BR Thread: The Second Coming

Last night's thread was fun. Starting a new one. Try to keep it English and vidya related.
Sem discussões sobre esquerda x direita, por favor.

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What's the favorite tuehue of BRs?

The one in the bucket. I forgot her name.

How does it feel now that everyone in the civilized world knows how much of a shithole your country is thanks to the olympics?

Tu não manda em mim cuzão temer deu golpe em Dilma. Mas Dilma é uma anta agora só falta temer tomar no cu também

>Try to keep it English
>Speaks Portuguese in the OP
My Little BR Can't Be This Fucking Stupid!

vai tomar no seu cu seu vermelho comuna filho duma puta

Okay look, doing this daily is starting to seem like a bad idea.

Most people around the world knows that Brazil is a hellhole

Maybe doing it monthly is a better idea.

Okay, fine... But how is this thread related to vydia?

hopefully some mildly-civilized country has the mercy to invade it

Videogames.
It is now.

It is. Wait a few days before making another thread, OP.

I've been playing the new Ace Attorney game

The first case is actually very long, and the main bad guy did nothing wrong

Now that i said that i must leave this thread to avoid spoilers

Yes, but liberals could pretend it wasn't before.

They now see us as equals.

Europe is harboring degenerates, Japan is creating NEET shut-ins and the US is torn between electing a criminal and an asshole.

IS ANYONE HERE EXCITED FOR BANNERLORD?

Why is the tranny porn market full of BRs?

Is it encouraged over there or what?

Why does Brazil need its own thread to talk about video games
Why not just make a thread about a video game you like
and then talk about it
I'm actually surprised that all of the faggots posting in here aren't using trips.

>temer deu golpe em Dilma
lol

This.

>NEETs
>A bad thing
Leave please, I hear reddit loves people like you.

There's no point. There aren't even any flags so literally anyone could post here and say "haha look at me yeah I play [game] how are you guys doin? Yeah I live in Brazil too"

It's the equivalent of a shitty chat-room.

Argie here, just came to tell you niggas that Monica is my waifu.

>Thread BR
>gringo do nada aparece falando mal do Brasil com inglês quebrado e gramática deplorável

hey guys I'm still looking for a gf

any tips are appreciated

It happens.

Hispanics used to do the same, though of course it was less exclusive because it was a bunch of south americans, mexicans and spaniards.
When i followed it they used to start with that one picture of Donte saying "Que te Jodan".
Now i think they're just more direct.

Do they still publish these with that stupid ''EM ESTILO MANGÁ'' seal on the cover? It never fucking was manga styled and never will

I hate São Paulo.

Lost my notebook last time I was there, not I don't have anything to play in.

Fuck this grey capital and it's shitty people.

sounds like it was your own fault

fuck off

>being this delusional
None of those things bring them down to your level. Brazil is literally third world tier.

Don't BRs have their own chan to shit up?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>How to tell that you're the newest of the newfags and only heard about the redditx4chan feud but doesn't know shit about it and resorts to parroting memes while pitifully covering the fact that you're a BR due to terrible grammar: The post

It was, but still, fuck this city.

Brazillian chans are the worst place I've ever seen in the internet.

Faggots make Sup Forums look sane.

haha epic dude

>Entire World is shit
>B-but not as shit as Brazil, here's a reaction image to prove me right
Me mostre seu Doutorado de Viado, quero ver

The day i'll be forced to visit regularly whatever cesspool my fellow compatriots are using i'll just quit with the internet

>tfw BRchan was down it would play a loop of the Super Nuko World music video
>tfw it's no longer down

Where the fuck am I supposed to get my fix now you goddamn fricks
Fuck

I haven't been there since 2008, I think.

Is it still a cold lib-tard shithole? Fucking place was so cold and polluted my nose got clogged for years.

