APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

mynintendonews.com/2016/10/28/charles-martinets-facebook-page-says-hes-now-the-former-mario-voice

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/LKmHp0gjpPg?t=374
youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

oh shit what

bullshit

Well, just take a look at this nigga. He's on his last legs.

He probably hasn't voiced Mario for like the past 10 years, with Nintendo just using past clips and no one being the wiser about it.

WHO COULD POSSIBLY REPLACE HIM

Nintendo probably has a 1TB hard drive containing an uncompressed Mario soundboard

>Posting something that was debunked 10+ hours ago
Its just Facebook fucking up.

hibiscus

Your food stamps are at another welfare office


Rest in rest Charles

If this is true I'm not buying the Switch. And if I do, years from now, it'll be used, so fucktendo doesn't get my money.

About goddamn time

that's fuckin petty

you weren't gonna buy it anyway

Good. That guy was an old creep and a pervert. I've heard horror stories from women that have hung around him after meet and greets.

It's a Facebook issue. There's no way he would announce the end of the only thing that's made him remotely relevant in the world by changing his employment status at Nintendo. Nintendo wouldn't announce it like this either.

Reminder that losing him means we also lose the voice of Luigi, Wario and Waluigi

Looks like it was an error or something. This is what it says now.

Seriously though, what do you think Nintendo would do if he quit/when he dies? Will they just hire someone who sounds near identical? My money's on them having prerecorded him saying as many action sounds and basic phrases as possible, so they can continue to milk his voice for years once he's gone.

Imagine getting fucked by him and he's all like "wahoo", "yipee", "mamma mia".

I saw Charles Martinet at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>single

Not even he can get a Princess Peach.

WAHOOOOO
*bing bing*
*retirement home noise*

>Former still the voice

Conan O Brien grilled the fuck out of him for being single and creepy at an E3 one year.

he's homosexual you moron

>Source: My ass

>Conan
Who cares

Oh no

Now they'll have to reuse the voice effects from the previous Mario games!

Will Nintendo ever stoop that low?

HAHA L O L

>not even a single 'wahoo' or 'yippie'

There's probably a million people who can imitate the voice perfectly

Fake or no, this does bring to light the fact that eventually, Martinet will eventually die. What then?

>Durr hurr voice clips

Forever though? Mario has a lot of new lines (relative to him) in each game.

youtu.be/LKmHp0gjpPg?t=374

So have you guys never heard of Disney?

My spaghetti is-a bit dry. Post-a da spaghetti sauce.

So who is gonna voice him now? Troy Baker?

To be fair the guy is getting pretty old now.
He might have some health condition or something that we don't know about that cold be preventing him from doing shit

It's on youtube but he didn't grill him, it was just Conan bantz.

This shit never fails to make me bust a fucking gut.

WAHOO

Wow, it's literally nothing.

That was funny though, thanks for the link.

Let's be real here Anons-

fucking tons of people could replace him and you would be none the wiser.

>single

:(

>You realize you're ill
Okay maybe taking it a bit far Conan, not surprised that's where it cut

Five bucks says that by the time he kicks it, they'll be able to convincingly synthesize new lines out of his old clips.

He always does new voices in a ton of mario games.
>almost all mario kart games
>for every 3d platformer
>for every mario & luigi game

>switch_commercial_plane_scene.jpg

>They won't let him just improv for a Mario game and talk shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=9ihWsOcbS_E

There's a good handful of episodes of King of the Hill where people who were really good at impersonating some of the characters got to VA. Mostly Hank and Bobby go figure but still, it's funny to think if you didn't know Mario has had the same VA all these years, most people wouldn't give it a second thought yeah

I love the thought of some celebrity doing something this pedestrian and petty.

>athletic theme plays

Many people assume that he is gay, autistic, or both. He's almost certainly autistic, but he loves his job.

>"Ya hoo! Here we go!"

>Former still the voice
Bless this man.
Someone give him some help.

I would honestly not be surprised, in mario 64 he sounds like
>YA WAHOO YIPPIE
And then in sunshine he was like
>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA
But then you play Mario Galaxy and he's like
>wahoo...
>And then you play Mario 3D World and he's like
>ya.
Guy's getting old just like all of us

I think that sounds about right.....even in his grave, his last remaining relatives get money from new Mario games using his voice.

could you imagine how many "woohoo" variations there are? probably 500GB

>2020
>Nintendo Switchphone
>Hey Mario, play the latest Nintendo Direct
>*wahoo letsa go*

people asked the same about Mickey yet here we are

Kiefer Sutherland

>former still the voice

Cool, maybe they'll find someone to give him a bit of his deeper voice back, like in 64. Niggers voice just kept getting gayer with every new game

So Long Gay Martinet

>not "Okie Doki!"

Please make this true

WahooOOOooo

Itsch me, Mario

Wuh-who?

>Meet The New Voice of Mario

I can already picture the ensuing shitstorm

Bring back the one from the Super Show

Mahma miah?

>not David Hayter

We all know he needs a job and will make Mario games a fun ruse cruise.

>he's dying

Charles Martinet dying would be almost as bad as Iwata.

>mfw nintendo probably read all the "BING BING WAAHOO" posts and thought the voice actor was the problem instead of playing the NX in public

Shhh let the shitposters have their moment

Roger Craig Smith

Apologize for what a Facebook bug?

Upset Nintendo exec spotted

Lou Albano has been dead for years.

F

Tfw he said the mario show was his only regret

He's in his mid 60s, he's not that old. June Forey is nearly 100 and she's still kicking.

Nigga people replace VA's all the time. You think the Scooby gang have the same VA's? Goofy? Donald Duck? any Looney tunes character?

That's actually what Bob Hoskins said about working on the Movie

His voice sounds higher pitched to me if anything, not less energetic.

this one goes out to you charles martinet
"ya ha WAHOO~!"
>mama mia

They could just keep reusing old clips of him and no one would be none the wiser

It might be related to the voice actor strike

Mario is 24 years old

>former still the voice

Someone teach dad to edit his profile

I remember when people put some effort into these and would at least change some words that would pertain to the person the copypasta is about

Mario doesn't even talk, what the fuck does he need a voice for?

He doesn't come across remotely autistic. He's just a bit odd.

>Mario doesn't even talk

> Yoshi, I'm already a koopa
> waHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> waaaaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ywn graduate from harvard and be the voice of mario

>wahoo!~

Kepthcya mama mia'ing eh?

facebox /charles.martinet.12/posts/10154004043418616

>studied at Harvard
>voice of most popular character of all time
>60 yrs. old and single

There's no hope

He should get a protege and train him until he finally does pass away. That way whoever takes over at least has that connection with the original voice and there'd be a nice story behind it.