Any good android game?

Any good android game?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter! Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners! People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful! I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body! From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly! If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege! Thank you for being so understanding!

Rayman Fiesta Run

Hugh Mungus is my nigga

What's his name again?

HUMONGOUS WHAT

look up some japanese porn game or something for mobile

Sexual Harrassment

YUEH JEUAS HAROASHED A WOEMEN
DESHGUHSTING
DESHGUHSTING

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Dude! h3h3 crew! Keep on fuckin' rockin' on my man!

Bone Crusher

>"THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME"

How would you react, Sup Forums?

Wait for the police to come and watch the situation turn around of its own.
If there are no witnesses nor evidence that it happened, then I just won myself a diffamation case since the other party is accusing me.

ignore her and walk away, don't even bother talkign in the first place, it would seem to get her even more angry.

first thing i'd do when the screaming starts is call the police and watch her crumble

Get the hell out before the police show up to jerk off her ego.

This.

Sonic Runners could've been damn near perfect but it was buried in typical pay to win bullshit and had no offline, factors that lead to its demise about a month ago. Its core gameplay was great and made it my favorite endless runner despite all that bullshit.

can I stick it in your exhaust pipe?

I feel like it's biggest issue was trying to stress on a leaderboard that didn't even matter, and locking all of the assist behind the pay wheel, that took forever to get a spin via freebe. The fact that you needed SO FUCKING MANY OF THE SAME ASSIST to max them out is even more insane.

PSO2es if you play PSO2.
>Change class, recover all of your timer mechanic on the fly
>Leveling up on any class also refills it outright
>Levels in turn adds very little, as it's based off of chips + weapons
>You can easily get game breaking weapons by playing PSO2 and have those carry you till you get good chips
>In turn it nets you more shit for PSO2, a F2P MMO that covers you in boosters as a F2P'er and is chances are one of the most lax games on gear checks.

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