You can't POSSIBLY beat a skeleton with 2 swords

You can't POSSIBLY beat a skeleton with 2 swords
Prove me wrong faggots

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No problem.

Burn, undead filth!

healing spell bitch

Oh?

>no cape
try again idiot

>only 1 sword
lol nice try faggot

fuck off nigger you can't do that

it is too late
I have already won

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You can if you're also a skeleton with two swords.
Prove me wrong faggot.

>defeating somebody with two swords

Not possible, unless you cheat.
youtube.com/watch?v=MgFPVae1Cb8

What if l add an extra sword and a cap nigger

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skele's can't hold things in mouths, you stupid nigger, they're not fucking dogs

But it's not a skeleton with two swords, it has three swords.

It's the skeleton of a werewolf

That all you got cunts?

you got played

That nostalgia

He cannot resist a lewd skeleton. Chckmate!

Just swing 1 2 3 crack the spooky in the tooky
If he goes for the legs, smack him in the cheggs

>dude check out this wooden scythe
>they made the blade out of wood, the absolute madmen
>it's even giving the thumbs up at the bottom

What about a skeleton
with a gun?

Dammit lemmy stop shitposting and get to the catacombs! Its your shift!

I'll see your gun and raise you an RPG.

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

SETTRA WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR UPPITY BULLSHIT

DELET

so i cant kill whats already dead
oh fuck

why does he have spiderman's web?

you just got fucked skelenigger

>this whole thread

Daily reminder that Settra was the true hero of Fantasy in the end.

>that split second when your heart almost jump off your throat

I cast Repel Undead and whip out my cock

That's a good bet.
I'll raise you a skeleton jet pilot

>implying skeletons can't reflect bullets

>I BEAT YOU!
>NU-UH! I'M TELLING MOM!

REFLECT THIS FAGGOT

>implying skeletons stand a chance against spellcasting spiders

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you don't have a life.

why would skeletons need RPGs?

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RAISE THE SKELETON ARMY.

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shit just got too real

Name one thing cooler than an skeleton.

Protip: dont even fucking bother

Do skeletons have moms?

They at least have Papa

Maybe violence doesn't solve everything :(

vargskelethor.bandcamp.com/album/skeleton-metal
vargskelethor.bandcamp.com/album/skeleton-metal-2

Do not make me smite you, scum.

Is that from that story about the JDF invading a fantasy realm?

>comedy metal

Muda fukkin bitch ass Uncle Tom!

your skeleton is a manlet

I want to bone the bone

a game where you can PLAY as a Bonington?
what is this sorcery?

No he isn't

What game is this, being able to play as a skeleton with two greatsword sounds fun

the clown shoes really ruin the design

he has 2 swords so l can forgive the fact that he's a manlet

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Well, it's a human skeleton.
Were you expecting the skeleton from a Frost Giant or Troll?

Skeleton threads are the comfyist thing on Sup Forums

I already have

skeleton is not a zombie

skeleton is UNDEATH

Who is the best demon on Doom and why is the Revenant

>bleed damage against skeletons
yare yare daze.

>skeleton enemy
>immune to paralyze, stun, disease, poison,sleep, mind affecting, cold, level drain, ability damage, death effects, fatigue, exhaustion, critical hits, sneak attacks, piercing DR

>mfw parrying that attack
the skelly is the bleed

You can be a Lich in nwn2?
What mod are you playing on?

Which game has the most Powerfull Skellington?

this nigga right here will stomp u

skyrim

whats going on n this thread.

>tfw used to be super spooped by skeltons as a kid
>now I can't get enough of them

Spookum bones are life.

>tarantula firing glock

TWO (2!) SKELETONS

darksouls

youtube.com/watch?v=v40jyv4Lb8A

i know, right?
Halloween soon too

im not in america so ill have to halloween best i can on my own
shits sad

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it's supposed to shoot that yellow web he's holding but the dumb nigges that took the picture have him holding it

they would have killed it quicker and had less casualties if they were firing at each other

you can literally see her trying not to laugh

If he didn't get his power sapped
by that fuccboi pinwheel while he slept, you would have been insta-fucked the moment he released his miasma

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a gun that shoots tarantulas is a better idea tho

Good luck I'm behind 174 skeletons and a barbarian with two axes

Hey guys what's going on

nito is the gayest and easiest boss ever, kinda dissapointing

>Gwyn is the main special snowflake of the Lords
>The Witch has an entire school of magic associated and her homeland is also in the sequel
>The furtive pigmy is always behind everything
>Fucking Seath who's not even a Lord gets recognized as the father of Magic

>Papa Nito isn't even mentioned once in DS3
this is skeleton racism let me tell ya

Gracias senor esqueleto

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gracias seƱor esqueleto!

fuk u

psh, nothing personnel kid