Bonesaw got banned from GDQ events. RIP the legend, the god

Bonesaw got banned from GDQ events. RIP the legend, the god.
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He was one of the best at SGDQ this year, though.

What exactly was so bad?

>e-celebs
And nothing of value was lost.

He was having fun, and that's not allowed any more.

Too general. What was so triggering?

Literally the only good run of SGDQ 2016.
The run fell apart early on because he kept fucking up, and apparently he was tired and jet lagged and shit. So they kept taking shots at GDQ ROB SCHNEIDER FINDS OUT THAT GDQ ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE and doing Owen Wilson impressions. They were eventually told outright to stop with the Owen Wilson jokes and it was actually pretty hilarious to watch. Apparently fun just isn't allowed at GDQ anymore.

literally nothing, he was cracking too many jokes and they asked him to stop cracking jokes. he didn't. now he's b&

watch It'll explain why he is banned.

Don't forget that although he messed up, he still finished under the estimated time.

I thought Bonesaw died years ago

He got banned from being a runner for one year. He can still attend the event and even be on the couch.

>man decides to have fun, while still respecting GDQ rules
>still finishes under estimate
>everyone has a jolly old time
>WHAT'S DAT? HAVING FUN ON MY WATCH? DING DONG BANNU

Came here to post this.

You work for GDQ or somethin? don't cover your ass now bud

That too. Didn't it bring in a lot of money, too? It was a fun run. I usually only catch GDQ late at night because I keep weird hours and like having things to watch. It was the best run in years for sheer entertainment value.

Did you not read the link? Bonesaw himself said that he can still go to the events, the only thing he can't do is run games at it for a year.

>legitimately the only interesting speed run of the event
>clearly having a good time
>gets banned for it
I shouldn't really be surprised, should I?

How long until all the entertaining runners branch off and start FGDQ: Fun Games Done Quick?

Let the fun police drown in their autism and transexuals

We already have NASA/ESA, but they're slow as shit uploading their runs and you can barely hear the runners talking in any of the videos.

What happened to GDQ to make it so anti-fun recently?

Jesus Christ GDQ really are the fun police.
I think everyone agrees the Jak and Daxter run was one of the most enjoyable runs during SGDQ 2016 and if I remember correctly, it brought in some decent money as well.

What did he do.

It used to be a bunch of runners playing games and having fun while also raising money for charity.
Now it's all about making money while also playing games on the side.
It became all about the money and cutting out anything fun or offensive to maximize profit.

Fear of sponsors pulling out if they find a joke too offensive to put their name on.

Fear of donors pulling their donations if they find a joke too offensive to bare on their mentally weak constitutions.

Nigga, I ain't watching 2 hours of that for this.
Any highlight?

Look at the youtube comments and look for a guy named "Yagi". He timestamps all of the highlights.

Check the comments, there's probably a timestamp for when he starting doing impressions.

Its really worth watching it

Highlight reel would be at least an hour long

I'm PRETTY SURE that the cookie they ate before the run was an edible. Really explains the funny shit they said in the commentary.

>he didn't stay up until 4 AM watching Bonesaw bungle his way through Jak and Daxter with Sup Forums
That was some of the most fun I've had in a while. You missed out.

Stopped watching GDQ a long time ago broski.

he had fun

The fatigue from staying up so late combined with the commentary made me cry from laughing.

That's understandable. Still, it was a hell of a run.

I dont get it
did he say nigger, kikes, cunts?
because the "highlights" didn't show anything at the least to get banned for it.

>There's a big sign in front of me that says "less applause"
I'd be more pissed off if that wasn't funny as hell.

I did notice he was laughing a lot.

He made fun of a celebrity, and that's a no-no on a charity stream. Also, he had way too much fun.

the last couple events were fucking garbage

the jak run was the only thing that even mildly entertained me


i had already been planning to never watch this shit again, but bonesaw getting banned just puts the final nails in the coffin for me, not because i hate the staff, but because the event was just always destined to this fate

i saw some runners on twitch streaming and talking about what they were submitting for the next event, it all sounded terrible, and this was from well known runners too

anyways rip gdq, you were fun in 2010 and 2011 but no more

He swore a couple times which is apparently against the rules.

RIP Bonesaw. That Jak and Daxter run was 11/10 material. I haven't laughed that hard from anything so consistently in a WHILE. Watching it live was a great experience.

>Literally the only good run of SGDQ 2016.
Not true, Deus Ex was godly.

>2013
>not the pinnacle

the run was badly done but he still made it entertaining and still beat it under the estimate.


>He made fun of a celebrity, and that's a no-no on a charity stream.
>yet constantly saying "kill the animals" is ok.

literal no fun police. god damn. they need to get their priorities straight.

>Deux Ex run
>they gave him shit because he finished early and wanted to take a couple minutes to show off some neat stuff
Why is GDQ such shit anymore?

>Being so mad you can't grammar correct
It's okay user. Let the anger out.

Skipped to the run start and only a few minutes into it. Why the Jap version?

Bid incentive

I'll have to check that one out.
Usually when a runner plays in Japanese, it's because the text scrolls faster.

Doesn't it literally say in the pastebin that they'll let him submit games again in 2018?

