Pass the controller, bro

Pass the controller, bro

My cat just died last week
I'd always get mad when he'd walk over my keyboard to get my attention and I wouldn't give it to him
I wish I would have
Here's the controller kitty
See this thread
LMAO just kidding m8, fuck your feels

A psychologist would have a field day with this post.

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Because it's a made up "science"?

I gotchu, bro.

I want to fuck that paw.

I want to cum on it

>Because it's a made up "science"?

Why did "you" "make" a made up "post"?

why didn't you say paws OP, you're supposed to say paws. that's how the system works.

Hope you're not a psych student kiddo
Enjoy getting phased out by neurology, a real science

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"PAWS" SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE "PASS" YOU PIECE OF SHIT

this isn't supposed to make sense, it just works.

THAT'S NOT HOW PUNS WORK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

What do these people look like in real life I wonder...

Better than you, pussytits.

No you don't have opposable thumbs so you're going to drop it. Sorry kitty.

Go look at both your dads

Post pic as proof then. Or be outed as the degenerate basement dwelling lardass you are.

Okay.
Pass the controller, bro.

Still miss my cat.
He was always fighting all of the neighbourhoods cats.
He had also lost his voice and it just became a rough growl

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>projecting this hard

At least her tail isn't covering any of the important HUD.

Lmao, I could beat your ass any day, normalfag. Go back to your gf and don't dare show your face on my board again.

Punished

holy shit punished cat

you're a shitty owner and i wish you had leukemia

kot blini

kot a best
dog a shit

Paws the controller bro.

What, should the cat be cuddled and left inside?
It's an animal. Let them have the freedom to be outside.
If it wants to spent it's time in the ring, then let it fight

Because he didn't keep his cat indoors 24/7?

kot blini

kots are so awesome

my mom got a kot when I was 18 though, he was kinda a dick and instead of meowing he just did these pigeon-like growls but overall he was a pretty cute kot

I'm moving to a new apartament soon, when I get a job first thing imma get is a cute kot

It's my turn bro.

kot blini

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Paws the game, bro

kot blini

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Behead all who insult kot

Kot blini

fuck this faggot neko desu

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who /KOT BLIINI/ here?

my kot is ugly :(

>How're my legs, user? I've been doing squats lately!

if your god possesses power then allow him to strike me down

Looking good user

Me.

PRAISE KOT

Wait a fucking second...

On Sup Forums, no one knows you're a cat.
Dogs, get the fuck off my board

yep on Sup Forums noone truely knows what you are and all mammals are ok in my book.
Both excellent to snuggle on cold mornings and tasty as well

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Ok, let me hit paws first

I'll fuck your mom all night doggy style ya faggot and get her to fall in love with the knot as well

That pic is gold, user. Made my day.

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>not breeding your cat for perfect IVs

Cats/owners are shit

Where my dogs at?

a cat is fine too

Those things look like they'd pop if you squeezed hard enough. They don't pop though do they?

A psychologist wouldn't give a shit about anonymous posters on an anime image board.

>cat/dogfags
The vanilla ice cream of pets.

Anything else is a superior pet.

kot blini

kot blini

>I get pets to boost my ego
You sicken me.

No, they're hard. They serve as shoes of sorts.

kot blini

kot blini

kot blini

hello newfriend!

>comfy thread about cats
>fucking feel bombs in every other post
;(

My parents went hiking over the week-end. Here's a beautiful kot they met.

What do you even mean by that stupid post?

That is a gorgeous cade. 10/10 would give a fish flavored treat and some sage advice.

yes a social science just like finance and religion

I believe you mean mongolian underwater basket weaving blog.

Why do cat owners generally seem to have worse social skills than dog owners? This is just my observation as a professional stereotyper and part time shitposter.

That psychology isn't a real science, you fucking moron.

not an argument

Cats require less input and responsibility

Obviously not because it was a fucking query not a statement. My stereotype senses are tingling. You wouldn't happen to own a cat would you? Your ability to interact with human beings seems sub par.

Cat owner here, haven't left my apartment in a week so can confirm stereotype. Personally didn't get a dog because they need to be walked a lot and attract a lot of attention in the process

Social skills don't really require responsibility though. Just the basic ability to read body language and interact with people.

People get pets most like themselves.

Cast are more independent and like to spend time alone even if they love getting intimate now and then.
I'm sure you can make the connection

Poke Poke

That's a spider, isn't it?

Introverted people will eat my face hours after I die?

How does this kot manage to express so many emotions?
Most people can't express half of those

What study is this meme based on anyway?

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I think it's the experience of people who have to deal with corpses. I read it and believed it like any good citizen.

I know that my great grandpas dog crawled under a bed and laid there until it died when he passed away. Seems a little drastic, but dog sudoku was what he wanted I guess.

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As an introverted person I can confirm this is 100% true.

Pass the controller, bro

Dogs are like normie "friends" who force you to socialize.
Cats are like neckbeards who play vidya with you, invite you to tabletop, but don't go to any parties.

Interacting with normies, even just talking to strangers walking their dogs, improves social skills. Playing vidya and shitposting doesn't, except for a very narrow set.