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Dead Space thread

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PRAISE ALTMAN

Fucking faggots complaining about having to work on Aegis. I'd do anything to not be locked inside this floating space trash.

Altman hated Unitology, fuck you religious nutjobs.

What's up with that creepy doctor? He keeps inviting me back to his lab for help in a 'science experiment' even though I've turned him down every time.
I ain't no faggot but he just won't take the hint.

hnnnnnghhhhh *squish* aaaaarrghh *squish* haargggh *squish* fuck *squish* FUCK ! *squish*

What's up with the vents? I keep hearing growls from inside.

OP are you that last time OP?

Guys guys, does the goddamn marker make the zombies or not?

its just le ratz, nuttin le seriouz XD

yeah, they produce a signal that makes dead people turn into necros

dude just be lucky you dont have get in there and decon the damn things
theres some wierd meat moss shit growing all over the intake systems, im having to scrub the filters every few hours now like what the fuck
swear i saw it move a few times too
must be some wierd mold from the hydroponics deck getting in the system
its getting to where i need a fucking respirator from the mining deck just to breath through all the spores and gas its letting off
i mean really, how could filtration maintenance get any worse?

This game started so stupid it hurts to play it again.

hurr durr lets fly through a cloud of broken planet
hurp durp lets not pay attention to the floating planets pieces at all.

>5 morons in space

New Dead space when ?

>FUCK YOU
>AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

Dead Space 2 was fucking based

the happening from last thread.
If any of you are new.

>Mfw messages on the walls
>IT'S SAFE
>YOU'RE SAFE HERE
>NO NECROS HERE
>All written in blood

So Deadspace 1 or Deadspace 2?

So has anyone checked on the nursery?

I can't go back there due to that faggy sun.

At least your not suffering from strange nightmares every time you sleep. Is any one else getting major migraines here later?

dead space threads are some of the best shit /vuh/ has left besides feshposting, 4am, edd ed and eddy online, and LOL threads
its the only original culture we have anymore
oh and eye threads

I personally love them both but DS 1 has slightly better atmosphere to get immersed into.

1 has way better atmosphere but playing 2 after it is really satisfying because you're cocky as fuck with all that necro blood fresh on your mitts

I was asking because I haven't played 2, and I just beat System Shock 2, so I was looking into it.

2 is still pretty rad. Isaac is voiced but he spends the entire time being angry as fuck.

it's like doom if doom had less shooting and slightly more anger

Dead Space 1> Dead space 3> dead space 2

Dead space 2 is the Resident evil 5 of the serie.

>listening to the walls

With the exception of the stupid black chic falling to her death scene,

Dead Space 3 > Dead Space 2 > Dead Space

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOUSE JUST PUT 3 IN FRONT OF ANYTHING
IM NOT MAD IM JUST FUCKING SHOCKED

>human enemies
>can't play Carver's campaign without co-op
>universal ammo
Nah. 1 > 2 > 3

look guys and here is my opinion !

dead space 2 => dead space 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> COD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dead space 3

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oh fuck me dead user

i've not laughed this hard in a while

>every time you sleep
lucky bastard i remember when i could still sleep
rotated off surface mining two weeks ago, still havent gotten more than an hour or two of sleep, starting to hallucinate now im so sleep deprived, always something about dead relatives tellin me to do shit, fuck im tired
must be something in the atmosphere on the surface, med deck actually had to set up an hour limit for surface jobs, and our masks are doing fuck all to filter out whatever gas is wigging us out

Would DS3 have been better if they removed the majority of the enemies/ammo and made the enemies stronger? Or did the atmosphere just not work?

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agreed,
too bad they never made a third game.

i think the atmosphere of the game was bound to deteriorate eventually, there's only so long you can keep necromorphs and spooky whispering spooky until you're desensitized to it 3 games later

i.. i dont even know what to say

>plays COD
lol
That game just got better and better.
sorry you didn't enjoy it.

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Anybody got the picture, gif or webm of Issac from DS2 getting his engineering suit on for the first time with the "SHIT'S ON NIGGAS!" look?

user please, dead space threads are some of the only threads Sup Forums has left that are relatively free of shitposting. please.

The original Black Marker does not, habeeb.

The Red Marker replicates that EarthGov tried to make do.

