Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.

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It's time to stop.

I take it he was agreeable?

OLD MEN

He was a good man
*smack lips
What a rotten way to die

Jesus Christ, Bob, get it fucking together. You've been discussing this meeting with the senator to get me I to FEMA for years now. How long is your definition of a "week"

Don't mind me

Within six months.

It's different FEMA every week, we have to appoint you to every one of them.

MUH APPOINTMENTS

Damn it OP, I was gonna make this thread today.

Oh yes!

How much are pussycats?

WHY

Robert Page is a member of the illuminati and is even able to manipulate that elite group due to his intelligence and resources. He's also JC Dentons mother.

SPOILER ALERT

Hey guys

Get the fuck outta here Alex. No one likes your game.

Riot prods when?
Hubs in France and Russia when?
Killswitch when?
Nano-aug boss unit when?
Turning Delara when?
Adam meeting Bobby face-to-face when?

>anprim

GET PILLS AGAINST MY ORDERS! GET MOVING!

I-I do...

never

Mankind Divided sold less than Human Revolution, and they want 10 more Jensen games, good luck with that Squeeenix

Second in a row made by me. Sorry, couldn't handle no-fema-threads.

>Mankind Divided sold less than Human Revolution
source
>and they want 10 more Jensen games
just one more, don't be a faggot

You're gonna burn alright

EVERY DAY

AAAAAAAA

>just one more
It's actually at least two more.

Page?

Nah, some guys leaked some years ago that the adam jensen plotline will be a trilogy and then they'll change the MC again.
Also they were planning to develop another game with the protagonist from The Fall

Is this the most realistic phrase in vidya?

Maybe you should wait at least 3 months? HR was released 5 years ago and re-released 3 years ago.

Well...were they agreeable?

>the adam jensen plotline will be a trilogy
Yep, it's happening now. MD is the first part of the Universe trilogy.

DELETE THIS

Pardon me but back in Alabama, a guy with a tattooed forehead is gonna get us all killed.

WARNING WARNING

>Universal ammo
>literally no real inventory system
>aug canisters are universal
>hacking is an aug that needs to be unlocked with a special "rare" canister
>hacking is EXTREMELY bare bones
>weapon modifying is shit and limited as the only useful one is shooting windows w/o triggering alarms
>stealth barely works
>LITTLE TO NO CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS
>tons of bugs and exploits
>JC Denton has been turned into a complete puss in this
>all endings are shit
>worst of all, so poorly optimized that this game can barely run on even the most powerful gaming systems today

What a shitty game that was.

>>weapon modifying is shit and limited
>>stealth barely works
>>LITTLE TO NO CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS
Haven't played IW, but this is true for the original too.

>the adam jensen plotline will be a trilogy

What makes Adam Jensen so special that he gets THREE fucking games with him as the main protagonist?

These threads, they're intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain them.

Two reasons
Number 1: That's terror.
Number 2: That's terror.

he didnt asked for it

Four.

Why contain them? S'cool.

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The flight plan should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the agency.

>not sexy FemAlex with that young Laura Bailey VA

Nah.

> no skills despite being trained, state-of-the-art nanotech agent
> no augmentations except a glorified flashlight for most of the early game
> first aug you get is punching things harder or lifting shit (great)
> hacking is literally clicking a button and watching a bar go down
> weapon modifying feels pointless except for laser and scope
> stealth barely works
> people bitch at you for killing people in Castle Clinton maybe once
> game pushes non-lethal strategy, whereas shooting people in the head with a pistol is an easier, more covert and fun approach
> all endings are shit
Worst of all
> you have to leave UNATCO on the flimsiest evidence of Paul showing you an E-Mail in which he claims that UNATCO does somethign shady with 10,000 credits which in NO WAY hints at them being controller by a megalomaniacal technocrat conspirator trying to take over the world with his Illuminati/MJ12 secret societies.


Come on. Invisible war was a bad sequel to Deus Ex, I mean how do you even follow up a game like that, but the original game is no saint when it comes to the exact criticisms you had with IW.

Because Invisible War essentially made JC Denton God, unless you went with any of the other endings in which case what's wrong with you.

Never played Deus Ex. Did it aged good?

Absolutely not.
The writing still holds up really well though.

OH YES

Yes. Stick with the prod.

Absolutly, gameplay is great and the writing only gets better as it continues to parallel with modern issues.

Why do you keep posting this with the wrong picture?

UNATCO troops don't say this, a terrorist soldier in Liberty Island says this in a scripted event.

youtu.be/LbObIAIR3sA?t=5m45s This will explain.

Is this supposed to be a spoiler to anime-only memers? Because Rohan doesn't die.

>"Sorry Paul, UNATCO isn't perfect, but I'm not a terrorist."

Do you think that there was gonna be an option where you could've stayed with UNATCO?

