Paper Mario: Color Splash

Oh look, Bowser's the villain again. What a fucking shocker.

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Well at least he's not mute this time.

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I'm gonna buy this game just to piss you guys off! LOL

This seems too obvious; especially when she said that the game might make you cry.
I don't hold much faith, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was only a pawn again.

I hope you spend all your hard earned money to stick it to those anonymous posters you don't know.

Likely, since the reveal is so early

Why did they make him mute in Sticker Star?

How original.

Seems pretty obvious that he is a pawn though.

>Mario could have solved the plot in five minutes by following Bowser but Huey's a retard and doesn't realize Mario's fought Bowser like a billion times

Rescuing Peach all the time really is becoming boring.

>it's another "Sup Forums can't accept a series is dead and move on" episode
let it go already

At least he TALKS

>It's the paint talking for him and BOWSER GOES BACK TO BEING MUTE WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM

I could see this happening.

It looks like the black paint is controlling him judging by what he and Peach said. Maybe just maybe the final boss will have something original?

"It doesn't seem like he intends to harm me".
Peach is going to be corrupted too, isn't she?

Dumb Lankyposter

That music is pretty sexy man.

I've tried hard, user, I really can't let go.

I like how the video says
>For those of you who aren't super ignorant you have already guessed the villain is Bowswer.
and then followed directly after.
>Spoiler warning I wont be going into detail.

So why make a video at all, why even give a warning you are going to spoil something you already spoiled, and why did they hire a guy with a super obnoxious accent.

>OI DARE MATE! I SOUND LIKE I GOT 2 OR 3 ACCENTS COBBLED TOGETHA N WUT WUT KAGAROOS N COWBOY HATS MATES!

THIS FUCKING DIALOGUE IN THIS GAME

The Paint Stars talking seem like a nice throwback to the Star Spirits

I'm playing this game simply because of how great the aesthetics are and how great everything looks.

Please keep in mind I'm pirating it

THIS FUCKING SMARTASS TOAD

Yeah, they're giving those vibes. It's nice to see I guess.

>she said that the game might make you cry
Most likely just means that they're gonna have a bit in the final boss battle where the paint can has to "sacrifice himself" and them comes back to life anyway.

Look on the bright side, you'll be able to do this again then.

This is legitimately Gearbox-tier writing.

I do like that Mario appears pissed off.

...

I just realized, Bowser have no white outline & it looks way better than the rest of them.

He's black and has a big cock of course he looks better than the rest

can he be stopped?

>plot of the game is that Bowser got BLACKED

Paper Mario 1 and 2 were the best of the series, back when the jokes and funny moments were actually well written and fit in well with the gameplay.
Now the entire schtick is
>"DUDE PAPER LMAO"
instead of
>the artstyle just so happens to be paper, but nothing and nobody in the game references this at all, as it should be done

Also, why am I seemingly the only one that doesn't like the SS/CS style changes? The cardboard and other stuff looks real shit to me, compared to how literally everything in 1 and 2 was made of only folded paper and nothing else. Having cardboard and other materials mixed in just makes it look too jumbled to my eyes.

>Black browser is penetrating blonde princess pucci
>shyguys are cuckolds and bleaching faggots

>"DUDE PAPER LMAO"

That's the same with any game localized by NoA in the last few years.

Looks like the goop from Mario Sunshine

Jr.'s brush made by E. Gadd better make an appearance

>Jr.'s brush made by E. Gadd better make an appearance
Well, Petey is in the game, maybe there's hope for that. It'd be cool to say the least.

I don't mean the localization, though that does tend to make it worse. (Thanks NoA)
I mean the actual development and story and such of the games themselves.
Take a look at the image I'd posted.

>Petey again

Funny no complaints about this awful character making yet another appearance.

Why's he a nigger though?

Does it matter?

I actually like the change, that they focus on the unqiue part of the game (the paper aesthetic).

I still don't like the sticker star series, but I like the paper focus.

I don't like the changes myself, but with what they're going for they really did a nice job with the art style & graphics.

Also I really need to update this with more info & fixes some time, feeling a bit lazy about it though.

No one really knows he's in it yet since that webm was the only time we saw him & it was during the Japanese Nintendo Direct 10 days ago. Also read the filename, I bitched about it also.

Personally I just wish the Thing cards weren't a thing & that they weren't so aware of being paper now. The game is doing better with the humor & I know the original Paper Mario had Kammy literally taped into the story in the intro but they never gave those aspects focus making them seem not like actual paper which is what I liked.

>The start of the game
>75 HP

No
This was one thing I really liked about Paper Mario, that you didn't have absurd number bloat as the game progressed

he's one of the better recurring bosses so got no reason to

i'm only pissed off about the fucking koopalings

>first pr oak
>now Bowser
NINTENDO STOP THAT SJW PANDERING NOW

>not wanting to fight blackface bowser

>sniffing paint in a nintendo game

It's not dead

Nintendo is well aware of the negativity

Color Splash was already in development by default

>Holo-Peach
>Self-delivering postcard

Remember when Peach had to put herself in danger by sneaking around the enemy base in order to send Mario vital information, simultaneously adding some fun variety to the gameplay and making her a bit more interesting than a typical damsel in distress?

