Fuck this game. How is this game even considered good?

Fuck this game. How is this game even considered good?

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git gud

So you got shot from behind and fell off a baclony?

What's the problem here?

What ps4 theme are u using?

he got shot from behind and flew to the right and over the balcony

git gud phil.

yea. and? if you get shot from the back while on top of a balcony then you're going to fall off

Get fucked Phyllis

>he got that mad about this he actually felt the need to record himself ragequit and then post it on Sup Forums

i am LMAOing at ur life kid

shock wave

Just from this post, you seem like you don't enjoy any video games at all. A real cynical cunt.

lol fuck u Phill

>Fucking newfags

Phil Burnell sure sounds like a whiny faggot

hurrrrrhrhruhrhuh newfags fags fags do i fit in yet

>mentally disabled
>defending utter shit game design
>plays Overwatch

I see a pattern.

>not knowing who Phil Burnell is on Sup Forums

even if you don't like e-celebs, surely you must know who DSP is

Is this an actual law of nature I'm not aware of or is this person lierally one of the dumbest human beings in this world?

>heavy rain avatar
way to destroy your stance

>PS4

The game is like ten years old. Stop being a pussy.

>calling someone kid
>that orthography
>can't into subtle banter and has to resort to "...your life..." shitposting
>defends shit game design

What happened to Sup Forums?

>typical frogposting 'please like me, guys' moron

go get 'em champ

Nothing personnel kid

how do i turn off time limit

>people buy and play games that they already played on the last gen system.

why? there is no real upgrade here. better framerate? less aliasing? is it really worth it?

AH AH AH AH AH AH WOOOOWW, fuck this broken piece of shit dude, seriously

pirated it for the nostalgia, m8. didn't buy it twice

Why are you so mad user?

Dumb alt-right posters

I never owned an Xbox360, this is my first time playing the OG Dead Rising.

> it takes that long to close down the game

buyer's remorse general"?

It's just a meme bro

>buying pcwannabes
>not expecting this shit
welcome to ps3/360 generation

Do people really not know who Phil Burnell / DSP is?

He forgot to save! what a mad man.

i'm supposed to know?

Can I get a link? I'm broke as shit and don't want to break out my 360

Newfag

Link to audio? Phil's only good when he's angry and stupid.

WEEEEELLLLLLLL

youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9yAURH0zY

Skip to 16:12

Better stick to Uncharted, kid.

>pulling his t shirt down hoping nobody will notice his fat

what is even the point of being self conscious at that stage?

>Phil Burnell

Some next gen shit right here

And?

If this triggers you then you would probably have a brain haemmorage playing any game from 1999 or earlier.

>that webm
>making fun of harbleu
>not knowing that he's literally our guy and won the shazbowl

fuck off newfag

Not him but I know nothing of e-celebs or DSP. Explain?

Gtfo e-celeb cancer

>>>/reddit/

>Someone serves you shit on a platter
>Refuse to eat it
>WOW I USED TO EAT SHIT BACK IN THE DAY ALL THE TIME...

Yeah nice logic there.
>

i bet the fat one thinks he's subtle

How many shots did it take you to set this up?

WOW

Read the thread retard.

I don't ever remember that bullshit happening in the 360 version.

I didn't even know people liked this game until recently. I thought it was widely regarded as a mediocre and forgettable game.

>calling phil e-celeb cancer
>not knowing he's always been our guy

I think you're the one who needs to go back

The advantage is being able to read the text.

You thought wrong Phil.

I want to see him fighting the convicts.

>Don't enjoy Looney Toons style

Fuck you faggot, you don't deserve fun

BUT DONT YOU KNOW THERE IS PEOPLE WHO JUST GOT INTO GAMING WHO NEVER PLAYED THE GAME BEFORE??? THIS IS FOR THEM, NOT FOR MONEY! THATS WHY THERES 5 QAZILLION RE-RELEASES, BECAUSE PUBLISHERS CARE ABOUT PEOPLE!

it's proto-shit and since it was the only worthwile non-full-shit game on the Shitbox Threeshitty it was hailed as a masterpiece.
Same with Nintendicksuckers and everything that came after the Gamecube - huge inferiority complex that gets masked by pretending shit games are good or even great/amazing.

