Gaming was a mistake

>Gaming was a mistake

do we demonize doritos and mt dew for pandering to gamers or game companies for doing the deal with mt dew and doritoss?

I dont' smoke or drink but enjoy a dew now and then. Baja of course.

>friday night.jpg

>poor fag thinks he can fit in
that nigger just bought the tiniest version of each fucking thing just for that epin # attention

>tfw boardgames are only getting better and all the sperglords still cant into them

what a comfy hobby

>miyazaki, anno, bill watterson are all irrevelant hacks trying to stay relevant.

do both. You still encounter the same people in boardgames as you do vidya.

I cant speak for mt dew but doritos are cancer to me because they're needlesly expensive for literally the same taste as other tortilla

I'd rather drink water.

You are retarded those tiny bottles cost MORE than the big 2 liters of soda

>dewritos
>overwatch on console
>shit chair
>shorts and tshirt
>fat manlet

not their fault COOLER ranch was banned because of jelly plebs.

Now all we have is the lesser COOL ranch.

Pictures like these remind me of a more innocent time. I wanna crack a Dew and play some Burning Legion.

>drinking water

just another reason to hate them

i just want to vent with some bros over stupid shit. They've all moved on.

>gamer fuel was a mistake

Dr Pepper is literally best gamer fuel

I'm a Monster man myself. Anything except green.

Why ?

This nigger looks happy. And that's all that matters. Fuck social pressure, fuck """success""", fuck your standards, fuck you.

I was like you once, an insecure, bitter and sad little faggot. Then myasthenia gravis showed up. Now i spend most of my days so tired and so weak that staying in front of a computer screen is already too much to even be considered. I just lay and rot : not sick enough to die, sick enough to be disabled. It made me realize how happiness, and only happiness, matters. The rest doesn't mean anything and can disappear in the matters of minutes.

I don't demonize it, I used to drink a lot of dew myself. I just make jokes about them.

my man, dr pepper is the only correct choice

you really dont thou.

you really dont.

at least im my experience, gaymers dont even bother with boardgames. sure they may play some cards against or some shit, but they don't even know about that ticket to ride, splendor, cosmic encounter, etc.

>Normies were a mistake

oh man you're so intelligently macho, pls take my virgin

don't have the force

go get fucked somewhere else

Why do you care so much about him being made fun of?
>tumblr filename
Nevermind.

suicide when?

>Why do you care so much about him being made fun of?

Because i was thinking i was on Sup Forums, not le lolcow XD or facebook.

your thoughts are retarded

You seem to be lost.

see that's the difference between me, and a pussy (you)

can't even go through hard fucking times between thinking about suicide, i hope you will learn to harden up somewhere down the road you little bitch

Who benzos+weed (and some light alcohol) gamer fuel master race?

so yours

>Who's fucking stupid ?

no u

how do i get into boardgames

>not worshipping Our Lord and Savior, Milk

>drinking the lactose jew
>he don't know the direct links between IBS, colorectal cancer and milk

lol

>m-muh calcium

Drink mineral water.

nigga you sound like a first world faggot, enjoy getting high on life

what are you even typing you stupid fuck

get a grip

but muh bulking

get a noose

go full green giant

i already know youre a nonlifting skeleton

i will

and hang your mother with it

>implying I don't play tabletop simulator online and don't have to pay hundreds of pounds for cardboard manchild shit.

That reminds me, i've got my Saturday night game of Betrayal at the House on the Hill, later.

good times.

>he can't fix his shitty lift diet without milk

lmao that nigger will get absolutely nowhere

my mother raised 9 farm boys, she will fuck your shit up lad

>m-muh /fit/
homosexuals need to die

>friend bought a video-game themed board game
>looks cool as fuck
>whip out the pieces and start setting it up with the manual
>1.5h hours later
>pizza is here
>okay user now we need to read the instructions to learn how to actually play this thing
>we've been doing this for 2hs now I don't want to play anymore dude lmao
I WAS PROMISED FUN

Maybe you should go back to the farm, you dirty spic.

>tabletop simulator
>Betrayal

>finally get through the instructions
>that one guy who hasn't been listening
>"yeah whatever, i'll pick it up as we go"
>start the game
>"what the fuck is going on, this is shit!"
>drags everything down

What game were you playing BTW?

