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Ya ready?

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Yeah, I haven't played through Bioshock 1 or 2 in forever.

Ready to see DigitalFoundry do a comparison video and see if they fucked it up and if they didnt I might buy it.

It's a nice free update for pc.
Can't wait to finally be have a runthrough of the games with fixed animations, fixed physics and fixed audio.
I just hope they didn't fix the magic bell in the medical pavilion that spawns in splicers on demand. It was always such a dumb great bug.

Nice, if it's free I may as well replay them.

Chances are, they probably did.
I'm wondering if they tweaks any of the Jumpscare spawns in 1.
The one that always sticks in my mind is in the dentistry area, when you go into the back area of one of the dentist's offices and turn around, a leadhead is just standing there, staring at you.
Still freaks me the fuck out.

>Play Bioshock 1 when young (12-13 ish)
>Get to the morgue
>Body floats down past you as you walk in the waist deep water
>Quit the game immediately
I was such a coward at one point. At this point I remember most of the scares pretty well so it's just a fun experience running through Rapture again.

>tfw I have all Bioshock games for 1 key back when I was trading
>free update
>mfw
It's Darksiders 2 all over again

hol up HOL UP
*click clacks on the keyboard*
so u be sayin
*sips carbonated water*
tha' i's gon be...
*adjusts dick*
gettin this update
*checks facebook real quick*
fo FREE??????????????????

Why the fucking epic shitpost?

Ready for disappointment?

nice triple

it's to compensate for my crippling depression

This cannot be fucking real.
The original looks better in literally every way.

Is Minerva's Den still tethered to the base game? The wording makes it sound like they separated the two.

So what makes this different? Visual updates? Or is this one glorified Bioshock collection with all of the shit I already own?

Well at the moment it is. If I remember correctly they gave it out for free when they removed Games For Windows Live from Bioshock 2

finally i'll be able to run Bioshock 1 on a system that isn't Vista

yeah...
visual "upgrades".

2 is DEFINITELY looking better. This is what 2 looked like at max fucking settings originally

So, all the games and DLCs are going to be in one whole game itself? Cool.

You always could. I've even got it to work on Windows 10

>no Infinite upgrade for the PC version

Fuck you, too.

why would infinite need a HD meme master when its already running great on PC?

It's not an upgrade for PC. The version coming to the current consoles is basically the PC version.

There is no Infinite remaster, just the PC version for consoles.

W-Why do you want worst shock to get a remaster anyway?
SS2>BS2>SS=BS>BS:I

Why are you stuttering?

Maybe it's a neurological disorder, faggot.
Leave him alone.

I hope they fix the audio crash bugs in 1 and 2

I have no idea, I should really get some sleep.

I hope they improve the options. BS2 has no AA and you have to tweak the ini file to change the FOV. Also the audio is fucked and sometimes will just cut out if there are too many sound effects at once.

And it'd be nice if they tweak the splicer respawn rate because it's fucking ridiculous. I like these games when they give you a few minutes of lonely exploration, but in BS2 you're never not in combat and it just gets exhausting.

You're a fucking idiot.

It still looks alright

The real problem is the character models which aren't main characters and certain other textures like ones they use for food look utterly atrocious. I doubt they'll ever fix those

For example

that fucking child's face
god damn

Respawning enemies has always been a problem in the Shock series.
>SS1, invisible mutants
>SS2, suicide androids

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>He doesn't know how to destroy the robots using movement

WHATS WRONG WITH CARBONATED WATER?

>that kid

i keked

That can't be real. The only improvement is the tattered holes in the banner and debatably the visual quality on the fish.
And those are offset by excess shine on the fish and reducing the wear on the lettering on the banner.
It's also far too bright.
What the fuck.
I refuse to believe they fucked up the statue that badly.

>bioshock:paper jam

nothing is wrong with any of those things
they're all things i do and did while typing that for real
it was an ironic shitpost withg double irony

Why does it come out on a Thursday? Just do it tomorrow morning Steam. Jesus

>adjusts dick
Is it prosthetic?

No?

Then how does one adjust their dick?