Its a new theme that came with the 4.00 update, just go to your themes, it should be there.

The only mention of Phil as "our guy" was in that one e-celeb chart and a dozen or so contrarian threads from 2014/2015.

>that they already played
I never played it because I never had a 360 though.
But I did play 2.

it was. it's just Sup Forums pretending to like obscure games to look cool

>180,000+ subscribers, nearly 200,000
>average of 1000 (or less) views per video nowadays
>dislikes out the wazoo
>still makes enough money to keep being bad or angry at games

So how's that gaming channel coming along, Sup Forums?

you know who is lucky? second guy, overweight but next to fatso skinny motherfucker

Or, you know, people just... liked it?

No one's denying it's glaring issues, but there's a reason it's considered a cult video game. I absolutely fell in love with it when it first came out, even though it gave me a lot of grey hairs.

nobody is forcing you to play

He's a financial wreck, a scum of a human being and has shit taste in literally everything, from food and room decoration to video games, movies and music. At one point the singular "This is how you don't play" videos had more views than his most popular ones. People watch him because his channel is like a suicide in slow motion.

What you should be pissed about is the FACT THAT OTIS WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP! HES ALWAYS CALLING AND COMPLAINS WHEN YOU HANG UP THEN CONTINUES TO RAMBLE! INSTEAD OF HIM CALLING THEN YOU HANGING UP AND HAVING THE SCOOP HE COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING RUDE! ASSHOLE IM IN A MALL FULL OF ZOMBIES GOD!

DSP footage

Welcome new friend.
How are you enjoying it here?
Better than reddit?

Darksydephil
A let's player that is known for being shit
He also plays fighting games and is good at them I think
Don't know much about Sup Forumss obsession with him though

basically is extremely shit at every game he plays, and complains about it, except when playing COD.

honestly i think he's doing on purpose for the views at this point

Can you not sprint in this game?

Why does the character move and roll so slow?
I don't remember this from the original, though I only played it once.

It also doesn't look much better for a remake.

Haven't played DR, but in DR2 sprint was a skill that you had to aquire.

Maybe it's the same for this then, guess that wouldn't be too bad.

It's surprising how much you can forget about an older game after playing the sequels, your mind just assumes it will have all the improvements.

>mfw the time limit bullshit

Hands down ruined the game

>Why does the character move and roll so slow?
Because Frank West is a middle-aged journalist and while he's pretty strong, the agility and speed are not his specialty. There are multiple references to this in all the games he's present in.

if your strong then you run strong

This is correct. The game is about screwing around and just doing silly things, but if you actually DO that time runs out and everybody dies. So retarded I dont even.

Slightly related: Has anyone played Xcom 2? I'm thinking of getting it but I heard that theres alot of stupid time limits/move limits when deployed. Is it unplayable?

>playing Dead Rising on PS4

you were asking for it, faggot

Time limits made DR stand out and actually feel the pressure of a zombie apocalypse that's about to get covered up. Besides, you can unlock a sandbox mode after you beat the game once IIRC (which isn't that hard).

Not to be a dick but asking a question in a thread about an unrelated game probably wont warrant any quick or worthwhile replies, just go over to the general on /vg/ they know everything.

yeah youre right it just occured to me as i was typing

AI mod when?

Like seriously I've seen ps1 games with better AI than this fucking game

DSP is digital signal processing isn't it? Virgins can't even basic calculus, now you think they understand advanced electrotechnics? Lol

Then why the fuck did you click submit?

first DR is dogshit mate only PCucks hype it up because they have literally nothing else this year.

Are you retarded? Half of the post is responding to someone else, why are you acting like I just fucked your mom?

>best game in the series
>dogshit

okay famjam

Shut the fuck up you retard.

Ignore that nigger user, hope you get an answer to your question.

>food analogy

You automatically lost the argument.

best game is 3.
3 > off the record > 2 > 1

Then why the fuck did you continue writing the second paragraph if it hit you while you were typing?

That's like, retarded in a whole new league.


See, if I were to realize I didn't want to type this paragraph I'm writing right now; I'd delete it before I click submit and enter the captcha.
Wait, is your backspace broken maybe? And delete button too?

Someone call the autism police.