DEAR HUMANITY

DEAR HUMANITY,

WE REGRET

CUMMING TO CORTANA

PLEASE UNDERSTAND

HOORAH

PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED

THE CORE

STICK WITH THE MASTER CHIEF

TWO STICKS

BETCHA CAN'T STICK IT

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

RAGGEDY
ASS
FLEET

GLASSED PLANETS HAVE BAD RECORDS

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

THANKS AGAIN

60 TONS OF H-E SPEWING DEE VINE INTERVENTION

SAY WHAT

...

YOU TOLD ME YOU'D DRESS NICE

BIG, FAT, XENO DICK

ARBITER

SEND ME OUT WITH A BANG

ladies like armor plating

A BELLY FULL OF LEAD AND A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN

FOLKS NEED HEROES CHIEF

WE GOT JACKALS IN THE COURTYARD

ON THE STREETS- DOWN LOW

OH I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE

>Playing Halo 1 co-op
>Get to a part where Johnson is talking to a group of marines
>Game's audio fucks up
>Johnson says something like "Lets show those alien bastards we [incomprehensible static and voice noises]
>lose our shit laughing because of the timing of it
>Later start getting graphical glitches like the flashlight having a disco ball effect instead of working properly

You rarely see bugs like that in console games nowadays.

GO GO GO

FOR A BRICK HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD

YOU DONT LIKE ME

FOR A BRICK, HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD

FOR A BRICK HE FLEW, PRETTY GOOD

WHATS THE MATTER BIG SHOT

CANT START YOUR OWN PARTY?

GET TACTICAL, MARINES

MACKENZIE
PEREZ

HOW'S OUR EXIT?

FOR A BRICK, HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD

SO
YA BEAT THE HALO DEMO

MASTER CHIEF? MORE LIKE, MAJOR SPLEEF.
*bong rip over radio*

I don't remember this quote

MENDOZA GET YOUR ASS BACK UP TO SECOND SQUAD'S POSITION AND FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

THIS IS IT, BABY
hold me

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ARMORY, SPLIT-LIPS

WE WILL GRIND THEM INTO DUST

SEE THIS LOOK? IT'S TERROR

fuck off mars
-saturn

FOR A BRICK, HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD

MARINE, DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BITCH?

I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DADDY

TANK BEATS GHOST

TANK BEATS HUNTER

TANK BEATS EVERYTHING

OH MAN, I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY

TANK BEATS PHANTOM

COULD WE POSSIBLY MAKE ANY MORE NOISE

I miss him. The only wrongdoing Bungie did IMO was killing him off for tension.

DON'T SHAKE THE LIGHTBULB

TANK BEATS NIGGER

Halo trilogy was pretty alright

I'm really glad I stopped playing these games after ODST.

I NEED A WEAPON

I only played Halo 3, ODST, and Reach
How pleb am I?

You should probably play 1 and 2 when you can. You'll need a crack to play on PC though. I fucking hate Windows Live, they didn't even leave a way to get around the drm for people who bought legit copies.

How they gonna keep the series fresh without Sergeant Dude, y'know?

THEN THEY MUST LOVE THE SMELL OF BVLGARI.

YEAH I'M DOING A LITTLE PRODUCT PLACEMENT!

I GOTTA GET PAID TOO!

2 multiplayer was great but singleplayer you can skip unless you just want more Halo. 1 is still worth playing.

3 should've been the end, though.
But we all know how AAA series never die.

Dear Sarge; Kicking ass in outer space. Wish you were here

I HEARD THAT
JACKASS