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Meanwhile, in Termina Sup Forums...

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Boy, I wish I didn't live in a shitty romhack of an actually great game.

Hey, anyone else worried about how big the moon's getting? It's blocking my wi-Fi, and I can't dowload Zora porn without waiting 5 hours.

HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
oh hey kid with a weird mask can you go deliver this message for me thx bye
AAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

I find the old 3D Zelda games have aged horribly and that Zelda as a series should be getting the Metroid treatment

wew lad

Anyone know any games where I can play as a cute Deku Scrub girl?

Everyone is in denial of the moon until the third day. Once the third day hits, you get a multitude of individual people realizing that the end is upon them, practically every NPC in fact.

Sword guy says he'll chop the moon in half, then a minute before you can find him crying in the back of his shop because he doesn't want to die. Construction workers cease setting up for the festival once they realize it's never going to happen. I could go on, but up to that point everyone assumes shit will be fine and just carry on with their day.

I mean, technically, that's one of the huge thematic elements of the game, and rather than pick up on that, it completely flew over your head. It's not even that subtle, but you still managed to completely miss it.

I would argue that your problems have less to do with the games aging, and more to do with your ADHD.

I've been getting strange feelings of deja vu lately? I feel like I've been repeating the same last 3 days and starting over.

can't wait for this fuckin' festival

post yfw people ACTUALLY think that the moon will fall

>tons of original content not in OOT's code
>romhack

By that same logic anything made in Unreal, CryEngine, etc. is all just mods.

Do Deku like live in flowers or what?

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>le dank "time keeps repeating" meme

Fuck, you people are so annoying. Almost as bad as moonfags.

What the fuck was his problem?

Who in their right mind can actually be that fucking DAFT??

Is he our guy?

Skull Kid did nothing wrong

Old 3D Zelda games have already gotten treated to updates via the 3DS versions.
They're fine.

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

How do you think it feels to stick it in a deku princess mouth?

At the speed the moon is falling along with its tiny size, nothing bad will happen. Just go off and hang out at Romani Ranch once that boulder gets removed. That's probably far enough from Clock Town to be safe.

Painful at first, but after the mucus comes out its the best face fuck

I just got into town, staying at the inn. Had to go for a piss late at night and got the best handie after I threw the deed to my house down the shitter.

Romani smells like SHIT.

>tfw no zora gf

>fishfags
>not having a nice Goron bf

lol someone post that shit

Dude I totally nailed Cremia at the Milk Bar last night. She was so fucking tight, but afterwards she started crying. I think it was her first time.

Enjoy dying from a dick literally made out of stone rupturing your anus

I've got Scrub fever myself.
Perfect height for blowjobs.

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Anyone got any Toilet Paper?

What's the context? Was this one of those future threads or was he seriously saying he had one of those machines?

can't wait for this fuckin' festival

*allows hand to fist ass*

Ohh! Ohh! Baby, grab the poop out! Grab it!

Good luck having fun during it when you're FUCKIN DEAD!

WHERE'S THE MAILMAN

That new member of the Bombers is a fucking menace. He keeps storming into my house and breaking my pots. Also why is he wearing a green dress?

...so are you going to just stand there and say nonsense or do you have any toilet paper?

The festival sucks
This town sucks, all these rock-gobblers, scrubs, and finheads infesting this fucking place

That new kid's kinda cute...

Man, why did Hyrule Warriors make Majora's Mask Link so goddamn adorable when he's actually a fucking war vet in a kid's body

Why are you lying? There's only one pot in town

You can't get drunk off of milk

says you

Then why are only the adults allowed in?

it's breast milk

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Damn, now I want a white russian made from cremia's produce

i just saw some ten year old turn into a goron literally what the fuck

everyone's hallucinating because of the moon dude just go with it

>Zelda as a series should be getting the Metroid treatment
Getting killed with bad sales and mediocre games?