>remaster

So nothing new? Who cares.

is the upgrade mandatory?

you grab your cock and you shift it brauh

What if i want to keep the old version?

free update cuck

Oh yeah. BioShock 1 is my favorite game of all time, and it’s been a while since I’ve played it.

Also, I want to play to confirm a rumor I heard here: your quest log updates every time Atlas says “Would you Kindly”. If so, that’s seriously meta.

pc only

I'll pass, the only Bioshock stuff I've never played was the Infinite dlc, which was apparently awful since 3/4 of the team was (deservedly) fired after Infinite's sales didn't come close to making up for the production cost.

No, it's a separate game on Steam you can still play the old ones

I'm so fucking ready. I don't even care about Infinite, give me the first two

Are you ready to replay a vastly uneven series with terrible shooting mechanics?

>console pleb

>deservedly
It was mostly Levine's fault if not completely.

It'll be nice if they fixed the physics and animation systems to not be locked to 30 fps.

Other than that, I have few complaints about the first 2 Bioshocks, and there's massive overhead to deal with in terms of screwing up the visual aesthetic. The memories of the graphics of the day are part of what makes it, so it definitely has to be practically 1:1.

Now maybe Bioshock 2 will get the recognition it deserves as the best game out of the series

Mechanically it's so much more solid than the other two

September 16 is my birthday.

I played through 2 recently and going through the den now, I didn't see the big issue with the plot other then that the good ending is strange

>It'll be nice if they fixed the physics and animation systems to not be locked to 30 fps.

I have not read or seen anything video-wise if this has been fixed. I would be amazed if they did, honestly.

>if they fucked it up
They did, lighting's fucked. Lighting is always fucked in remasters

Is Bioshock 2 confirmed to have its MP in the remastered collection? If not i might pass.

Of course not, you think 2K will spring money for servers on a half-assed cashgrab?

gottabemobile.com/2016/06/30/bioshock-collection-release-5-things-to-know/

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It's confirmed that it won't.

I have a physical copy of bioshock for PC. What do I get?

Good...

why ya gotta bring up those wounds?

Left out in the cold.

youtube.com/watch?v=4FZcI8EVW-c

steamcommunity.com/games/7670/announcements/detail/590358275265994185

Instructions here

Will be a bit of a pain to get it

steamcommunity.com/games/7670/announcements/detail/590358275265994185

See: BIOSHOCK NOT ON STEAM

You have to go through more hoops than someone with a Steam copy, but you can still get the remastered version

This is what you get.

So I just never got around to playing these, but a friend sent me the codes awhile ago, do I get to keep original, or only the upgrade version. Also do the negatives outweigh positives for this?

Remaster doesn't override your original copy, so you get to have both

>do I get to keep original, or only the upgrade version.
Both.
>Also do the negatives outweigh positives for this?
Don't know yet.

>upgrade
So do I lose the the old ones?

No

This is real life, user. No matter what you do, you always lose.

no

what are you, fucking gay?

same idea as the sleeping dogs / dmc3/4 / metro / deus ex / titan quest re-releases

Will remaster make Bioshock 2 work in Dx10 properly and not make me fiddle with sound option so the audio doesn't cut out and go silent if too much shit is going on ?

Holy crap I forgot it actually did this. What a disaster that was

And that bullshit with having to enable stereo mix on Windows 7 with integrated realtek chips, to get audio passed the intro.

Even if it's free, I don't want any bad games (this includes bad ports and remasters) sullying my Steam list.

I can almost guarantee your Steam list is full of shitty VNs and the Sakura games

Is Minerva's Den good?

The originals are shit ports already

You can unlink games from your steam account, if you REALLY want to.

Has anyone ever revealed why he decided to redo the whole game like 6 months before release?

You might think that, but burial at sea was legit. It really was.

No

>I played the by far worst game of the series therefore the others must be just as bad

will it get the increased difficulty setting from consoles? if im not mistaken consoles had 4th difficulty setting
post your bioshock weaponfu

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The plot was a trainwreck surpassing even the base game. Nothing makes sense anymore.