This is a 37 year old virgin

This is a 37 year old virgin.

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>virgin

mercy's no virgin, son

she has a kid even

>virgin

>healslut being a virgin
yeah sure

I think he's introducing himself, not Mercy

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>female
what kind of fucking faggot pleb are you? post the original, fag

Good job its worse

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Pack it up OP

A B S O L U T E L Y
D E S T R O Y E D

I saw my life flash before my eyes and I wasn't even the one being killed.

I hope you feel bad OP.

Jej

Post proof. She's the only female character in the game that doesn't run around in revealing skin tight clothing.

Memes and fan art isn't proof.

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REKT

S A V A G E
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>Implying she didnt fuck the angry sweed

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>you will never be married to Mercy
>the two of you will never run a camp in a wartorn part of the world caring for orphans of war
>you two will never spend your days caring for your tired and poor and your nights rutting like animals.

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There's no such thing as a female virgin past the age of 20, unless they're exceptionally ugly.

I like that she is relevant again in the game. She's much more fun than Lucio.

>only proof i need

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You just like that shes a girl and I bet you jump for no reason just to hear the heels and get your dick hard pretending your a healslut

Agreed , I'll never find a qt 24 year old virgin girl to lose my virginity with.
What a shame.

This is a 37 year old virgin. It could be you

OP BTFO

not an argument

She's much more like The Medic from TF2 so I like her for that reason, also her mobility is the best which I like.

I won't act like that's not true but she really is a lot more fun to play now that she feels like she can actually keep up with Lucio in terms of healing.

>more fun than Lucio
THANK YOU user.

I want my healing to be more involved than "I exist". Juggling targets and beam types, learning good game sense, is so satisfying.

>tfw you saved a pub Pharah on a sliver of life as she ulted
>get a thanks and a friends request

>have a good round and move to a new map
>old team has some all chat bantz asking me to come back to their side

>Attach beam to ass.
>Press Q occasionally
>More fun than Jet Set Radio

Stawp plz.

>her mobility is the best

Sauce my boy

too bad she's not a better support than lucio

>ifunny
What

Is the question "Shit that never happened?"

Depends on the map and comp.

>Buff mercy
>Shes still the worst support other than symetra

Rot in hell you disgusting waifufaggot

You provide sauce first.

>people keep posting this degeneracy

But it did happen user. Why would I go and tell lies on the internet?

you never got a triple with push did you

Lucio still outclasses her, he's basically mandatory on every team.

Just because her hymen keeps growing back doesn't mean she's a virgin

Actually Zen is the only mandatory pick.

that better not actually be the end

destroyed

i have no idea

turn this nigga over, he's done roasting on this side

You got me

>degeneracy
PURE

Menthonium for your pic and mine

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For mine

I'm surprised my blonde fever is still running strong. I'd love to hook up with a white non-American or a first generation immigrant. As long as they're down for the tall, dark, and handsome types

This part always bothers me.
>cinematic is in 3D
>has photos in it that are 2D

>you will never cuddle with Angela on the front porch watching the stars
>she will never fall asleep in your arms
>you will never carry her up to the bedroom and gently set her down
>you will never lean over and tell her that you love her

That guy got burned so hard he is now MVP of eternity.

Is there an uncensored version of this please say yes

FUCKING DESTROYED

Everyone has blonde fever. They're qt as fuck , shame they will die off within the next few gens because of everyguy going after em.

What about Mei?

youtu.be/_tWC5qtfby4

It just caught me off guard because I thought blondes were boring for a bulk of my life. I've been mostly about redheads and brunettes. Now all of a sudden, if she's not blonde then my heart really isn't in it.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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Who is Papa Franku of Overwatch?

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One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?

Put me in the screencap

A-MEI-ZING

>that smile

Mei is the true villain in Overwatch

Age doesn't matter when above 18.

Literally waiting for the marriage license.

SAUCE

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With each reply, I thrust deeper into your waifu, Mercy.

>virgin

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Reminder that every time you play a female character you're literally inside of her.

SHUT DOWN

I'm okay with that

Good. Also, because nobody plays like you, your character is specific to you and nobody else can take them from you unless they take the controller while you're playing.

>Mercy ends up with Torb.
>Pharmercy fans kill themselves.
>Soldier 76 fans kill themselves.
>Sadomasochist Mercy on innocent and unwilling D.VA fans kill themselves.
>The original writer who ships Genji and Mercy kills himself.
>Everyone kills themselves.

What a time to be alive.

Jesus Christ Pharah's neck is so fucking long.

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So?

SAVAGE

posting a 37 year old slut, so OP can see what could have been

I ship 76 with Ana, anyways.
Tracer can go with that kid everyone lewds her with
Roadie and Junkers die of cancer, alone but together.
Bastion - MEKA - Zenyatta love triangle
Pharah and (you)
D.Va and some nerd guy.
Mei and (me)

no recovery possible

PLAY OF THE GAME

I am perfectly ok with that Pharah ship.