Shantae thread?

Shantae thread?

Shantae thread.

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I don't get the fascination with these games. They just seem like generic retro sidescroller. I have the pirate one on my 3DS.

Is it because the mc is cute or something?

Risky's Revenge has the best artwork.

Maybe you just don't like side-scrollers? It's like 2D Zelda more than anything.

If you don't see the charm in Pirate's Curse, there's no helping you. That is easily the best of them.

Best music too: youtube.com/watch?v=fFDhn4wgwKk

old spice bodywash can't block odor for sixteen hours

>tfw shantae tulpa coming along nicely

I'm sorry, user.

>mlp
reported :^)

ITS ME

welp
might aswell dump my lewd Shantae folder if I'm being banned

the hell is tulpa? some autist thing?

I'll never be able to unhear it

Autistic versions of imaginary friends, basically.

It's for lonely fucks who have to mentally manipulate themselves into having a second personality in their head that they talk to when >tfw no gf dawns on them

You're just jealous because I'll have a shantae gf and you'll have nothing.

fuck you

good lord

>An extra month before half genie
>Risky not on release
Just fuck my shit up

How lonely does one have to be to willingly shatter their sanity just to get company?

this a nice thread.

How does it work? How are you doing this?
Serious question, I'm just curious because I've seen people talking about this other times but I've never looked it up

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You pretend really, really hard until you can't turn it off.

This is a Monkae

Until it inevitably devolves into fetishposting and porn dumping

Which is immediately since nobody buys/plays these games and just jerks it to fanart.

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Love this meme.

You've made the fatal mistake of assuming that they are telling the truth.

>Up late one night
>In the mood for some spooks
>Check out /x/
>First time back on /x/ in a long time.
>Top thread is a bunch of autists discussing tulpas and how to create them


This is why /x/ is shit. I guess if I want spooks and black magic, I'll just stay on Sup Forums. They've managed to meme hard enough to get Pepe on CNN and labeled as a white nationalist image a few times now.

>this a nice thread.
>Until it inevitably devolves into fetishposting and porn dumping


Eh, nature of the beast on Sup Forums.

I wonder if starting a Shantae thread on /d/ or /h/ and liking people to it when they post porn in here would direct their ndwf energy and resources in more constructive directions.

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>Boco

I just wanna get comfy with Shantae in our jammies together

>Nobody buys these games

Lies. Shantae is worth it.

>Implying I'm not 100% cereal
I spend most of yesterday just imagining what her hair would smell like. I spent even more time on visualizing her feet.

Fish
taco

Yup, that's me.

What's your point, baby?

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>Manlet shaming

DELET THIS

Seriously. When did /x/ devolve into shit like that? Only place with the occasional creepy/shock threads are /gif/ and maybe Sup Forums.

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When does HGH come out? Was it delayed?

This is the scat pic, isn't it

>tfw you will never be shantae
Probably for the best. I would just be a huge slut.

FUCK YOU SHANTAE YOU LAZY BROWN SKINNED PIECE OF SHIT YOUR GAME WAS THE ONLY THING I WAS EXCITED FOR THIS MONTH AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT MORE?!

BUT THAT'S OKAY, NO PROBLEM, ALL RIGHTO KIDDO, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE 100%. BUT WHY THE HONEST GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK WOULD YOU MOTHERFUCKING PUT RISKY MODE AS DOWNLOADABLE FUCKING CONTENT?! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, WAYFORWARD. I WAS GOING TO BUY YOUR PHYSICAL WII U VERSION, BUT FUCK OFF, I'M PIRATING YOUR SHIT AND ALL YOUR DLC THROUGH THE POWER OF PC GAMING. FUCK YOU.

FUCK.

Ye

Got pushed back a few weeks for polish and bug testing. Vita version got an additional 2 week bump for the same reason. No biggie, better to wait for a polished game than to have them drop it and try to patch it after.

>Not buying a physical version while still having a backer code on the way.

You are small time.

I'm sorry, user. You can use my mouth to make yourself feel better if you want.

There's still creepy threads, but /x/ is really the only place that it's not against the rules to discuss tulpas so it attracts the superautists

>mlp

You'll have mental illness and I'll have nothing. Suddenly nothing seems OK.

Shantae's a pretty good waifu. Half genie, half human, all kinds of animals in the sack, if you grok what I'm saying, you hoopy frood.

Don't bully the sea-life, shanty.

>mfw I've just realized that since shantae is back to using magic in this game, Risky mode will most likely be Risky controlling like Pirate's curse Shantae

well, that'll be fun at least.

I did it because I'm bad at making decisions, remembering things, doing math, basic things like that. A confident and helpful personality in my head that can tap into my subconcious feelings, sunconcious skills, and hazy memory banks just makes life a lot easier.
When I nees to visualize it, mine is just a big floating telepathic eye, though.

Post Shantae in blue.

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>pirating a game before it's out
>literally -365day it
good luck

Damn, what's with that elvis hair? It makes her look stupid.

Confirmed in an interview Matt Bozon did.

>elvis hair

you know considering I backed this, you'd think i'd be more or less keeping up with it a bit more.
well, I guess i'll be happy once it launches finally.

Why doesn't she have sleeve poofs anymore?

>mine is just a big floating telepathic eye
Mine is a sword and shield. He's a king or knight or someshit. I try not to pay attention. Annoying asshole talks like a fucking knight, so he really doesn't talk much and when he does it's some old English bullshit.

I should've chose fucking Goku or something.

Oi, What did you just say about my hair?

>He fell for the Knight for a tulpa meme
Holy shit, lmao'ing at your sanity, friendo.
>doppleganger masterrace

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>elvis hair
Fuckin normies.

>tfw no good shantae porn so you just fap to the official art

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Nigger, there are pages upon pages of shantae porn. And some really high-quality shit in the mix. If you want to complain about a character having no good fan art, Shantae isn't that character. I know this is just bait to get people to post some though.

I'm so glad I requested that.

>I know this is just bait to get people to post some though
and yet you didnt

>Tulpa thread

Well Goddamn. Seek help, guys.

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This better not get me banned

Won't buying the physical version give you access to all the DLC though?

At least it ought to.

>not animated

This dude has some pretty good animating skills, and all he does is draw girls getting their belly button fondled.

But it is animated. Am I missing something?

No. Only pre-orders get the DLC free.

>pulling out navel

That's an oddly specific but adorable kink.

>But it is animated. Am I missing something?
Huh. I guess my computer is just slow as shit. But I guess I knew that.

>yfw this was first shown

Well why not pre-order it then?

I'm sure that he does non fetish animations, and reserves his deviantart for the kinky stuff. He probably has another sfw account somewhere.

Wait, I think I meant backers. I did back, so I haven't really bothered memorizing what everyone else gets.

>that person's da
He's pretty good

That dungeon was great, why didn't they use it for Risky's Revenge. It seems like such a waste in RR had not so many dungeons to begin with.

kek

>vore island

I'd rather go to this island.

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Nice spritework and music and the series focuses on ecchi.

That's it. The games are mediocre, they just get attention because the characters are sexy and the spritework is good.

I dunno man, if I could draw I'd probably draw my fetish all the time as well, so I can see where he's coming from.

Fuck off torielfag.