Storyline is bad

>storyline is bad
>gameplay is bad

Why did you lie to me to buy this again?

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Buy fallout 4 my dude

>I wish my game had black people in it so I could watch Triss and Yennefer get fucked by the biggest bull ever

What did he mean by this?

If you needed someone to tell you to acquire this game then you're not part of the target demographic
Despite all the casualization of the genre, there are still people like you that are too casual for RPGs.

Go play Battlefield 1, Overwatch or some other turd designed for your kind.

You walked into it with this mindset then blame yourself fagget

Those are two trash examples, but FPS is objectively the best genre you faggot

It is a widely accepted fact that FPS is the worst genre and RPG the best.

Action adventure games, which are 99% of AAA game productions, are somewhere down the little, with quality depending on how many RPG mechanics they have.

s/little/middle/

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what is the best 2016 rpg user?
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see? You can even tell me one good enough

Now that everyone seems to be shitting on it, I kinda like it.

Whats the best 2016 fps?

Here is your (you)

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>bait is bad

why did I reply to this again?

Arma 3 apex
Verdun (1.0)

This is a joke, right?

>2016
>rpg
Last RPG game was released 6 years ago.

No
Can you "joke" with me about those good 2015 rpgs user?

>It is a widely accepted fact that FPS is the worst genre and RPG the best.
[Citation Needed]

Shouldn't have fallen to the CDPR shilling.

It was just released in early access: Divinity: Original Sin 2.

>poles
>shilling in english

ayyy
siema pl

its bad dont play it

>an early access
>best 2016 rpg

so the genre is just dead, I see

>someone was actually buttmad enough to make this image

bloede hell

I'm the guy who posted the fact that FPS is the best genre, I fucking hate RPGs

Your taste in FPS is shit

>GOTY awards

You realize it was primarily people trying to rile up sony ponies with the whole "TLOU most awarded game in existence", right? You can't be stupid enough to think it was otherwise.

(you)

Go back to your call of duty on your ps4 user

>Witcher
>Not casual

Witcher 3 is as casual as it gets. It's literally equivalent to an Assassin's Creed action adventure title rather than a full RPG.

Of course Witcherfags have never played a real RPG other than their shitty Polish action game series

>Le realistic meme FPS XDD
>I don't play kiddie FPS like CoD I'm an enlightened gamer XDD
>Give me upboats look at how realistic this meme game is r/gaming XDD

>being this desperate for (you)s

Here (you) go m8.

Nah FO4 and DAI have it beat.

Yeah, I will. Because it's the most polished and fun "muh army man realism ADS and sprint XD" series on the market now. Games like that are cancer but among the cancer it's the only one that's fun and well-made.

I'm waiting on a fast paced FPS renaissance, DOOM is a good sign of things to come.

Go on, list some of these real RPG that such a cool guy like you is playing.

Which is worse?

Hey, at least one doesn't have a single non-white in it and doesn't have any gays or trannies

>DOOM
>good

Must be pretty hard to live with your taste surgicaly removed

No they don't. Even FO4 and DAI as terrible as they are have more customization, mechanics, and more RPG resembles than casualized Witcher 3.

What you're playing in Witcher 3 is essentially one character with one type of play style and a small handful of skills - which is what Assassin's Creed or Fable is.

What's worse that even with all the problem the game has (Graphics downgrade, bad combat, etc). CDPR cucks (notably Reddit) still shill this game

I hate this place.

Hi Todd

DOOM is good. If you can actually say that it's a bad game, in full earnest, then you've lost touch with reality.

You're not alone

>it's not an RPG unless it starts with a completely blank slate character

that's just one type of RPG you dumbfuck

Witcher 3 is not an rpg

slightly related, how the fuck do I install this on GoG?

I went to install part 1 and it took me to the installer window, but then it said installer files missing(the other 7, probably)

>Witcher 3 is not an rpg

"waaahhh this game is bad because there's blacks and trannies in it and no proper representation of white men and white struggles!"

- modern day alt-right nu-SJW's

>thinking DOOM is good
>thinking that others lost touch with reality

the amount of irony is disturbing Earth magnetic field here

Same spam thread thebull94 has been making for over a year now with "story is bad" twist.

it's time to stop posting

It's sad. A redditer, a Biocuck, and a Shitposted waging his little one-cuck war against CDPR on a Chinese cartoon board.

Non-GOTY gog version is a fucking serious shitty mess.
The easiest solution to do is to install galaxy, use it to install W3 and then remove galaxy.

CDPR should fucking done something with this shit long ago

but...but...the witcher 3 is an rpg! the game casualized doesn't mean anything....! but...but we're not casuals we're true rpg players!! go back to your call of duty!!!

Witcherfags should go back to their containment board of Reddit, since all of you CDPR-cucks worship this game

Baiting Reddit not enough for you Thebull94? When it's 2017 and you're still shitposting about W3 in between your DA2 sessions will you ever realize that CDPR can't be beat?