Alright, cool

It was a donation incentive, and it was kinda funny as well since in the Jap version, whenever you grab a collectible, Jak screams.

yare yare daze B^U

Yes and

I've literally heard nothing but negative things about AGDQ/SGDQ since 2012. It originally seemed to be for a good cause, but now it just seems like entitled pricks trying to dictate the behavior of autistic people.

the donation sentiment was really just a way to make the gathering official but once the phony organizations realized they could trick suckers into donating hundreds of thousands of dollars they decided to milk it dry

Pretty much.

I don't get it. Why did they ban him? It seemed like a pretty fun chill run. Are AGDQ just anti-fun?

Underrated post.

Yes. They've refused to give Big John an NES Open run (which takes about 5-10 minutes) for years now because they don't like the game's community. So basically out of spite.

Positive usage of "anymore" is actually a regional thing, not necessarily grammatically incorrect.

>Gets people to shit all over Air Canada's twitter and causes GDQ staff to have to publically apologise to Air Canada
>ignores GDQ staff and keeps memeing it up even after they tell him to stop
>barely comes under estimate because he's playing so bad
>flaunts it all on twitter afterward
>people still expect him to even be allowed to ever submit games to GDQ ever again

He's lucky he only got a year ban on submitting games and not just banned from the event entirely.

>GDQ staff to have to publically apologise to Air Canada
Oh no. They had to apologize. How terrible. Nobody has ever had to apologize before. Saying sorry must have cost them millions. The company may have to file for bankruptcy because of that.

>video games are serious business
Get your head out of your ass.

>told to stop making Owen Wilson jokes
Jesus fucking Christ
its like this event is ran by gradeschool teachers

the point he was making (to the end) is that gdq's aren't worth attending anymore

and he's right

I can't wait for even less fun runs and more retarded tranny runs with chat disabled that go over estimated like Pikmin's run

That's the shit I wanna watch

>Forcing Blueglass to sit separate from everyone else while runs happen

Holy fuck are they for real? That dude was ALWAYS around at all times of day to cheer on runs even at like 3AM because he loves the runners that much.

How can you treat him like shit?

>It's okay to act like an asshole to a company that's not involved.
There's no reason to defend that point.

I know, man. It reminds me of when my 7th grade class kept making stupid jokes about some movie and our teacher eventually broke down in tears because of it.
Yes, jokes are okay to make. It's called free speech. Sorry you don't have it where you live.

>being this mad about a cosplaying weeb getting banned from GDQ

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Which year was that?

I'm pretty sure Air Canada had much bigger problems than bonesaw. I hear people talk shit about that airline constantly, and for good reason. They're shit

>Yes, jokes are okay to make.
It's a joke to have several thousand people shit up a twitter account? Seriously, any other point you could have defended and you'd be correct, but you choose the one where he's in the wrong.

>implying i even like bonesaw or blueglass

the events are just THAT bad

Oh no. A twitter account.

Oh no, somebody on Twitter got a lot of notifications the next day. Quick, call the feels police! This man needs 200CCs of hugs, quick!

>tfw I got a lifetime ban from all GDQ events and I've never even been to one before
What are they even gonna do if I show up anyway, though? Call security? For what?

>b-but they went after AirCanada!

PR stuff like that happens every single day to almost every company with an internet presence

Do you think if Kendrick Lamar tweeted "wow burger king sucks" ASCAP would go around tweeting "He didn't mean that, we are really sorry about that!!"?

Uyama is just scared he'll lose his precious sponsors so he tries to make GDQ as neutered as possible, next year we'll have disabled chat in every run

God damn dude just shut up. You are just embarrassing yourself. I actually had to stop lurking because you are so fucking retarded.

>I got a lifetime ban from all GDQ events and I've never even been to one
Want to explain?

Kill yourself.

Best run ever, he did go against some rules though so it's understandable. Also he'll be back in 2018 and can still attend in 2017, just not allowed to run.

>some nobody gets banned
oh no

Honestly, I thought Bonesaw was worse than the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger guy. that and he couldn't go 5 fucking minutes without bragging about being able to read moonrunes. Maybe if he shut his yap and played more, he wouldn't have come so close to going over on time.

when i first got into speedrunning I wasn't very good at taking my meds regularly and I had a habit of sending mass emails to tons of strangers to kill boredom and somehow one of the messages I sent to someone got interpreted as a death threat

Narcissia?

Just apologise, dawg. No one can resist a good apology.

Oh wow, they let meme shit like animorphs happen but big john doesn't even get 10 minutes for something.
Why is the gdq staff so shit? It used to be a fun stream for charity now it's a charity stream.

the hotel will ask you to leave because its a basically a private event? if you refuse to leave the hotel will call the cops? are you a retard?

They can kick me out of the stream room but why would the hotel kick me out if I paid for a room?

>I'm causing a scene but why would they kick me out

Just play the mental health issues card. They love that.

Fuck off Mike the Kike, you've ruined a perfectly good thing.

In what way would I be causing a scene

We need more l4d lps with gamur girls that never played the game before and 2 month tranny anniversary announcements

The problem is that his laughter can be irritating as hell, and he laughs at literally everything under the sun so all you hear is this really loud laughter from one guy every five seconds anything remotely happens. He's a really good person who I love thanks to how he acts towards people and how supportive he is, but I can understand why they would section him off. I was being driven mad at either 2013 or 2014 where his laughs were all you heard for like 12 hours during commentaries.

It was amazingu
So glad I caught it

Holy shit he was the best fucking run there. God GDQ are a bunch of no fun fags