I work for a large gaming company which I won't disclose just yet (one you guys think is all shit). We are starting work on a new IP and I have the opportunity to pitch some ideas to our "bosses" .
Do you guys have any requests?
I'm 100% dead serious here and will post proof when I get home today
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Cute girls doing cute things.
terrible mercenaries doing terrible things
a first person open world survival simulator.
Oh man, I totally believe you, because I'm a gullible fuckwit. By the way, anyone have some swamp land I can buy?
Pepe the Nationalist Frog
with lots of crafting, zombies and a pixellated art style.
No colored folk please.
These please.
you can have it for free, i have too many
Nah, fuck that. We have enough of that. Give me a game about average girls doing average things.
>ask for bosses
>dont tell the type of game nor the setting
amazing
You can never have enough cute girls doing cute things.
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Dragon Dogma 2
>i need boss ideas
>hurr here are gameplay mechanic ideas
Awesome. Now all I need is for someone to sell me a bridge.
A spiritual successor to crash team racing
American company?
>makes a complaint
>doesn't actually read the post he's complaining about
amazing
a faggot who pretend to be a game dev
Read the OP again.
Cyberpunk dark souls with vaporware aesthetic and cute lolis as mc, brah.
>pepe
Huu huuu..
A-user... how..
How could you?
I'm literally shaking....
Ooh, I have an idea for you: reading comprehension.
There are too many first and third person games. Make a second person game
More DRM
What did xe mean by this?
dumb frogposter
>cancerous frogposter
Yeah, you're totally a game dev.
your reading comprehension is amazing. Read a book you fuckwits. He said he needed ideas to pitch to HIS boss. Not ideas for bosses
Would appreciate it if there were some dinosaurs.
game about supreme alt right pepe slicing up nu-males.
Haha uhhh dumb toad commentor haha I'm so funny XD, fuck these popular memes I like FeFe xD
Buy the Fallout IP from Bethesda or develop FO4's FONV for them and get Chris Avellone on board. I doubt Obsidian will be doing it as they have a lot on their plate.
I don't know about you, but I seriously need some dinosaurs in my life. Like, right now.
>defending the new MLP
end yourself
Kys you stupid shitter
nigga its 2016, everything is either offensive or boring, might as well just continue waiting for western society to collapse
I need a game with this art style and all based on floating platforms above a city. Some user made this in a thread yesterday.
A giant bee with tentacles that decomposes into tiny bees at will
>dev is a frogposter
No wonder games are total shit today
I actually genuinely want this tried. The whole story could be told through someone else's eyes like peep show or something.
comfy multiplayer game, like a ww2 game where everyone is a factory worker.
You can choose wether to build planes, rifles, tanks or ships (puzzle relaxing games) and at the end of the day with the money you earned you meet with everyone at the pub where there's jukeboxes, smokes and drinks and you can buy rounds for everyone or pick up fights or pick up girls etc etc
If you're telling the story through someone else's eyes, then that's 3rd person. Peep Show switched between 1st and 3rd person. A "2nd person story" would be one where the camera was pointed directly at you.
Mic between a party based rpg and a fast paced fps. Instead of helping you kill guys, the different characters in you party gives you different abilities.
*tips respectfully towards you*
>unironically using the XD face
kys yourself to death
We actually already have a franchise like that
>a first person open world survival simulator.
You don't know how many people try begging for that but they get shut down because "the market is too oversaturated with survival crafting sims"
I know I sound like a troll which is why on going to be posting my swipe/badge with a timestamp and my personal info blurred out
I'll genuinely try to get something somehow related to kek/pepe in the game. Shouldn't be hard
I don't have that much power kek, I'd be completely shut down
Canadian
I can guarantee that'll be in it
I saved it from another thread just so I can post this thread
A dinosaur game is possible
Sorry Sup Forums cucked my ISP and can't post on mobile data so I'm relying on a mobile hotspot from a friend, my replies might be a little slow
3rd person is a disembodied narrator. Second person would assumedly be someone within the stories perception of main events. Like Doctor Watson or Tidus.
Sadly you're right. Equality quotas in games are 100% real (though nobody ever explicitly states it all the upper management know and enforce it)
Right now the company has hired a fresh team and from doing everything im told like an army soldier I have a lot of wiggle room between me and my supervisor to help make this as un-cucked as possible
Personally I really like this idea and will definitely bring it up. I don't expect it to be taken seriously though as they would probably want to make it into a sims kinda game
>canadian
>already have a terrible mercenaries doing terrible things franchise
hello ubisoft
1st person: I/We/Us
2nd person: You/You (but plural)
3rd person: He/She/It/They/Them
Make a cowboy game you fuck and no nigger mc
game focused on water mechanics
an environment based on a flooded city
make sure it includes timed underwater escort missions with permadeath
Fuck multiplayer, fuck DLC. Just make a solid fucking game jesus christ is that so hard to ask?
Anal sluts trying to convince your character to anally fuck them
Oh shit Ubi Montreal
>The second person (you) is often used to address the reader personally and is therefore frequently used in persuasive writing and advertising
>I ironically use XD
kill yourself
That's fucking retarded unless people stop buying dlc games
>we only make games for money
kys ubisoft faggot
>Unironically telling people not to use XD ironically
Kys
AssCreed is a Prince of Persia clone, isn't it?
Why don't you make a Deus Ex clone?
