Path of Exile earlier today.
>Playing Meme Vortex for fun
>Know I'm about to get chunked hard
>Release all mouse keys and hold q in direction away from rolling mass of death that is a bunch of Blues with Powerful Crits
>Don't move at all and die in less than a second flat
"I'd like it if holding Q used my Q ability (Whirling Blades.)"
Low grade, but still technically.
>Deus Ex human revolution (Foxiest of hounds, ghost run)
>Talos principle
>Obduction
Welp I'm screwed, maybe I can survive by eating Phil.
>edf 4.1
>DOOM
>am2r
>mfw
>DOOM
rip
>Final Fantasy 6
>CSGO
>Risk of Rain
>Risk of rain
>Risk of fucking Rain
Well, let's see.
1. Dustforc...
Ah shit.
Farewell, Earth.
>System Shock 1
>Timed missions
>Puzzles
>No Mouse Look
Well fuck me, I am dead.
>WOOOOW
>BUGGED MOUSE MECHANICS, DUDE!
>AHEHAHE
DEHR is the biggest hurdle there, but you just gotta tell him where to go, when to go, etc.
Talos, you just tell him how to solve each puzzle.
Obduction, you just tell him where to go and how to solve the various puzzles while you and him bond over the sorrow that is that game.
>Just has to beat Providence ONCE on Monsoon with all Relics on
That's not too bad. One in two runs will get past level 1, then it's just a matter of telling him which items to pick from the Command boxes.
>Journey
>Furi
>fallout 4
I may be fine
>Crusader Kings 2
>Madden 17
>Rocket League
We will be done in a few hours
>phoenix wright: spirit of justice
>deus ex
>vampire the masquerade: bloodlines
Deus ex on hardest difficulty might be tough with DSP, but I think we'll barely pull through
>Fallout New Vegas
>Deus Ex HR
>GTA SA
I'm a little worried
>Smash Bros 4
>Captain Toad
>Super Mario 3D World
We might actually get through this. Only question is whether he can actually beat any of Smash's modes on 9.0.
>Katamari
>Demon's Souls
>Subnautica
I don't know how subnautica would work since there's no endgame yet
Yeah user, you'll be alright.
>TW Rome II
>Arma 3
>Mount and Blade Warband
Yeah I'm fucked. How do you even complete Mount and Blade? Because King of all Calradia can take literally weeks, same with Rome.
i dont follow dsp's shit what was this about i see this damn picture everywhere.
he accidentally streamed himself fapping
Forgot/didn't realize he was streaming, streamed himself jerking off.
>rome
>weeks
One all nighter is all you need to complete a campaign.
>Darkest Dungeon
>Crypt of the Necrodancer
>Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The mind cannot hope to withstand such an assault.
Well goddamn...gross. but thank you for letting me know.
>The Witcher 1, probably could
>Shadow of Mordor, still probably, no difficulties
>The Witcher 2
>Geralt's death marks the definitive end of the story
I'm fucked
to be clear, you dont see little phil, just his fat fucking face during.