THAT... THAT EXOSKELETON!

THAT... THAT EXOSKELETON!

AAGH MY HAND!

>Shoot Baker
>Ocelot: "You idiot!"

Fuck you

HURT ME MORE

FUTA IS MY FAVOURITE

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PAIN.

A SHADOW IN A WORLD OF LIGHTS

HURT... ME... MOAR!

>I recognize that punch.
What did he mean by this?

They fought hand-to-hand in Zanzibarland.

Play Metal Gear 2.

I have, and that's a terrible suggestion.

he's drunk that punch before. probably at his prom or something

YE YE YE

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>and that's a terrible suggestion.
Why's that? It's a great game.

>THERE ARE 1000 MICE IN THE WORLD
People miss out on great shit by disregarding these games

IM THE RUNNING MAN
>does a lap

Post yfw the minefield is just a small enclosed room with explosive walls

Overall, maybe. Some of the puzzles are idiotically abstract. Not as bad as the first, but still pretty bad. I'd recommend the gameboy game over it.

>ring out=death
How is that not badass?

>mfw Big Boss didn't actually tell Snake he was his father

>Some of the puzzles are idiotically abstract.
Most of them are pretty straightforward though. Your radio contacts and the children usually tell you everything you need. The only exception I can think of being the tap codes.

The original Metal Gear is much worse, but I wouldn't say it's a terrible game for it. It's also great, though unrefined.

Ghost Babel is fantastic though, yes.

>boss had sex with Paz thinking she was underage
>loads of children in Zanzibar land and some say that big boss doesn't like adults so keeps loads of kids around
Was he a pedo?

He did nothing wrong I swear.

Nah, he was Boss-sexual.

>met most of foxhound as kids
BOSS NO

>boss had sex with Paz thinking she was underage

when did this happen

I bet sniper wolf was a fucking sexy 12 year old though

Fox-hound babies will always remain as some of the stupidest shit ever. All we were missing was Vulcan Raven as a fat bully.

It was pretty badass just not what I expected from the vague description in MGS.

Still, I can only imagine how incredible MGS must have been to fans of the MSX.

I don't think it's canon but in peace walker. He did it with kaz as well.

Peace Walker, when you have a date with her and get into the cardboard box. It also happened with Kaz, though, so it was probably not-canon.

The date missions aren't canon, (c)user.

>I can only imagine how incredible MGS must have been to fans of the MSX.
I'll admit that like most people I didn't get around to playing the MSX games until later on, but I think MGS1 is a significant step down from MG2 in several respects.

I personally think MG2 remains one of the highlights of the series.

>but I think MGS1 is a significant step down from MG2 in several respects.
Like what? It's essentially a remake of MGS2 but with better everything.

>Like what?
Focus and level design. MGS1 is game that drowns in novelty segments and boss fights, especially as it goes on. MG2 stays stealth-centric and has more variety in its sneaking. It has its share of dumb stuff that doesn't add much to the game (shooting a bunch of insta-kill hamsters; there's one or two instances of egregious backtracking like going back for the hang glider; there's the weird shit with the owl) but ultimately I find it's just a more satisfying game to play and explore despite MGS1's better presentation and a couple nice additions to enemy interaction.
>It's essentially a remake of MG2
It really isn't. it borrows a few ideas, but they're pretty different games overall.

>MGS1 is game that drowns in novelty segments and boss fights
Which would be a problem if they weren't executed almost perfectly. Staying stealth centric should never be a situation in a Metal Gear game.

don't forget NASA ninja.

>Staying stealth centric should never be a situation in a Metal Gear game.
That's the thing: Metal Gear 2 still has quite a few boss fights, several of which are pretty good. It just doesn't get distracted by them to the dissatisfying degree that MGS1 does.
Schneider had a hard life.

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>That's the thing: Metal Gear 2 still has quite a few boss fights, several of which are pretty good.
They're not very memorable, though. If MGS did something right it was having engaging characters. Also the boss fights were mechanically much more interesting, due to the added gameplay possibilities that 3D allowed for. MG2 was mostly annoying to go through and the characters were about as memorable as a wet fart.

I finally did it 100%! can't wait for kojima to retweet me!

>They're not very memorable, though.
Most of the Zanzibarland mercs are one-note as characters. But I think Gray Fox's characterization is more interesting in MG2 than in MGS, and Big Boss is one of the more interesting villains the series ever had even if his presence in the game is minimal. (And even if he is a more cartoonish Colonel Kurtz.) Schneider as Black Color/Ninja was also nice.
>MG2 was mostly annoying to go through
If you say so, baby girl. I can't change your opinion. I'm just telling you why I like the game.

ROY CAMPBELL has been RELIEVED of DUTY!

>force a shoot out around high explosives
>hide behind explosives for cover

I'm not the dipshit here, ocelot

You two are an embarrassment from the 1970s..

This guy is part of the reason mgs1 is better than 2. In mgs2, the illuminati ai control everything, all according to plan. In mgs1, this asshole takes over the mission and plans to carpet bomb you to hell, all without the president ever finding out.

The sequels should have had more rogue political actors pulling the strings.

Political intrigue > illumantibots