>> no skills despite being trained, state-of-the-art nanotech agent
He had never been deployed before, frienderino. Academy training can't compare to field experience. Plus, you still get like 5k points to allocate to skills, which represents your academy training.
>> no augmentations except a glorified flashlight for most of the early game
You mean literally one level?
>> first aug you get is punching things harder or lifting shit (great)
First aug you get is enhancing your melee combat, useful if you are more of a brawler, or lifting heavier objects, which allows you to create new paths, useful if you are more of a stealth agent.
>> hacking is literally clicking a button and watching a bar go down
Because that isn't the focus of the game. I don't play Deus Ex to simulate being a l33t hack3r, I play it to explore.
>> weapon modifying feels pointless except for laser and scope
That's just your opinion, man.
>> stealth barely works
[citation needed]
>> people bitch at you for killing people in Castle Clinton maybe once
And Liberty Island, and the airfield. After that point, there's nobody in charge to talk down to you for it.
>> game pushes non-lethal strategy, whereas shooting people in the head with a pistol is an easier, more covert and fun approach
>it's easier to take a (most likely) moving target down with a
>it's more covert to shoot someone with a loud and unsilenced pistol that's liable to alert everyone in the base with the sound, and even if it is silenced, the person's death cry is still going to alert everybody who is nearby
>fun is objective
>> all endings are shit
Since this is Deus Ex... Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>Worst of all
>> you have to leave UNATCO ... societies.
Clearly you didn't actually read the DataCubes.

Why do you keep putting a full stop between

>"finalized within the week"
and
>"I've already discussed the matter"

Do you hear him pause there?

They probably considered it, but I don't think they even started working on it

Doesn't matter; don't comma splice.

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Fun Fact: If you don't train pistols, start the game, start a new game and level down your Pistols Skill, you can get 1575 points for free + your pistol skill is automatically trained again.

(The game automatically trains your pistol skill to one level if you do not allocate points into it.)

WHY CONTAIN IT

But why? It's not like pistols are actually good or anything.

This is what happens if you turn a PC game into a console one.

Simplification up the arse.

Who cares, it's a free 1575 points regardless.

We are 100% BLACK.

>half the toilets in UNATCO HQ are never flushed

Ok, I work with pigs.

>toilets in apartments are never flushed

Crack addicts can't be bothered, I get it.

>brother never flushes his toilet

Paul... what the fuck man...

>this theme continues everywhere in the game
>nobody fucking flushes the toilet
>the entire world lives like degenerate filthy animals
>visit MJ12 faciltiies
>most of the toilets are always flushed

Bobby... I approve of your vision of the world.

If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, let it drown.

everyone is conserving water because of the ecological crisis going on.

this guy gets it

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Desperate.

>I HAVE OPENED THE MAYOR

What did he mean by this?

old men, are the future!

to be fair it would be hard to have a hacking system worse than the one in the original deus ex
did IW actually manage it?

and about the consequences, yeah you can affect the plot a little in deus ex but in general i've always been under the impression that deus ex offered the player a lot of choice in regards to gameplay but not much in the way of story like a "real" RPG

JC looks like he's at least in his late 30s, electronic old men indeed

He looks a lot younger in the PS2 version though

youtu.be/Ftc_Pbhb3IE?t=2m23s
In time, a successor will come.

Homeless people kidnapped the soldiers and injected them with death!

All IW takes is a few seconds of time for the bar to complete. No lockouts, no risk of alarm. Only possible consequence is if you're hacking something in the open where someone/thing can wander up and catch you doing it before you're done.

To be fair though, it does let you manually control turrets instead of just switching their IFF. It's rarely useful, like bot domination, but it's nice.

That supposed to be you?

No, but this is you

Still looks like you're projecting.

It definitely shows it's age when it comes to graphics, some parts of gameplay like AI, and voice acting budget, but it's still fun. The only part that really aged horribly is graphics, and even then, it only bothers me because HR and MD exist which messes up immersion somewhat.

Can you fight Simons in Paris? I remember fighting him once in Paris.

Pic related, it's you.

His special trait is Square's wish to milk the series dry.

Soon they'll make MD: Directors Cut 4K, you know it's coming.

see

No, Gunther's at the end of Paris. Simons doesn't show up until oceanlab.

>he was the last of the mechs. Next time, you'll face someone of your own abilities

FUCK OFF I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK OFF FUCK OFF ASSHOLE FUCK OFF FUCK YOU FUCKING PRICK FUCK OFF I HATE YOU!!

good taste nigger
i wonder, is there any mod that make the core of IW not shit?

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Yes. Keep posting this old meme until it dies.

Which one of you is it in that furfag thread?

www.duckduckgo.com
search there, HR sold much more than MD

Layoffs at Eidos Montreal when?

It happens in other games too but Invisible War is an extreme case. What's worse is that some changes seem like they weren't made because of technical limitations, but just because the developers had an insultingly low opinion of console users' intelligence.

I feel really bad now. Sorry,

>>all endings are shit

>Not going templar ending