I was playing Arkham City till half an hour ago, it's a fun game, but i suck at combat

post yfw japanese and br's finally dominate the planet like they should

Just played some Half Life Source, will probaly get on Half Life 2 later, It's such a shame neither games have a BR dub

hahahaha brazzil is filled with niggas macaccos hahahahahaha fuck off pretos

>Try to keep it English and vidya related
I guess the mods are asleep

Only thing good about BR is the prostitutes. Your fruity colored money isn't worth shit and you people barely have running water. Play on your own servers, faggot.

I like the spinning 2hu.

Your mother would get super rich here faggot.

I don't live there so I don't know how it IS

But Jesus everything in that fucking city is gray all the time.

And the weather is shit (But so is where I live)

>you people barely have running water

>prostitutes
99% of them let you transmit aids to them as long as you give $300 dollars in cash

Sure. Enjoy your Zika virus and mass unemployment, pal.

Food from minas gerais is also top tier.

How are BRs supposed to dominate anything with their sticks and stones

Você não engana ninguém
Você também é um de nós

So videogames.

Anyone playing KoF XIV?

There's entire boards destined to rating prostitutes.
If you don't use it its your own fault

>caring about the Zika when you're not a girl and you're a NEET

Zika only matters if you're planning on having kids in the near future.
Which nobody in this fucking board will.

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>Anyone playing KoF XIV?
I wish

No ps4 m8?

BR threads?

Do MX threads still exist?

Hopefully. But since I live in a first world country where we have decent Internet and RUNNING WATER, I think we'll stay here.
lolwut?
Nigger, do you even condom, bro?

We're still better than Mexicans, one because we can blend in, as far as I know, a third of NASA's R&D staff are Brazilians, not to mention many businessmen and important people

Which would you rather, Mexicans, Arabs, Jews, or us?

How do we make games not cost an arm and a leg, fellow brmen?

>Zika only matters if you're planning on having kids in the near future.
>Haha, jokes on you, I'm a diseased jobless forever alone so my quality of life doesn't matter! Never mind that all the cripples born in my country will be a huge drag on my already dying economy, I've already lost the will to care about literally anything anyways!

Take this shit to /vg/ No one wants your third world asses to fraternize on our board.

>one because we can blend in
Hue
Mexicans anyday.

I hate br's, just stopped by to post this. sage goes in all fields except for the "Name" field because apparently you can't do that anymore without an error so I just put it in the "Options" field. By the way, I kinda wish the options field was still called the email field so you could still see newfriends enter their actual emails and shitposters falseflagging as newfriends.

Arnt brazillians fucking black???

You aint blending in anywhere except Compton buckaroo

whoops

The best, of course.

Zika will never matter to anyone that uses Sup Forums.

>???
Por que Continua a memear sem benefícios?

Minas cuisine is like the Portugal cuisine, but powered up with the native fruits, sugar from sugarcane etc etc etc..

Of course, it is not to be confused with rio de janeiro.
Rio food is awful.

We like to stick together, that's all. Perks (or flaws) of an insular country.

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Cirno.
Also do you guys know why she has the 9 meme?

You are pathetic vv pathetic on whole new levels. Really really cringe.

Brazilians have a wide rainbow of colors.
But brown people are the worst, because they're as malicious as blacks but smart enough to actually pull off crimes more effectively.
Its like that super dinosaur from the new Jurassic park.

I didn't know Zika had a cute girl version.

>Pregnant
Aw yiss, it even caters to my fetish.

Elect a government that isn't corrupt as fuck.

What, did you just get into Touhou yesterday?

That would require non-corrupt people to exist in the first place. Surely there must be another option.

Impossible.
Corruption is natural in our society.

Kuruminha is for _________

Stop making so many fucking threads
Keep it at one per week
Call it Monkey Friday, or Thuesday

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Enslaving and pau-brazil logging

I don't know, I never even browsed brchan or 55chan. I just saved pictures of her from here. It's the perfect mascot for brposting.

She's a brown loli. Of course she's foe lewding.

Algum de vocês jogou o Technomancer? Baixei aqui (piratão obviously) e não gostei muito por enquanto.

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fandom/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil#Cirno

The one that can be attracted by cheese.