>video-game themed
>1.5hr setup
>owner of the game doesn't already know how to play

the fuck am i reading

>reaction pic
>nothing else

You clicked on 4 pictures of store fronts to post that. You must feel like shit, now.

you're wrong though

all my normie friends play cards against humanity and have spread out from there

Was there a legend about dew making your testicles smaller?
Here where I live everyone knew and believed it back when we were kids.

whats a good single player board game then? i only play single player games

I went into a hobby shop that had boardgame tables and all the fatasses there smelled like shit.

Explain that.

>normie friends
>normies

i specifically said sperglords, not normies. mlgaymers dont liek boardgames. at least not in my experience. they'd rather play vidya.

>cards against humanity

I never understood this. It's just madlibs for the terminally unintelligent.

Magic.

Magic isn't boardgames. Its TCG shillshit.

>Dad doesn't want to be bothered by me
>Spends his drug money on video game distractions so I never bother him
>Wonders why all I like to do is sit at home and play video games
>Blames me for not caring about anything else as a kid

Gaming was a mistake.

>having intelligent fun while playing MATURE VIDEO GAMES FOR A MATURE GAMER LIKE ME
you are the stupid here, newfriend

Onirim
Castelion
Neutilion
Sylvion

all good solitaire games in the same series / world.

>all the fatasses there smelled like shit.

Because the boardgame "scene" is for fedoralords, fat weebs and that one ugly girl who soaks up their desperate attention and gifts.

It's fucking cancerous. Just get some friends over, and play a few games with them, every now and again, and you won't have to bother with the fucking aspies (of which there are many).

>implying Betrayal isn't boss-tier
>implying tabletop simulator isn't a better option than paying 100 dollars for a board game, then 30 dollars each for five expansions.

there is no boardgame scene. what you described is the MTG / RPG scene, and most of them would rather play tcgs than play Ticket to Ride.

most people who are into actual boardgames are usually older, often times have a family and are admittedly probably mormon. mormons love boardgames.

>implying I dont do both
Boardgames are comfy as fuck, but only if you can get a decent group together.

Onirim is the only one that looks interesting to me, I'll consider it

>there is no boardgame scene

I like in the UK, and there most certainly is. They don't play anything good, though. And it's always the above described people. They sit in the back rooms of boardgame shops and play shit like galaxy truckers, gloom and pandemic.

When i first moved into my current town, i went there a few nights to get to know people. The second game we played was "cash n guns", where you have little foam guns and have standoffs and shit. The guy sitting next to me was heavily, heavily obese, and didn't understand that he didn't have to shout BANG whenever he wanted to "kill" a player. When he got "shot", he would feign death for five minutes. As he grew more excited, he started to smell more and more like shit, until he excused himself half way in and never came back.

Mormons only "love" board games because everything else is banned by the cult.

well that and the LDS church specifically encourages boardgames as a way of bonding with your family and even sponsor boardgame nights.

as long as they support boardgames, i'm cool with mormons.

>It's just madlibs for the terminally unintelligent.
It's actually Apples to Apples for the LOLSOMATUREADULT audience

okay yeah, europe does have a pretty big boardgame following, esp in germany, but here in the states all the hobby/card shops only sell boardgames while everyone in the actual store just plays magic...

how tall are you

>everyone in the actual store just plays magic
and Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon

I'm 5' 4" you manlet faggot now shut the fuck up

Mein neger.

I cant, Mugabe seized it from us

>"yeah whatever, i'll pick it up as we go"
>start the game
>"what the fuck is going on, this is shit!"
FUCK YOU STEVE

FUCK YOU SO HARD

I prefer coke over dew, and lays ripple chips and French onion dip.

Still, I eat chips very sparingly. By the time i finish a bag, they're usually stale, so I end up throwing half a bag away most of the time.

But I drink a can of Coke a day.

If you're slamming a six pack of dew and killing a whole family sized bag of Doritos in one game session on a Friday night, you fit the stereotype and are destroying your body rapidly

Consider yourself lucky. I've been to ONE boardgame "club" thing that was cool, and that was only because it was hosted afterhours in the top floor of a local pub. The people there were still autists, but pretty decent ones.

The rest....ugh. No.

lel I started this thread as a joke, all these replies

...

Fuck off degenerate scum. Water is the best drink on this earth. I dare you to prove me wrong you sick filth

> frog
> not liking water
Kek

>you fit the stereotype and are destroying your body rapidly
Jokes on you I actually want to destroy my body so I can die as soon as possible without the use of suicide

>Gamer fuel

Who the fuck even started this statement? Also, why do you need fuel for sitting on your ass?

>"""""Gamers""""" ironically helped Doritos and Mountain Dew's ad campaign by making fun of Geoff Keighley

You need friends first.
Sorry, user.