Self-insert character is shorter than all female characters

[Ian Parker]

>self-insert character is shorter than all female characters
>never gets with the main girl

[Ayden Ward]

>Tall muscular character thinks he's hot shit because of his height and build but actually no one likes him
>Main girl ends up with a guy with normal height with twice the balls as the tall character

[Jack Robinson]

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[Christian Powell]

Does any one have that tweet
Where a chick tweets "mfw a guy is 5'9" and a dude responds
"Mfw a girls weight is over 200 pounds"

[Christopher Baker]

>when her weight starts with 200

[Austin Bell]

>mfw manlet and tall girls and degradation are my fetish

Keep laughing your dirty whores, only makes me harder.

[Evan Wood]

What a loathsome shithole of a country.

[Gavin Brooks]

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[Cooper Nguyen]

>when the shitposting is clearly coming form Sup Forums

[Carter Powell]

lold. google "chinese escalators"