This is Venom Snake, his spirits are down

This is Venom Snake, his spirits are down.

Say something nice about him.

STANDING

Atleast you're not Solid Snake

He is very handsome and his game has really good gameplay mechanics.

Least you're not Anthony Burch

At least you're not a cunt like Huey.

His horn can be used as a convenient hanger for Christmas and Halloween decorations.

He talks to fucking much

He's hot and I played most of the game with his shirt off for that reason alone.

my spirits aren't down and remember we are all venom snake. FUCKING kojima.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a better person than the other guy going around calling himself "Big Boss".

Its not your fault you're stuck in a buggy piece of shit.

your existence is pointless aside from slightly humanizing zero

Your pretty good for a guy hypnotized

We are both big boss

can someome gift me tpp

sorry Boss!

lol not buggy at all retard, the bullet trajectory perfectly aligns with your skull

btfo

he's objectively the best snake

He is very attractive.

Ah, goody. The next meme topic threads that will forever plague this board.

>Say something X about about Y!
>This is X from Y Game.

FUCK.

Venom Snake more like Handsome Snake

I said absolutely nothing about the trajectory.

Replying to yourself is bad form.

Every time I'm play MGSV I feel bad because I know I'll never be as manly as Venom

>damage controlling this hard

He was able to make a swift exit from Metal Gear Survive's plot. That should brighten anyone's day.

Fucker didn't even check PAz for a second bomb

venom responsible for paz and chico's death

venom a shit A SHIT

a handsome shit

Hit the road you fucking retard.

user, I don't know who taught you geometry, but lines are straight.

So, uh...
Shame about those staff members, right? Some harsh heroism penalty right there, eh?

Boss?

>bullets fly in a straight line

Are you retarded?

How was he supposed to know, not like he thought they would put one there.

surely big boss at least would know they'd put a snuke in her

interrogation 101, put a nuke in the snatch

A: Dropoff isn't instant.
B: Dropoff is immeasurably small at that distance and angle.
C: His line implies the bullet's trajectory is curving up.

Now, I'm all up for joking, but when you insist on playing a moron, the joke stops being funny, and all that's left is the impression of you being a moron.

So I'm out of here, don't have patience to deal with retards who think playing stupid is funny.

Being any Snake is absolute suffering desu senpai

Solid and Venom probably had it worst though

Why is Ocelot so lovely in V and then in MGS1-2 he's a deranged old man?

And at what point in time from Snake Eater through Peace Walker/V did he just want to join Big Boss and be such a nice guy?

>Paz

A traitorous cunt

>Chico

A hopeless fucktard

Even his sister tried to get him killed several times and was happy when he got captured

user, bullets do curve up.

But how does it taste?

this is punished Rean

he has failed to save anything

Real answer: those games were written first

In-universe justification: all the mindfucking and doublethinking he did to himself made him crazy over the years. Reaches crescendo in MGS4

Shooting at your spinal chord would kill you instantly, that's where snipers actually shoot.

Which part of the spinal cord though? Any part of the back or do you mean the back of the neck?

>Venom

He literally had it best after 43, he became his hero, and became a legend in his own right.

Any part.

Doesn't really matter, either way would incapacitate.

Specifically the brain stem

Poor man's Geralt

More like Stranding. Amirite guyz. Hideo is A GODDDDDD

stranding who?

strand this
*unzipz dick*

wheres that fag who was hating on the ponytail

Me

Venom looks like a little homo, let that beautiful mullet fly

You lived your life in suffering but kept going to complete your goals. You died for what you believed in, and that's pretty cool.
In fact,
You're pretty good.

you're a non-character in a disappointing game Venom, congratulations.

>died
When did this happen?
>complete goals
Revenge, I agree

>Say something nice about him.

Your soldiers believe in you.
They salute you whenever they see you.

I don't get it

>When did this happen?
Metal Gear 1

How Venom takes the truth is up to interpretation. Either way he seems pretty out of it most of the game and I doubt being Big Bossu's walking meme is easy or enjoyable. And let's not forget that while he does help build the legend it's not really his own. His country, his face, his identity were all stolen from him just so he can be erased from history later.

Which raises an interesting question- Obviously the real Big Boss had nothing to lose from N313, the risk was all Venom's. And I'm sure Big Boss wouldn't have minded if Solid had been killed as he hated the clones anyway.

But given Ocelot's speech at the end of V about how the Snakes must be pitted against one another until there's only one left, is it possible that Big Boss was also secretly using Venom to test Solid? After all he could have just had Solid secretly executed and sent an ordinary grunt to Outer Heaven where they would surely have been killed.

Your heart belongs to Paz

FAINTLY

>using Venom to test Solid

I heard that Big Boss sent Solid to get killed but they both underestimated Solid and he won.

>Say something nice about him.
Well, we won't have to go through that ever again, at least.

>implying wind is programmed in this game

He looks like faggot bitch I fuck with 1hit

A reasonable explanation, but surely Big Boss had to suspect that Solid could have the potential to survive. Solid is his genetic clone after all and Big Boss himself survived similar situations numerous times.

The Boss tells Snake herself that genetics don't determine who you are, it's about your environment. That's what 3 was all about.

He's the best Snake. Big Boss could learn something.

You are better than Big Boss.

But Solid Snake is better than you.

I wish he would just sit on my face and make me suffocate with it. Had to fap many times while crawling in the game because of that sweet juicy ass.

This isn't a bug, it's just bullshit lmao