The main character of the last game you played has been replaced mt s
Steven Seagal
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The main character of the last game you played has been replaced mt s
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Thomas Cooper
Alan Wake
>Run for 5 seconds and become out of breath.
Hmm, it's actually an improvement on Alan's run duration.
Justin Howard
God damn he got fat as shit
Kevin Ortiz
SNATCH
Ethan Green
Christ! That's not fat, I keep telling you guys. He's just carrying around a lot of gear, plus protection.
Luke Harris
EVERY
Cameron Hernandez
>QP Shooting Dangerous
Cringier dialogue and lots of dead OJs.
Bentley Rodriguez
pause the webm at 7 seconds. he's fat.
Gavin Bailey
LOO
Jose Mitchell
you see his fucking flak? who the fuck from the wardrobe department gets their balls ripped off for putting a flak on this fat mother fucker and gave him protection that looks like a fat guy wearing a vest and it can't button.
Thomas Martinez
I get to kill every birthday boy and cremate every boss.
Gabriel Barnes
Holy shit he is fat as fuck now
Aaron Allen
>Batman: Arkham Asylum
FUND IT
Josiah Ward
No, NO! STOP IT!
Juan Nelson
obligatory
Ryan Evans
>Press X to EASY
Jason Jackson
What, is this a meme or something? I mean, there is a point in there that it shows a side view of him and that thing is fatness incarnate, is this a Sup Forums thing?
Cooper Powell
...
Joseph Foster
>Steven Seagal was my hero as a kid
>tfw seeing him like this now
DELETE THIS
Hunter Taylor
>Fallout New Vegas starting Steven Seagal
Fuck yeah
Zachary Howard
>First boss is a game developer
>Game ends with Steven Seagal giving a 5-minute speech about how vidya is evil
Jonathan Sullivan
He turned into a real fat sack of shit didn't he?
Nicholas Martinez
...
Samuel Ramirez
William Nguyen
Just started DR2 and no one has died yet. Would Segal survive replacing MC?
Cooper Thomas
>Splatoon
He'd cover half the map when he gets splatted!
Grayson Cox
...
Adam Hernandez
Well, his body just morphed into a form that could host his sack of shit personality
Mason Johnson
>when you so fat they push you around in a skateboard
Jaxon Martin
Wait, did he just jack some dead soldiers' shit?
Jayden Stewart
someone post the seagal WEBM of him going around corners with a pistol.
Caleb Hughes
Someone post Steven Seagals hit reggae song
>zi wan' de punani zibby zobby zay
Mason Moore
Gotta get those rations
Brandon Ortiz
>pull out a gun
>move in close
Joseph Lopez
Truly evolution helping him find his niche in the ecosystem of hollywood.
Gabriel Miller
Gets me every time
Tyler Howard
It sure says something that even other piece of shit actors can't stand him and thats not even going into the times he embarassed hgimself in front of actual soldiers
Bentley Richardson
...
Brandon Ramirez
Levi Perez
>Those slurred lyrics and fake as fuck accent
>He just randomly decided to get the most straight off the boat Jamaican girl he could find for a duet
>He's holding an electric guitar but the song is some weird techno shit
Isaac Green
>doom
So basically a Hideous Destructor.
>colourful hell
Fucked.
Wyatt Moore
>H-he's fast!
Jordan Sullivan
Guacameelee. Thatd be some funny shit.
I feel like this could work very well
Robert Kelly
>so fat you can't even talk
Michael Scott
lady saw is actually a famous lady, man
Juan Smith
Do you want to be buried or cremated?
Josiah Myers
>Medal of Honor Warfighter
NOTHING CHANGES
Cooper Hall
I keep imagining that the southpark interpretation of this fat shit head is pretty much spot on
Alexander Carter
Yall talkin shit bout this great man?
Samuel Foster
...
Gabriel Price
>holding it like a fucking bazooka
he has no fucking idea what hes doing
Wyatt Thompson
Holy fuck, I didn't realize she was the one that sang that Sycamore tree song at first.
But either way, what the fuck was Steven Segall thinking? What is it with famous actors that think they can just go into other genres of entertainment? Just look at Will Smith's kids. Fucking Christ.
Austin Fisher
But he's an expert. You should ask him about his Infinity sometime.