I'm not 100% since I didn't read the book.

Can anybody confirm?

Where the fuck has everyone gone?

I've been working in engineering for a couple of months now and people just keep disappearing each day. There used to be 100+ of us working down here now I'd be lucky to even find another soul down here other than myself.

I can't work under these conditions, fucking ridiculous. I'm going to complain to my manager about this, that and the strange noises I keep hearing in the walls.

Now if I only knew where the manager was too.

Well, the 3 has a far better atmosphere than the 2.

the 2 was too much of an action packed game

>pc port is fucked
baka senpai

user seriously i cant handle these opinions please youve had your fun

DS 1 was spookier.

DS 2 had a lot more action but still had a spooky vibe to it. Like in Unitologist church.

Hell, even DS3 had some spooky moments.

guys can someone explain to me how our plasma cutters went trough safety restrictions? I opened one up for hardware work and added some nodes to its wiring to change its intensity for metal work. As I used it it it send out a hugeass beam of light and cut right through our ship's hull. Maybe someone should tell our chief of security to cut down on the security budget and just give every guard one of our spare plasma cutters.

Man that Nicole Brennan is some nasty piece of ass, last night I banged her in the bio lab right behind the cactus.

>tfw stomping something into pieces
>*squish* *snap* "SHIT! FUCK! Just fuckin'...DIE!"

I loved Issac's voice. God I hope they don't change it if we ever do get a DS4.

dude you been on world? there hasnt been anyone there for months
im stationed on the flight deck and i havent seen a transport come back in weeks
i mean where in the hell does 100 tons of human bodies just disappear to?

>the 3 has a far better atmosphere

stop posting anytime

>DS4
never gonna happen. after they fucked up 3, no one is looking for another game.

Join us user.
M A K E U S W H O L E

also, it didn't make the sales EA expected five million, inexplicably so Dead Space is officially "on hiatus"

Iv'e been saying the same thing for weeks now. But no one listens to me anymore. In fact I haven't seen anybody in weeks. Does anyone visit hydro at all now?

ds2 predicted winston as an overwatch character
blizzard confirmed for hacks

Am I the only cunt on this ship who isn't a unitologist?

uh so guys I don't know if I'm missing something but our chief of maintenance told me to go to the asteroid canon on the south side. The issue is that there is no way to actually enter it. I checked the security cameras and the blueprint, the door that leads into it leads out into open space. I'd have to get my gravity boots, leave the fucking ship, walk across the hull and then enter the canon room that is like 500 meters away from my exit point. Isn't that a design issue that should have been fixed in the concept stage?

I am currently standing outside behind some cover and hope I don't get hit by debris while I make my way up there.

You honestly would play DS4? C'mon...

I know, but there's still hope in my heart.
You know that they had Viseral make that last Battlefield? What the fuck

"Necros? Heh, I have this"

holy shit and that looks like reinhardt and tracer right next to him

It sounds like you haven't found the true light in your life my friend. Join our group meeting tonight so that you may be bathed in Altmans glory.

*wouldn't

where do you think we are? this is the Sup Forumsshimura, nothing here makes a lick of damn sense.

It never strike you strange that there's no damn lights on, ever? It's like somebody breaks them every time they get replaced

who the fuck would anyway? To enter the generator room you have to fucking dodge engine pistons. I don't even get why they let the afterburner heat into the engine room, that shit should just be blown into open space.

Damn user, sounds pretty dangerous up there. Don't know why they'd design something like that. Sounds pretty comfy though being disconnected from everything else up in the ship there. I'd say take some snacks and some video games up there and chill for a while.

I don't think the black security escort who was; that guy who did his voice was also the black guy leader of the Umbrella Special Ops Team in the first Resident Evil movie.

I think he was also the leader of the Security Forces Team in the first Alien vs Predator movie.

Man that nigger got typecast as fuck.

I'm surprised they still send anyone out there after what happened to the last three...

Come on, hear me out, what's most spooky/heavy ?

being alone in an abandoned place full of dead people and scary shits hiddens here and there.

Being in a space station when things turn to shit, hearing peoples screaming, having a script with people being killed every 5 minutes with over the top action scenes.

I mean come on, you can't blame me preferring the 3

Anyone down for a mass suicide tonight?

