Are you faggots ready for tactical VR?

Are you faggots ready for tactical VR?

lol

Bitch you think this is a fucking joke?

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Japanese robbers went tactical I see

Its $12, so its in every robber's budget.

fucking lol

>instead of sweating into your washable foam ring, sweat into this gross, stuffy, full face suffocating piece of shit
I knew these gametech things were meant to be dumb, but this is another level. I guess it isn't on the level of slapping after-market fans over the ports on your consoles.

>psvr so shit it requires you to wear a spandex mask

lol, what will they think of next, a hat?

a vr

WTF IS THAT?!

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME BUY INTO THE VR MEME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

impressive

*tips*

Virtual mission?

>DoA VR
>Summer Lesson
>Happy Manger
Which one are you getting first?

>Happy Manager
First time I heard of this. What's it about?

It's to protect you from getting soaked with sweat

>Happy Manager is a new love adventure game with support for PlayStation VR developed by Tamsoft and produced by Nobuyuki Okajima.
>In it, players become the manager of an mansion (a Japanese apartment building), which houses just three women. >Conversations and such develop from a first-person perspective, and you can do things such as watch them swim in the pool, watch them stretch in the gym, or even run into them while their changing in the locker room.
>The game itself has over 28,000 lines, and all of its elements can be enjoyed with or without a PlayStation VR headset.

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neato

they're like oneechanbara chicks

>D3
nevermind

Actualy no
Its to protect your headset, it rests primarily on your nose and forehead, that thing is basically so that people don't leave their nast residue on the headset.

Ace Combat 7

>D3
it's gonna be shit

Does this mean I can use VR and not walk around with the mark of shame?

I sure can't wait for VR to collect dust after a year

Pink hair girl waifu'd by me! Do not steal!

more than ready

>D3
Why do they keep making gaijin characters?

undebated toast

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>NO Officer I swear this is for Virtual Reality I'm not planning a robbery

>TFW when I was just standing here and some kid runs up to me with a facemask and screams "I'm not planning a robbery" at me... that's about as suspicious behavior as it gets.

Calling yoga outfit schoolgirlfu.

holy shit this is some fap material.

Did you guys know there is a microphone built into the PSVR headset? dead center along the bottom rim of the visor.

>TFW you can talk to your waifus now.

>TFW you tell her you love her and she replies with "Hmmmm...."
>You ask her what is it
>She replies with "Well... You look fit to me but... why do you sound like a fat person?"

Maybe the west isn't ready for VR, with how Oculus and Vive both want to corner the market and be the big cheese while sacrificing software, developers and games to the avatar of money.

Yet the east with their die hard waifu lovers and hentai games might be more willing to bite the bullet and pay top dollar just for a chance to virtually fuck an imaginary female character. Thus leading to the advent of more games, more compatible programs, more movies and more.

VR is royally fucked in the west though, any joe schmuck "should" be able to create content for all VR units by just clicking a few buttons to get a universal tool editor.

I'm not fucking paying $800 for a VR unit that can only be used with that company's products. However, I don't want VR to die and am eagerly awaiting to see who comes out on top of this battle royal for more money.

How fat you need to be to sound fat?.

>How fat you need to be to sound fat?.

If you run and any body part bounces and you're a guy, that's too fat.

I want to get all of them!

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i guess my dick is too fat

Are you sure mr skeltal?.

There's no such thing as sounding fat, you're ruining the joke

You won't laugh anymore once you see the mark psvr leaves on your forehead

I'm a dev and I've got a psvr right here with me, it's cool and everything, but if you complained about the mask sign the vive leaves wait to see this one.

>Are you sure mr skeltal?.

Belly and chest is where fat accumulates the fastest in men. So if you start to get fat, that is where it'll go most likely before you get it on the face, arms and legs.

For women it's the belly and thighs before it affects the rest. If any body part bounces, you're too fat and need to cut back or exorcise more. I didn't invent anatomy and biology, but I'm telling it like it be.

why the fuck do they all look like american 80s vamps instead of japanese qts?

oh gawd I wish they localize this somehow

Im pretty sure all three games are by the same dev that said due to the current state in the west, he chose not to localize because "Too many people would look at the game [character] and say why isn't mine included"