This boss is literally impossible. I give up

This boss is literally impossible. I give up

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what game?

Autism: The Game

Only the start and the last attacks are hard because you need the memorize them
besides that, it wasn't actually hard at all, if only all encounters had this difficulty the game would be more fun

>jcw87.github.io/c2-sans-fight/
for the boss

That's exactly what he wants you do to.

He knows that he can't win unless you give up, so he does everything he can to make you ragequit.

>WAHHH I CAN'T MEMORIZE A SEQUENCE IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I'M MENTALLY CHALLENGED WAHHH MOMMY I GIVE UP

This is you.

Neato, thanks for posting this.

>Implying Sans is worth shit

Fucking casuals.

Earthbound: Beginnings

Why the fuck are you fighting him in the first place?

What the fuck did you do?

Is it wrong that I prefer Beginnings to SNES Earthbound?

Here you go, fella. Practice.
jcw87.github.io/c2-sans-fight/

>attempt a genocide run, but don't have the determination to actually see it through

Worst kind of person.

I dont see why you would. Unless you like the "death" scene that much.

you literally suck at games my friend

For that shit ending that ruins your game?

...

That means he won

I have no real "reason" honestly, just something about the atmosphere of that game appeals to me. The semi-open ended gameplay was neat and the music is way better than I expected too. I remember walking into the school and just standing on the roof for minutes listening to it.

But 3>1>2

The only bad thing about this boss is that it doesnt have randomized patterns.

The only things that are hard is:

1. When he slams you into the same wall twice in a row, I swear I'm holding the same arrow key, but I just don't jump away. I think it's a glitch.
2. That spinning laser attack at the very very end, always gets me.
3. Attacking in the menu, which is fucking bullshit.

Of course it doesn't, you're skipping backwards in time with every restart, that's the point

Isn't the second half of the fight, after the spare trap, mostly random?

Another thing to consider is that all shmups are memorization games.

>Literally spend 1.5 hours trying to beat him today
>Managed to barely make it to the final attack
>Die in the first pipe bones segment

How do I do it?

Alright.

Try to be honest.

How many tries did it take you to beat him ?

Personnaly, 12, but I've already watched a guy beat him once.

I beat the guy and Sans has more attack variations, though more room for error. I'd say The Guy is obviously harder but not my as much as you'd expect.

Lmao are you fucking kidding me it's easy in the menus once you get the pattern

Attacking in menus is still bullshit.

Determination

Somewhere between 15 and 20, and I didn't see the patterns beforehand. Tough, but hardly the destroyer of worlds I was promised.

>you tell asgore you don't want to fight him

>his breathing gets funny for a moment

so ? its undertale, there was a lot of worse bullshit

seriously though just get the pattern, the final beam is hard since it's moving as you move, but seriously dog the fucking attack in the menus are a joke.

You literraly need to only move once

You know exactly what he did, retard.

>yfw there are people that claim it took over a 100 fucking tries to beat this guy

Lost count, but it was like an half-hour

I thought he was way easier than this bitch.

Lost count?


Sans repeats the same thing after 10 tries, you should at least know if it took you less than 10 tries, or more

Because I have no idea about how many is half an hour

The fuck is going on with that animation?

>Het left arm having a fucking fit
>Looks like she's shaking her hips back and forth?
>Legs completely and utterly still

The fight isn't even that hard, especially when you have the proper healing items like the snow pieces and the pie. It's just memorization and having a half decent reaction time. At most it should take you 30 tries.

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It was like a year ago. Leave me alone, user

>30

That's really pushing it.

Anything over fifteen is unacceptable.

I just realized arrows are shooting into the eyes

Games fandom is mlp tier of shit but it was really good. Never understood the hate

Still not worse than these

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It's sad that Toby couldn't make a halfway challenging fight without piling on half a dozen tricks onto it.

>Ignoring invincibility frames
>Bullshit "poison" effect
>Dodging enemy means battle lasts a bare minimum amount of turns
>Attacking in the menu
>On further tries, he'll launch his first attack at random sometimes

Undertale AKA GOTY 2015

I thought she was way easier. Took me three tries and that was it.

Maybe has something to do with me going full retard and not realizing that you were supposed to run in the regular fight and instead dodged her spears for like ten minutes at maximum speed.

Like 45 times or something

About 5 because a lot of his attacks caught me off-guard.

Beat Undyne after 2 tries.

I think the reason why people find genocide difficult is because its target audience are kids whose first game was Minecraft and have the attention span of a fly.