I bet the fucking ship engineers just implemented that canon as a practical joke to see how many members of the maintenance crew they can kill before someone forces them to redesign this bullshit. If for some dumb fucking reason you need your canon to be in a location where you can't build a hallway in the ship then at least build a hallway outside so debris doesn't hit your fucking crew.

I don't think you remember the opening. The debris was not the problem at all.

Lesson time.
Black markers is sent on a planet with dominant species( humans, aliens tau volantis)

Said species consume all resources..then the marker clicks in, a.k.a. infinite resource of electricity or smth.

It is so great that ppl start idolizing it(god, divine,sent by god) Unitology.

Humans(or aliens) start decipher the code that is in the pulsing signal of the black marker.
With that they learn to make artificial ones( aka red markers) with that it is well spread across the dominant civilization.

Lesser intelligent humans start having hallucinations and symptoms> induce paranoia>mass killing(imp for later phase)

When it reaches control.Black marker spreads a signal to the other markers(red) that revives all( i mean all=plants,dogs, everything) all dead cells and turns them to kill everything(so it can be revived) *what you deal with in every game*.

After said killing and the black marker has enough necro.It enters the final stage. (seen in Dead space 2) the Convergence necros start flying and basically it goes MOON (final boss in DS3) after that it terminates the host planet and goes hibernating.

*DS3 spoiler* apparently after one moon it is killed the others awaken.

>Mfw working comms with the maintenance teams
>Mfw hearing people get crushed or burned to death in the engines
>Mfw hearing people panic when they get knocked off the ship by asteroids
>Mfw hearing their desperate cries for help and their voices fade as I lose the connection
>Mfw the ones that lose oxygen before they drift out of range
>Mfw turning off the microphone so I don't have to talk to them as they die

who designed this fucking ship

Hello? Is there anyone in medical? It's kinda dark over here. I cut my hand real bad. I need some stitches.

Where are the nurses? I can see a woman down at the end of the corridor facing the wall, she looks a bit lost.

>yawh it's just another ordinary necro
>i'm just gonna cut his limbs like usual
>why is he twitching on the floor?
>OH SHIT OH FUCK

youtube.com/watch?v=vzlVhOrt8CU

Fuckin Ryan Gosling simulator

MOTHERFUCKER

Planet cracking is one shitty industry m8.

guys, I found a way to create instantly regenerating organic tissue in our med-lab. I placed some test samples in our med-bay security center. Please don't touch it.

Check in with the comms department if you want to get any direct communications through. Apparently people don't want to do their jobs anymore around here.

3 has a cool the Thing-esq setting but as a game its still awful

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Notice the chinese text everywhere

why the fuck would you do that
why would you take a perfectly good thread and bring barneyfag into this. i swear to god.

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whoever keeps screaming on my fucking com from the botanic lab to "send help" and "we are doomed", stop it. It isn't funny. In fact it wasn't funny the last ten times.

No answer

Seriously

I'm bleeding all over the floor here

Why wont someone help me

Oh good, I think I see someone coming. It's a bit too dark to tell for sure though.

who /whole/ here?

>playing Doom
>after a few hours I just wanted to play Dead Space again instead

what did DS1 and 2 do so right?

I am expecting a call from my gf. Stop jamming the coms you unfunny selfish prick. Plants don't attack humans, they never have. Dumbass.

>yfw you found out isaac's gf kills herself at the end of ds1

that was sum serious shyamalanamanan

>Yfw the chapter titles spell out N I C O L E I S D E A D

Oh man, you should head some of the recordings in SOMA.

This one guy has two minutes of oxygen left and says "Fuck you, I'm the master of my own destiny." and takes off his helmet, drowning instantly.

Has some other good ones about how Once your brain scan is on the ARK, you do not need to kill yourself. It started happening so often that the head of security had to make that announcement to the entire facility.

Is 3 worth playing at all? I'm a huge fan of the first two games but never got around the to the third. Universal ammo and cover shooting against humans put me off a lot but I mean...some of it must be good, right? The snowy setting looked cool at least.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEVER KNEW THIS

Okay, why the FUCK is there this GIANT FUCKING GAPING HOLE in the hallway? God fucking damn. To the dickhead who thought it would be funny to do this go fuck yourself. Now I gotta go fill out 12 pages of paperwork tonight.