She was STILL a damsel in distress

Also TTYD's peach segments were linear trash

Atleast her personality is still better than peach in anything else

Paper Jam proved that

>better recurring bosses
>piranna plant that makes HUR HUR noises, is inflation fetish, and has the super power to vomit all over the place while wearing a diaper

...

You said you wanted NON-koopaling bosses :^))

i can't help it if he triggers your autism, user

On another note Nintendo released the next Rescue V Toad episode just a bit ago:
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And here's more videos of the game:
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I don't see why Nintendo didn't show off you talking to Shy Guys like right away, it would've made the game more appealing right away.

>We want to keep the villain a surprise!
>allow someone to prematurely reveal Bowser
>cutscene that Bowser is revealed in is incredibly early and right after you rescue the first star
>But "We want to keep the villain a surprise!"

What did they mean by this?

>Peach says Bowser seems different than usual

>Not realizing there's going to be a swerve and Bowser is yet again the anti hero

1. They don't know how to market well.
2. Someone or something or maybe the black paint itself is manipulating Bowser behind the scenes.

He's not the villian

He joins you in the fight

Bowser didn't just m a g i c a l l y get black paint, someone gave it to him.

How many more years will Nintendo just KEEP having bowser? Another 20?

I don't know if I'm giving them too much credit but Peach basically tells you he's not the main villain this time around.

As a Bowser fan, the early 2000's were fucking awful for his character. Please don't make us go back to that.

the villain is is literally BLACKED paint

something with black paint powers does have more motive for stealing color than Bowser

>that Bowser theme music
I want to hate this game so much but goddamn.

the main villain is the bucket

Literally why is this character in every single game now? It's not like he was a stellar hidden gem of a character the mario universe that everyone was screaming to have bought back. Don't tell me this is one of those miyamoto things where he gets obsessed with something and forces it into the next 8 games

>all those games where Bowser's "voice" was the most lukewarm generic "guy-going-RAR" sounds ever

Gamecube was the darkest age for Bowser.

Fuck you

Petey is great

>this reddit-tier humor
Just because you're pointing out that your plot is a rehash that's been done to death doesn't make it ok for it to be a rehash that's been done to death.

This game is looking better and better

I'm going to pirate it before I see whether to buy it

I mean

Visually the game looks beautiful

I just don't want Sticker Star again

Petey really isn't in every game,he just gets random appearances every now and then as some sort of Gamecube rep. Glooper gets the same treatment except a bit less frequent. People have complained about him not being in Kart anymore too

Oh but I'm crying already. Been doing since the I saw the map in the reveal trailer.

If it's a Piranha plant boss you're either going to get a Naval Piranha-knockoff, Petey Piranha or one of those weird Dino Piranhas from the Galaxy games. Pick your poison.

Come on dude, we all knew the music was at least going to have some nick tracks. Sticker Star may be my least favorite OST in the series but it had some real nice shit in it.

I'll be baffled if we actually get a new villain or a new character in general for it

But I'm betting the whole black paint is literally it and not an actual new character

You fight bowser manipulated by black paint, and then and paint goes away

Oy vey

Previews say that, despite the mechanics being the same ones from SS, they have improved them and fighting won't be annoying anymore, since cards are easier to find. Apparently there are more dialogues too.

I'm playing the game only because I already know the experience of SS and the music

The games already garnered hate

If you already know what to expect, then you have no reason not to play it

The game looks amazing but it's the "HAHA, LOOK GUYS WERE SELF AWARE THAT THE WORLD IS MADE OF PAPER" humor that ruins the game.

None of the devs seem to understand that the original paper mario only had the paper aesthetic for stylization purposes because the game world was supposed to look like a pop up story book, hence the name "mario's story". Paper jokes were kept to a minimum and we're actually funny because you weren't expecting them every 2 seconds

So they're jabbing at their repeated pattern but still keeping to it? Retarded.

It'd be easier to move on if they weren't defiling the corpse.

>we will never have an original piranha plant boss like lava piranha again

At least it has more of a story, and Bowser looks kind of cool.

Ok, so a lot of shit has been shown off the past 6 months and the game comes out in a few weeks so I think it's time to ask this one more time.

Will you be getting Color Splash?
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>tfw the main port is literally Rogueport Harbor

EB has this option where you can borrow a game and return it a week later if you don't like it. I'll be doing that.

>No, I'll get it through some other means
I just realized that makes little sense as an answer, pretend it says "Yes" in the beginning there.

>click on video
>HAYLOW YOU LOEVELY PEOEPULL

FOR REAL HOW THE FUCK DOES HIS UGLY MUG ADD TO THE GAMEPLAY VIDEO. FUCK

I just want a paper mario that plays like a platformer, just remove the boring RPG parts and make it more dynamic

Go play Super Paper Mario then YOU FUCK.

user your taste is a special kind of shit

Yes my plan is working excellently now I just wait in the shadows.

I'm hoping they pull some sort of twist to avoid having Bowser as the final boss. Even if it's something as simple as fighting the Black Paint Star or whatever.

Haven't seen Super yet but am vaguely aware of some of the stuff that's in it.

Why doesn't Whiz/Beerus just stop this black Goku dude?

They're supreme beings who could give less fucks. Their existence and Xeno sort of defeat the purpose of everything.

and being a nudist, don't forget the nudism

I'd honestly prefer this over Sticker Star/Color Splash's mechanics.

looks like a great game