Even normies fucking hate it

Even normies fucking hate it

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Don't listen to OP! Don't be a sheep! Celebrate the Bubsy!
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have they found the five secrets of level 1 though?

It won the Golden X retard

Because it's the worst 3D platformer ever made.

How low do your standards have to be to call Bubsy 3D a good game? It's legitimately the worst Playstation game and one of the worst non-indie games of all time. Fuck the memes, fuck the fake rage retro reviewers, fuck it all, the game really is awful.

Even if it is a really, REALLY bad game, they only know it's bad because of ecelebs.

Yea but bubsy is kinda hot

>le normie goobeyman

But it's "classic gaming action.. an absolute riot" and "a truly inter-dimensional affair"!

They literally made that up to put on the case

I'd fuck it while teasing the paws

>tfw no tranny bobcat gf
why even live bros?

I know it's bad because I've played it.

>EVEN IF it is a really bad game
You obviously haven't. Thanks for your opinion anyway, I guess.

I would pay her just to sit and watch tv with me. And then yaff

>I was "brainwashed", therefore, everyone who holds the opinion I used to hold has been brainwashed as well
Flawless logic.

Game's shit, deal with it. If you're unwilling to call Bubsy 3D a bad game, then you just have no useful conception of "bad game" in general.

Someone doesn't trust the Golden X awards

Man, this shit actually made me angry.

>I think people who say the game is bad are just afraid to admit they kinda like it.
>The game isn't frustrating because you can FARM extra lives and then it becomes easy.
>Yes, the game does look unfinished and unappealing, but I actually kinda like it. That's an argument, right?
>If people played through the entire game, they wouldn't dislike it so much.

He doesn't even say it's an amazing game, though. He just thinks it's good/average.
>If people played through the entire game, they wouldn't dislike it so much
I mean, there are A LOT of people who probably haven't played through the whole game and still call it terrible. When I first played Tenchu and the original Tomb Raider a couple years ago, I absolutely hated the controls at first. After a couple hours of playing, though, the controls kinda grew on me and I enjoyed them.
This is coming from someone who hasn't played Bubsy 3D yet. I want to give the game a chance.

PSExtreme and the award actually existed, they were just so obscure that nobody gave a fuck.

To be fair, Tomb Raider kind of sucks and wasn't worthy of the hype at the time. It pretty much sold on the basis of 3D being a gimmick at the time.

What could possibly go wrong?
Yes friend(s) spread meme.

>good/average.
And as everyone here has said, he has very low standards.
Is it the worst game ever made? Hell no.
Is it one of the top 20 worst games ever published? Probably not.
Does this mean it must be an average game? No. Even at release, it was lambasted by reviewers for being outdated, having fucking tank controls, bland level design, and for having a protagonist who's voice acting was at best obnoxious.

Sure, but at least Tenchu is great. I just threw Tomb Raider in there because it controls somewhat similarly to Tenchu, but more clunky. I don't think I would've bothered with TR if it weren't for Tenchu.

If Bubsy 3D was a PalyStation launch title, it probably would have been fondly remembered ala Jumping Flash. Instead, it was released in November 1996, after the release of Crash and Mario 64.

>He doesn't even say it's an amazing game, though. He just thinks it's good/average.
That's exactly what I objected to, though. The game isn't good or average.

>I mean, there are A LOT of people who probably haven't played through the whole game and still call it terrible.
Which I don't think is an inherently unjust call to make. The game is actually quite long and the mechanics *never* change, so I can definitely see why someone who absolutely loathes the gameplay from minute 1 wouldn't played it to the end.

I do agree, however, that *reviewers* should definitely attempt to finish whatever it is they're talking about. I'm not disputing that. The average player is under no such obligation, though.

>Bubsy 3D could have been great if it had nothing to be compared too!
I mean, sure, maybe, but it wasn't.

>you'll dream of art museums

deepest lore

>If Bubsy 3D was a PalyStation launch title, it probably would have been fondly remembered ala Jumping Flash.
Very unlikely. A shit game is a shit game. Remember the Genesis port of Altered Beast? That was a launch title too, but no one remembers it fondly, because it was utterly lackluster. Same with many of the NES's launch titles which no one even remembers at all, fondly or otherwise. A game has to be at least somewhat enjoyable to be memorable regardless of its time of release.

I mean, people have *already* forgotten fucking Knack.

But people do have fond-ish memories of Altered Beast, even though it's totally shit. Sega even remastered it recent-ish for 3DS.

"WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE" is fucking classic

Superman for the N64 will always be the worst game to me. I feel like I could get a smidgen of enjoyment from Bubsy 3D, but Superman provides nothing.

That's just because you never finished it. It gets better after you defeat the final boss/ fly through the final ring.

>Bubsy 3d thread
>No one even mentions Uli.

What Sup Forums is this.

The Genesis port of Altered Beast was good though.
A better example would be Street Fighter: The Movie, which was actually a Playstation launch title.

There are like 100 worse games than Bubsy. 99% of the people that bitch about it incessantly have never played it, nor ever seen it played. The gaming community is so fucking braindead these days. Its like one giant Poe's Law and im waiting for the sarcasm to end. It wont. Stop letting LP'er make your cancer opinions for you

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Bubsy is memorably, entertainingly bad, though. That's why it's fun shitpost fodder

To be fair, Street Fighter: The Movie and Altered Beast are entertaining awful too

There's many forgettable low-budget garbage games

the remake is better

>The Genesis port of Altered Beast was good though.
Maybe I misjudged its general reception and popularity. I have nothing but mildly bad/disappointing memories of the game. By the time I got my Genesis, the Model II with Sonic as a pack-in was already out and I simply perceived the Altered Beast Genesis package as the inferior one, the one no one ever talked about. Even Columns was more memorable as one of those "came with the system" titles.

But yeah, I'm willing to concede that my personal perception of things might be skewed.

The remake is better
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Shut up, you presumptuous cunt.

>Before
youtube.com/watch?v=ojeQ52EooKE

>After
youtube.com/watch?v=khT6QZDqkAg

Just so you know this was the guy who actually publicized Bubsy3D as being an internet awful game meme. He was also probably the first guy to make a video on the remake, which at the time as obscure as fuck (and if you look at the video it was slightly different back then).

Shitting on Bubsy 3D is beating the dead horse, though.

>What could possibly go wrong?
Shitty meme that should've been just one-shot joke. I guess someone really found money's paw and decided to use it on Bubsy.

Jumping Flash is underrated as hell

No, your perception is completely correct - it's a notoriously mediocre port and shitty game.

True, but
>if
Nope.
Had it as a kid, hated it, never beat it. But played it for hours out of a sense of need as it was a gift.

>and for having a protagonist who's voice acting was at best obnoxious.
And the same VA later voiced picture related.

>Uli

I feel you man, but Uli is /trv/ now if anything.

Somebody, somewhere fapped to this

>normies massively hate the game
>hipsters suddenly loves it

Every time

I think Rouge is obnoxious too.

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