I was always under the impression that Tumblr was the target audience.

Which has a lot of what you just said, but also a ton of adult gamers that are casual as fuck.

>NSFW
>"Say you love me"
>27 minutes

What the fuck is this? Why do this? Why put effort into something like this? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

there's no poison effect at all, just rolling health like in earthbound

and ignoring iframes is the fight's gimmick, everything else was other bosses' gimmick

I just like the term poison, probably because it's purple I guess.

And no other boss has those gimmicks, not in Undertale.

14. Once I managed to do the first part of the fight without using any of my items yet, I pretty much won.

Every boss has a gimmick, I mean, Sans' gimmick is ignoring i-frames + the rolling health. Everything else is other bosses' gimmicks.

took me over probably 30 tries to get to the very last stages of the fight. maybe it's because i was using the dpad instead of the keyboard.
afterward i didn't spend any more time with this so i got myself a savefile

Don't feel bad op. Took me a week and over 200 tries to beat him. In contrast, I beat Undyne the Undying on my second try.

>over 200 tries

Confession:

I like some "what if" scenarios. Like what if Papyrus somehow survived but he hears about everything you've done until the end. He still believed in you after his fight but he belief is crushed little by little until it's no more. And he is pissed.

1 hit kill?

She was almost turning into dust and fucking off from reality seconds before. That's the least of her problems.

>200 tries

Are you literally retarded?

So what to heck was his issues?

>over 200 tries

Anyone has seen that girl that was litterally 5 hours in this boss fight?

Anyone felt like Sans mentioning the tweest behind LOVE and EXP in a pacifist run really out of place? Should have left that for neutral runs only.

No. Go to generals and fag out in the ever present undertale general thread with your fanfic contemplation.

All animations in Undertale are that shitty

21 over 1 hour of trying

It would be a plot hole to make him act differently.

I always hated that. Those felt so hamfisted and retarded.

What's next? Gonna tell me GOLD is something awful too?

Well, this one isn't AS bad. It doesn't look like Sans is having some sort of seizure, at least.

I like entertaining SOME idea for a bit but I don't dwell on it or wish for it to be so. Please don't send me to the pit

She's literally dying, user.

Ever noticed how horribly consistent Undertale is? Some characters have animations, others don't, sometimes the characters move their mouths while talking, sometimes they don't, some of them don't fucking animate at all, etc.

It bugs me way more than it should, it's fucking lazy and annoying.

>You had one job

>this RPG's idle animations are exaggerated
No fucking way man.

Yeah, but at least Undertale has an excuse for its shit looks

Somewhere between 30 and 40. I'm not good at video games. Undyne probably took me around 15 tries and I had to watch a video and memorize her patterns because I was horrible at the DRR segments.

I'm pretty sure Sans is the only one whose mouth doesn't move when talking. And that's done on purpose.

There's a difference between exaggerated and looking like they're having a seizure.

I always assumed this weird transformation (is it ever even explained? Did Determination do this to her?) meant she'd survive after all it was all over.

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No, it doesn't.

What was his fucking problem?

>I always assumed this weird transformation (is it ever even explained? Did Determination do this to her?) meant she'd survive after all it was all over.

It was pure determination, but as we've seen in the laboratory, putting pure determination into monsters doesn't really work out that well.

That's retarded, unless you spend all your adult life playing video games you should be worse at video games now than you were as a kid. Saying "if you had a hard time it must be because you're a kid lol" makes absolutely no sense, kid me could beat Battletoads on gameboy but 30 years old me took 25+ attempts on Sans.

What the fuck is your problem nigger I need to shoot myself to erase that fucking nightmare

>there are people who think Sans is difficult

Thanks to the industry who coddles customers in all the wrong ways.

Made by one guy (and kickstarter shekels)

>his

>One guy
>Credits after neutral run list over a dozen other people that helped out

>Chara
>male

>There's a difference between exaggerated and looking like they're having a seizure.
That's only occasionally true when it comes to RPG idle animations.

15.

Didn't Toby let it slip in a deleted tweet that he considered Frisk and Chara male?

>m-muh chara!

these people that are saying it took them 5-20 tries are probably bullshitting

Chara is a female name.
General consensus is that Frick is Male and Cherry is Female.

Shitty gamer detected.

3rd try.
literally hang yourself, downies.
wew, losing more than 5 times to this edgy meme skeltal. Sup Forums is officially retarded.