What are some jokes only gamers will get?

What are some jokes only gamers will get?

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I've fucked ur girlfriend.
LOL

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>these "jokes"

Those jokes were written by Jovial Bob Stine, right?

Your life

post the edit

*upvotes*

this is so bad, it hurts

Those aren't jokes.

Those are the scribblings of a madman.

>did you hear a skeleton?
Spooped

>He
fucking sexist smfh

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Is the joke that minecraft players are autistic and since autists have a hard time understanding humor they won't get that the "jokes" aren't funny, or even jokes?

"GG"

Anthony Birch

How do you even classify this? Can you even call this jokes?

*thp*

Those are so bad holy shit

and probably things like
>gg no re
>scrub
>get raped
>boom headshot!

saying most of those things in the real world around people who dont also play games makes you sound like a nutcase

Brings me back

I've seen so many things over the years that very few actually upset me but this is one of them. This makes me mad without fail.

It's some kind of new level of awfulness I didn't know existed until I saw someone post these "jokes" the first time on here and now that I know this hell exists I'll never have peace of mind again.

>saying most of those things in the real world around people who dont also play games makes you sound like a nutcase
>browses chanchanchanchan

Sup Forums = reddit 2.0 holy shit please wake me up

Go back to bed gramps the new age of memes is here.

Kek, you gonna be okay?

Fuck off, tryhard.

>tryhard
>2016
>Sup Forums

I mean, who isn't?

arrow to the kneed a better joke

Ive been meming since you were in diapers

Also, as much as I hate it, that may not actually be a terrible way of making shapespeare relatable to teens and putting it in an easy to understand format so they can get the just of what's going on. Although I dont know why schools always pick the worst shakespeare plays to cover. Hamlet/romeo and juliet were so fucking gay, A midsummer night's dream is so superior

i find this hilarious

I've been here for over a decade, fuck you. And I dont go around spouting Sup Forums things irl either, because it would make me look like a nutcase. You gotta contain your power level

That'd be a good idea if it was the story which mattered in Romeo and Juliet. If you remove Shakespeare's writing, it's a worthless book.

People who aren't blatantly new and feel the need to compensate by acting like a turbosperg tool?

I NEED THIS.

Good evening my fellow redditors.

Othello is the best one, fite me irl

Romeo & Juliet is probably covered because so many other works bite off it (and even R&J wasn't exactly unique back then)

I don't understand why people still think shakespeare plays are classy or worth anything. His plays were for low class people with the most cliche plots imaginable. This shit might have been good 400 years ago but it sure as fuck aint good today and no amount of archaic language will make it good or classy.

*by acting like a cynical elitist who hates everything

It should definitely have the "omg lol ilu juliet XD" writing and shakespeare's original side by side, I agree. I think it would have quite a bit of value then. As I said I still think its dumb, but it would probably would engage more kids than straight vanilla shakespeare does (if you think they actually enjoy reading that shit you're so wrong).

Spending 20 minutes on one page trying to figure out what the fuck some guy was talking about 400 years ago is a total waste of time I think

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Hahaha

12
2L

really makes you stink

>barakoopa
poor choice of a pun

Wat

the last 2 are kind of clever at least

Where are jokes?

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this is some anti-humor shit isnt it

tfw its real

the cake is a lie LMAO

fuck me I laughed

man amazon self-publishing is the worst thing to happen to the human race literally ever

even worse than stalin

only in the ironic sense

This can't be real

Hamlet is an incredible play, but I don't know why Romeo and Juliet is taught so much more often. They should teach Othello, King Lear, Macbeth, and the plays in the Shakespeare's histories more in school imo. Anyway, reading Shakespeare is not about getting the gist or sparknotes of what happens (like this garbage book does). If you simplify his plays to plot points you miss all the depth of language, humor, metaphors, drama, basically everything that makes Shakespeare good.

We were taught Orthello at school (UKfag) and Romeo & Juliet too.

>tfw there's a sequel

>Hamlet is an incredible play, but I don't know why Romeo and Juliet is taught so much more often.
It's simpler. I did Romeo & Juliet in grade 7 or 8.

I think it's just covered to make sure students can read.

>that feel when playing the sims to escape your shitty life

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

XD right my fellow gamer girls!?

A party walks into an inn and sit on a table. The owner asks them: Why are your weapons out? Mimics- the party answers. The inn owner laughs, the party laughs, the table laughs.

>He uses a Luigi Board
Okay, I did kek a little

Well I think (at least in the US) that there are certain national standards for what qualifies as an English education in public schools (for middle and high schoolers), so that's why Romeo and Juliet is always taught. But I think the reason that people tend to hate Shakespeare is that their only introduction to him is a poorly taught version of Romeo and Juliet (one of the most overdone plays).

fuck off

first the super hero videos on youtube where they eat "shit" and now a book where the punchline is s character farting a lot. I don't know if this is autism or something worse

>I've seen this post before, they haven't, must be redditors.

12th night and much ado about nothing are better

>Damage controlling newfag
Regardless of if it's been posted, if you respond in such a manner your a fucking facebook 9gag tier faggot.
Fuck off and murder yourself multiple times.

Why was the Vault Dweller in a bad mood?

He FELLOUT of the bed!

knock knock?
>who's there?

crash and some one else

>crash and someone else, who?

crash and the coot

The problem is that Shakespearean English is a real barrier to entry on these works. Which is why I think it's so hard to teach them to younger kids.

>national education standards in the US

Not on your life, Jeb

Shakespeare is usually middle/high school shit.

What did Gandhi do to his enemies?

He nuked them!

>Luigi Board
Sensible kekkles

Yeah I agree with that, I don't think that Shakespeare should be taught to middle schoolers since they're too young to get it. I had a much better experience in college reading Shakespeare than in middle school where all they taught was Romeo and Juliet.

haha I bet it smells

>He was destroyed!
Holy fuck

Why did Stalin invade Western Europe?

He had a MAMMOTH TANK of a tootheache!

YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWHICH!!!

Lol this is pretty good

>luigi board
does that imply pronouncing luigi "looee-djaye" ?

>FTFY
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How did Link open the pickle jar?

He had to TRIFORCE!

Who was Hitler's favorite pokémon?
His third raichu.

Why do Koopas underlings have trouble talking to women?

They're Shy Guys!

kek

The Redeemer

How did BJ Blazkowicz win the drinking contest?

He WOLFED down the entire STEIN!

are those eyes photoshopped?

What happened when Mario fought the Koopa King?
He was destroyed!

so, does anyone actually have the OP's pdf?

I smiled and let out a quick exhale from my nose

What are some memes only normies will understand?

I'm actually kind of surprised, the guy hit on a decent amount of the interesting points/questions in the play, although it did seem like the kind of analysis you find in sparknotes.

I dun get it

what in the wolf did you just howlin say,ya little milksop?

Something about Queens and flek.

But King Lear and Hamlet are being taught all the time.

At least where I'm from.

Yo momma so fat when she uses a silver talisman she turns into drangleic castle.