Shadow Ball

>Shadow Ball
>Shadow Ball
>roll backwards to the sides of the stage
>rinse and repeat
Why the fuck do I play this game

because you're autistic

Watch his behavior and try to think of ways that don't put you where he wants you

I WANT TO FUCK MEWTWO

Just beat some Corn as regular samus

Learn to adapt and try to have fun. If you're not feeling up for some FG then hit up someone in smashladder or the Sup Forumskend smash threads. They may be dangerously cancerigenous at times, but still beats 1v1 FG

Simple. You're a retard. The only escape is suicide.

People complain about Smash 4's rolls, have you tried punishing Sheik's rolls in Melee? Fuck that shit. And if you get grabbed once it's over.

wrong pic

if you're going to be autistic with a video game, at least do it with melee. The fact that you take games seriously as a competitive format is bad enough, but you could at least play the most competitive of the smashes.

>it's a mewtwo
>he starts to dtilt spam

I rarely see any samus players on the 3DS. Hell, the 3DS is mostly homogenized when it comes to for glory picks

Is everyone on the wii u?

Because you haven't bothered to sell it or go to locals.

>be a mewtwo main
>don't do what op says but try to mix up my moves from dtilting, spacing f-airs, hitting with the a button, or teleport shenanigans.

If projectiles are such a pain for your boihole then why dont you play a character with a reflector?

>hoovy main
>never taunt
>have fun
>get "ggs" in fg
>try little mac
>k.o punch everywhere
>dat armour
>begin to taunt
>playees begin to rage
>mfw

Mac has turned me into everything I hate. But it feels so good.

Nothing wrong with mac

He goes offstage like a chump but if you're good at catching people's bad rolling / air dodge habits and know when to throw your punches you're a death machine. You have to play smart around good macs so obviously there's gonna be a lot of tears

Because Mewtwo has his own, and in a shadow ball reflect off, he wins.

You stay the fuck away from mai hasubando

>Guy picks Mario
>Grab
>Down throw
>Up tilt
>Up tilt
>Up tilt
>Up tilt
>Up air
>Up smash when you can no longer spam up tilt

You're a dumb fuck if you play Mario.

I like the impactful feeling of that double explosion jump punch.

You're a brain dead idiot and I would destroy you 1v1. Oh and I couldn't forget: Mario's always go for a fucking f-air off stage when you recover, but they never hit it. Enough of your Jewish character.

That just sounds like Smash 4 in general.

But I love his cape

>those thighs
When did mewtwo get so THICC?

Nah, I never land that noise.
Having no footing terrifies me so I'd rather wait for you to come back and immediately use any fast falling attack my character has when launched.

It's a flowchart game. You can only do the same shit with every character. Like with Ness, it's just down throw, f-air, f-air and another fucking f-air.

Falcon has the fastest dash grab or whatever, so you know that when you face a Falcon - they're likely going to just run at you. I throw a gordo at them and 95% of the time, it hits because Falcon's do the same shit, too.

These.

Smash 4 makes me regret not buying Guilty Gear instead. Such a shit game.