I mean, mankind divided wasn't THAT good and the general public loved it
>not making videogames for money
>he unironically thinks big studios make games because it's fun
Man, companies want money, that's why they create the companies on the first place
Make a children's game. Put gore pictures in the files. In each loading time that is past the main menu, program in a 1/200 chance of the gore images appearing to spooky music as the game "crashes"
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FF12 was a second person game.
The main character is someone who just happens to meet and join the actual protagonist.
>Do you guys have any requests?
Make a good game. Like you guys lost the ability to make good games what happened?
>telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically
fuck off
>Cop game, like GTA gameplay, but also a darker story with main story chasing down a serial killer Zodiac style and side quests with being on the street. You can go the Serpico way or the bad cop way.
>Alien invasion in a mansion where a party goes on. You start out like some kind of maggot , who can invade every living creature and spread the disease / alien race this way. Goal is turning everyone at the party an alien. But of course people might be suspicous and call alienbusters.
>Make something like Journey, but larger with more exploring to do and nice rewarding.
>Cop game, like GTA gameplay, but also a darker story with main story chasing down a serial killer Zodiac style and side quests with being on the street. You can go the Serpico way or the bad cop way.
So LA Noire but not shit? I'm down
I've always wanted to play an action RPG set entirely in the dream world of a girl in coma. So basically you have to wake her up but she doesn't know that she is in a coma and waking her up prematurely will kill her. So after finding her, you will pretend go on some wacky adventures with her based on the things she has experienced (books, movies, games etc) and she will start to remember her real life bit by bit which slightly alters the world. The final 3/4 of the game will be the world completely messed up. The antagonist will just be like an inverse version of the girl called NIGHTMARE.
But I'd rather have this as a JRPG though.
You're trapped in a giant washing machine with a giant baby. You have to run as fast as you can to avoid being submerged in the water, dodge debris like clothes, all while fighting the baby. In the end the baby drowns in the scolding hot water and you ride its corpse until its over.
>it's Ubisoft
Unlesss it's Beyond Good & Evil 2 I don't want you to make a game ever again.
Something like Heavy rain, but without QTE-trouble. Freedom to explore. Depending on your choices in the game (good / bad), you might be hailed or people are afraid of you, this has big gameplay effects on you and the environment.
And so on...
If you're really a developer, than the best boss of all time was this:
>Old Monk in Demon's Souls.
There's something incredibly high tension about a powered up player as a boss.
>telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically
Eat shit.
high quality waifus
Posting facebook frog really detracts from your legitimacy, user. Something to think about in the future.
>telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically
grow the fuck up, user.
>instant win cheat is entering buckley as your name
fund it
Just get a can of new coke, bring in to your "bosses" and tell em how that is what focus group testing do to products.
Fuck off ubisoft
>telling people to grow the fuck up for telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically
Get a life, man
How about this? You're fighting Yves Guillemot himself. You fight the boss in a glitchy Colosseum with pop-in textures. His attacks are to fire expensive DLC at you at high velocity, you can severely reduce the damage by taking an item called a "season pass" which are advertised everywhere, but is pointless since it automatically kills you anyway. The only way to do damage to him is to enter your email address and personal info into a small window that appears before the fight.
If you really are from Ubisoft, I have always wanted to ask a question: why?
Why is it that you guys have some great franchises (rainbow 6, splinter cell, far cry, AC, the division as the latest etc) and all you can come up with is some mediocre mess where something is always broken, like MP was in splinter cell and R6S for a long time?
Like, I can't get my head around it. You guys have like the most awesome IPs imo, but the talent is just not there. Is this a problem in the management or what?
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>Personally I really like this idea and will definitely bring it up. I don't expect it to be taken seriously though as they would probably want to make it into a sims kinda game
just give it the same controls surgeon simulator has and bam, you're a millionaire
>unironically telling people to get a life just because they are telling people to grow the fuck up for telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically
get out newfag
>calling someone a newfag for unironically telling people to get a life just because they are telling people to grow the fuck up for telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically
also
>unironically manually typing the first half of the string
go outside, desu
kek
>not only telling people to go outside desu for calling someone a newfag for unironically telling people to get a life just because they are telling people to grow the fuck up for telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically, but also complaining about unironically manually typing the first half of the string
am already outside desu~
>being outside and criticizing someone for not only telling people to go outside desu for calling someone a newfag for unironically telling people to get a life just because they are telling people to grow the fuck up for telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically, but also complaining about unironically manually typing the first half of the string
wew lad. you need a helmet
Make a racing car game like Burnout 3.
what franchise?
I thought of another company cause of the mercs thing
Because people buy it, duh.
The entire business model for AAA Ubisoft games is to hype them up as much as possible, usually by showing bullshot footage at E3, to maximize preorders and season pass sales before they release a cutdown version at launch. It's all about first week sales, and since most people don't play these games for more than 4-5 hours they hardly notice half the shit is either broken or not as advertised in the trailers.
>telling people they're wew lad and they need a helmet for being outside and criticizing someone for not only telling people to go outside desu for calling someone a newfag for unironically telling people to get a life just because they are telling people to grow the fuck up for telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically, but also complaining about unironically manually typing the first half of the string
i gotta go, gg user
>telling someone gg for telling people they're wew lad and they need a helmet for being outside and criticizing someone for not only telling people to go outside desu for calling someone a newfag for unironically telling people to get a life just because they are telling people to grow the fuck up for telling people to eat shit for telling people to fuck off for telling people to kill themselves for unironically telling people not to use XD ironically, but also complaining about unironically manually typing the first half of the string
have a good one, user
(((bosses)))