Is this true?

Is this true?

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Birdo is transexual.

[laughs]

I dunno, go ask your boyfriend

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Is this true?

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He's not my boyfriend. Were just really good friends.

Why does everyone accuse Yoshi of being gay?

goddammit greninja, there's a reason they nerfed you

see

Not even bullshitting yes.

My little brother mained Yoshi in everything to the point he had a plush and everything and is gay now. Completely true

Yes. Yoshi made me a degenerate.

Because of Birdo's tranny status and the statement that Yoshi and Birdo are a couple in some game.

I'm not gay

Yoshi is not gay. He is in a relationship with someone who identifies as his girlfriend.

It actually is.

t. someone who played Yoshi

I'm sorry for you user. I know gay acceptance yadda yadda but actually being gay is a terrible fate and if you love your little brother as much as I love my younger sibling, this must be awful for you.

I'm straight cause my dick says so, but other than that yes.

Would you?

>shadbase
No

I know there's more to this. Come on user.

it's not Shad, relax dude.

This is one of his better stuff

yeah I cropped it, got banned several times for posting the full gif.

go to rule34 and search "Yoshi" it should be somewhere on the first 6 pages or so.

Probably because 99% of his official renders these days show him presenting.

It's okay if he puts on a dress and some kneesocks it's almost like fucking a real girl. Just don't let my masculine penis touch his feminine one and it's all straight in my book.
That must be no problem if you love your younger brother as much right?

>used to play yoshi all the time in mkwii
>already a furry
fuck

>not posting the full chart

I played as Peach and I'm a fag so no, it's not true.

Yoshi and Peach are the only one with proper steering in mk64, I didn't want people making fun of me for picking Peach so I picked the dinosaur bro from Mario World. How does that make me gay?

I picked Baby Mario Luigi or Koopa Troops in DD and Shy Guy in Mk8.
Come at me faggots

this is more true than the yoshi one and in the end bowserfags are the equivalent to pandarenfags in wow with how smugly obnoxious they are

How is that at all contradictory? It never said ONLY the Yoshi players would be gay. Obviously the boy who picks the frilly pink princess is probably a faggot too.

this should be changed to make Wario a character picked by people who fell for the memes

>not gay
>not a fat fetishist
>just like to play as bowser and ganondorf

I hate this so much

REMINDER
youtu.be/LoMCKeMuHQE

>sashabelle
Shit taste detected. Off yourself.

Because in every "artwork" he is showing his ass.

In MK64 is Peach voiced by a guy, I swear that soundclip playing "Let's go" sounds like a guy pretending to be a girl

source?
>reverse search
>"cartoon"
fuck you google

The Toad one is on point, that was me as a kid honestly.

Aaaand there we go. I was just waiting for this.

I think that's just you.

Yes, everything about it is true. Even the gay part. Kind of freaky actually.

>mfw

You people are fucking lazy
Literally one search on e6 got me it.
>yoshi male -female -breasts animated order:score

Bowser was pretty great in 64. You could make people spin out just by bumping them.

Memes were a mistake.

I played yoshi growing up and am not gay.

But I play bowser/wario now.

the fuck is e6? some sort of furry shit?

e621
Yes, its furry shit. Yoshi is furry shit. You are a furry now. Have fun!

It's not gay wanting to fuck Yoshi right? I mean he's not even human

It's pretty gay yeah

Same here

>that feel when always picked yoshi/lugi because i like green
fuck you and fuck your generalizations buddy

On a serious note, what the fuck is it with weirdos wanting to screw Yoshi, of all characters? This shit eludes me completely.

My favorite character is Mario and I'm not boring. I just like him the most, especially his voice. I sometimes shout, say something, or even repeat something Mario says.

Also, I don't main him. I sometimes use the entire MK64 roster, plus some others characters in 8, like Lakitu, Toadette and Waluigi.

You don't know about e621? Fuck dude, where have you been the last 6 years?

Someone post the first part of this pic

ha ha

>bowser-main
>only plays as him because he's cool

I only have the lewd edit version.
Sorry, user.

This. Bowser is both cute and sexy and he could fuck me for hours. What the fuck are you gonna do with a Yoshi?

give link pls

why

>play inside story
wtf bowser is sexy as fuck

Its eh, but still nice.
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Mods no ding dong bannu

Actually I just picked Luigi because he's always been my favorite. My favorite color is green and I like Luigi's athleticism in every game he appears in.

Meanwhile, scrub off the Wario description and replace it with "The bombastic guy always desperate for attention/approval. Thinks he's far cooler and less obnoxious than he really is."

Yoshi isn't gay.
People who primarily chooses yoshi in mario spin-offs is gay

>used toad and yoshi in MK64
>you grew up half gay
i mained king boo in mario kart wii, and i haven't played 8 in a while, think i used toadette a lot after i unlocked her
what does it mean?

That tongue, man. That tongue.

This kind of art just screams " I draw gay porn every day".

That's because he's a gfur artist.

Artist is yonezmi
He does.

>another

haha
It kind of hurts how true the yoshi one is though

I always played the less important characters like toad dry bones and waluigi. Im a faggot. So, all yoshi players are gay but not all gay guys are yoshi players

Wario fags are filthy scat fetishists who like to talk about poop and farts.

I don't play Yoshi in any of the party games, but Yoshi's Island is my favourite game of all time.

Am I doomed to a life of homosexuality too?

I just realized Eely Mouth from Sunshine is based off Nep-Enuts

Come on
Dont even give me that

dry bones a best

i'm super gay though so maybe there's some correlation

>doomed
user, the heathen life is thrilling as fuck.

Hahaj?

I always mained Toad and later Toadette because they were cute

>My favorite character is Mario and I'm not boring.

I dunno you seem boring to me m8.

someone post the rest of this

As a straight guy looking in, you lot are boring to me.

Most gay guys I meet have that annoying habit of talking with "gay voice" and parading a bitchy attitude like they base their personalities off of a Pretty Little Liars episode or some shit, and when it's not that, they're usually making overt and obnoxious sex jokes nonstop. They always wear tight-fitting jeans/shirts under muted-color jackets too.

I don't get why most gay guys consign themselves to such a two-dimensional stereotype.

>Yoshi always referred to as a HE
>lays eggs
and no I won't accept polka dot shit, those things HATCH INTO STUFF

Go to bed, Tabata.

I played Yoshi a lot when I was younger. I'd suck a cock, but I'd rather be with a woman.

lol k

Only Lanky is referred to as HE, blasphemer.

>hatch into stuff
You sure? cause... I'd feel bad about how I've been using them...

>no dry bones

this is shit and ur shit

My mom always picked Wario and I always picked Bowser.
>mfw I actually drove backwards sometimes

>I'd suck a cock, but I'd rather be with a woman
Sup Forums

A faggot is a faggot, you can't have only half

What if he hates dicks in his butt, but loves putting his dick in male butts?

The koopas are a good choice, but the babies have the worst special item next to Yoshi.