Leo Cooper
I didn't know he made a movie about the UK and their people.
Xavier Reyes
see
he's crazy, my man
Elijah Ramirez
there was food in it
John Torres
...
Jacob Bell
>seagal about to take a piss
>black guy goes "Easy... EASYYY"
No seriously what the fuck did he mean by this
Leo Reyes
Why are all 80's action heroes so JUSTed? I blame capeshit.
Easton Brown
how does he not know to put the butt on his shoulder-neck area place. I barely shoot so someone who's been pretending to for years should.
David Robinson
Suck is life in Detroit.
Chase Adams
You can blame Ahnold for Van Damme. He wasn't the same after Predator.
Adrian Carter
Some other ãnon said in a previous thread that Seagal doesn't even look sad here, just annoyed.
Isaiah Evans
I lose all my customers and the bar shuts down within a week
Evan Turner
His daughter is doing alright
Juan Ross
I'm pretty sure he's extremely anti-gun.
He just doesn't care to find out how to do it properly.
Nathaniel Ortiz
what if his piss was explosive?
Parker Powell
>MGS V
Sprinting is 99% slower, CQC improves significantly.
Nathan Thomas
Steve is actually a massive gun nut and enjoys shooting them off with is police friends.
He is, however, a zeppelin now
Logan Bennett
...
Nathan Bennett
I don't think it can fit in there due to the neck fat.
Ryan Garcia
God, this is gold bait for /k/
Anthony Adams
Oh wow I didn't know any of this, I just remembered him from those movies where he was a stone cold badass, jesus fuck
>Seagal also discussed Anderson Silva, equally annoyingly in its own way.
>"With me he's already been very, very, very humble," said Seagal. "He either fears me pretends to fear me. He's a consummate gentleman, a great student and a great friend. To me he's the way I'd want any of my students or friends to be."
He is completely and utterly insane
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Asher Fisher
>D44M
We wouldn't even get to the ripping part, and lets just forgetting the tearing.
Joshua Long
Did you see that longslide widebuddy he was talking about?
Jaxon Long
Maybe because they're getting fucking old
Nolan Martin
He learned the Blues from the masters in Chicago back in the '50s, he was so good that they always said "that mutha ain't white!" after hearing him performing. I get that you are just a stupid manchildren that has never achieved anything in life, but being bitter about someone that succeed at everything he tried like Seagal won't get you anywhere
Tyler Bailey
What are the best Seagal movies?
Cameron Jackson
Surprisingly nothing.
Wyatt Williams
>Dark Souls 3
I guess I'll stomp around in a courtyard then.
Caleb Bailey
Actually nevermind, I looked it up and he's a different kind of crazy.
Jayden Allen
Wait what? I thought he was pro-gun at least most of his current actual fans like him for something like that
Evan Green
>Borderlands
Oh wow.
Nathaniel Murphy
But he was born in 1952?
Eli Flores
The only thing he's succeeded in is adding about five chins to his neck.
Owen Adams
>Dark Souls 3
Finally a game where Steven Seagal can move at the same speed as the character.
Gavin Bennett
The moment he put the shield on the gun he would become a stationary fixture, he also wouldn't be able to rappel
Juan Price
user.
The 80's were almost forty years ago.
Mason Cruz
>You can blame Ahnold for Van Damme
No, you can blame heroin
Justin Torres
But he's right though. Look at the false flagging that went on with Sandy Hook, or that Batman theatre shooting
Isaiah Ramirez
Aiden Jones
Yeah, I had him confused with someone else.
Blake Stewart
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thomas Rogers
Yeah the CIA/Illuminati needed to create a false flag shooting because they're SO rare in the USA!
Nicholas Anderson
No MRE left behind
Lincoln Morris
...
Lincoln Perry
ME WANT THE PUNANI
Brody Stewart
Hudson Anderson
>pentakill with a Karate Chop without hitting
Benjamin Myers
He's saying easy so Stephen can stop clenching his asshole and piss easier.
I'd rather be a bitter nobody than someone who was previously respected, fucked up their career, and now is the butt of tons of jokes.
You gotta work on your shitposting, buddy. There wasn't enough sarcasm desu.
>He learned the blues from the masters in Chicago
You should have talked about that "kick he perfected" for 35 years, you would have got me to at least chuckle that way.