Have another (you)

Well the story isn't very good.

Wild Hunt could have worked if they actually had scenes, and they were done a bit differently.

But it didn't work

>choices matter
>character customization
>skill builds
>choices matter
ebin

DOOM is good. How good it is is subjective, like I'd rate it as the best modern FPS ever created, but there is no actual way anyone could claim it's not at least a good, solid game.

>Still shilling this shitty action movie game

It's 2016 now. This game stole GOTY over Bloodeborne because Redditors like yourself suck CDPR's Polish AIDS infested cock

(you)

So I still won't be able to customize my appareance ?
Dropped.

>Caring about GOTY
>Caring about last year's GOTY

This thread

Wow, triggered enough to open new Kalashnikow assembly plant

What were they like in the books? Do the books explain in painstaking detail how edgy their armors are and the reason for it?

I mean is this really better?

PS:T didn't let you customize but it's still the GOAT.

This game suffers from having its lore originating in books.

The story is designed so that you are SUPPOSED to read the books in order to understand anything.

You can't role-play in a game where the lore is just not even attempted to be communicated decently to you.

co kurwa did you say cioto?

The armor yes. It's to scare bumfuck superstitious peasants. Presumably so people will be to scared to fight back.

I thought so too without reading the books but the game then just confused me.

While you were on their world talking to Ge'ls, a guard comes by and you have to leave quickly

The guard has the same edgy armor. Also Eredin in the cutscene where he kills his king wears the same armor.

>The story is designed so that you are SUPPOSED to read the books
It literally isn't

>The story is designed so that you are SUPPOSED to read the books in order to understand anything.
I didn't even play the previous games and I got it.
>Yen is Geralt's ex-girlfriend but they still like one another
>Same for Triss
>Ciri is his adopted daughter and apprentice
>Zoltan and Dandalion are his bros
>Emhyr is a prick
>The Wild Hunt are assholes
>Witchers are monster killers but are almost extinct
It's really not hard if you're not retarded.

>Shit hack and slash gameplay, no strategy or thought involved

>Shitty overly dramatic story

>Final bosses get rekt 1 by 1 by a mortal amnesiac gigolo with grey hair and his adopted daughter like a bunch of cucks

>All weapon designs look like shit, all armor designs look the exact same

>Lack of a proper open world, rather we have small hub world areas. Look at Kaer Morhen, it's completely empty mountains and forests other than the fortress

>Downgraded graphics

>Lack of mod support or any longevity like Skyrim did

>>storyline is bad
>>gameplay is bad
at least i know im not alone in thinking this

Have another (you)

Doubly not hard if you played Witcher 2, since literally all of that is explained in THAT game, too.

Because they're all part of an elite unit. Ge'els is a VIP so he gets the best bodyguards. They keep the armor on because even though it wouldn't scare their own people it still marks them as part of an elite unit and thus deserving of respect.

You might be retarded user this isn't fucking Tolkien.

>Again

Why did you buy it twice? Why are you playing on a console?

penis of rivia

All of the wild hunt is confusing.

In the old european legends they're supposed to be mounted specters riding across the sky.

In the first game, the king of the Wild Hunt is able to summon the ghost of Leo (or it's apparation or something)

Then in chapter 4 he is collecting spirits to be his riders.

But in TW3 they ignore TW1,but they also ignore the european legends. Why didn't they bother to make them fly in at least one scene?

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>JUST Geralt still looks better
How do you want your Dragon Age senpai?

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Shitposter on suicide watch

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half of that is not true and it has nothing to do with it being a RPG
>get rekt
>change subject

>>All weapon designs look like shit, all armor designs look the exact same
>realistic weapons look bad
guess that just your shit taste
>armors look the same
that not true

The better explanation is that they didn't bother to crate

Aen_Elle_guard and eredin_casual for just one scene

W1 is a mess. When it's not rehashing the books it's outright contradicting them. Take pic related for example, vampirism explicitly doesn't work like that in the Witcher.

>these armors are fucking stupid
>it's purposely edgy to scare peasants
>then why do they wear them at home when there are no dumb peasants around
>elite unit

Make up your mind

That's the "real" reason but like I proved it doesn't take fucking Tolkien to think of a reason for them to keep the armor on even at home.

>i will just make up shit in my mind the game never mentions so I can defend them being lazy on an image board

no

>IT MADE MONEY SO ITS GOOOOOD BUY MY GAME

fucking gas yourself polack.

I never said they were stupid retard. That was all you. That you are so dumb that you can't grasp that they might wear the armor at home because they are an elite unit, and it differentiates them from other Aen Elle's is the best case for post-birth abortion I've seen.

so how does it work?

never read the books

ebin, dood ;^)

>Why do they do this?
>Well here's an idea
>REEEEEEE
Retard please.

No it makes no sense why you would wear dumb edgy armor at home while you give preformance enhancers to your king

Dumb frogposter.

Why would your parents keep you when your IQ makes niggers look smart?