HA! HA! HA!

>HA! HA! HA!
>AAAAAAAAH!
>HIYAAAAAAAH!
>My mind wanders...
>EH! REH!
>EH! REH!
>EH! REEEEEEEeeehhhh....
>Doodoo Doo Doo!
>HEY! LISTEN!

>Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your toy. It's disturbing the other passengers.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wDs72IwC3e8
youtube.com/watch?v=LhIS4FdS7co
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_kick
youtube.com/watch?v=0FLQ_h_LaqA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Nigga's got headphones on. This shit's wack, yo,

WAHOO

...

>*click*, *click*, *click*...
>"Sir, please turn off your kids toy, the clicking is bothering other passengers."
>"WAHOO! 1UP!" *click*, *click*, *click*...
>pissed off, the plane driver makes a turn and your japanese Morphus x300 tablet flies out of the window
>days later the tablet was found in africa by jamal quicksilver, who was hunting the king lion
>he managed to sell it by some bitnegrocoins and now can feed your 14 ayy lmao brothers by an entire month

Thanks, Nintendo.

this is getting out of hand

>Guy turn to you and "HAAGH HAAGH HAAGH: in a mocking fashion.

>Tells you to Switch that shit off.

...

>WAHOO!
>*Bing bing*
>1UP

>Plane driver

youtube.com/watch?v=wDs72IwC3e8

Kek

Forced .

>Screech loudly until they leave you alone.
>I
>f youre never getting integrated back into >normal society why not go all the way and >become a true outcast.

>Total freedom

>thinking airline attendants give a fuck about what happens on planes now

Airplanes are fucking pigstys. People take off clothes, scream, yell on their phones/skype, kick your seat, have babies screeching, etc.

...

There's a constant loud roaring on airplanes because of the engines and the pressurized cabins. You can't hear someone clicking more than a seat or two away.

How does posting this keep being funny?

>HA! HA! HA!
>AAAAAAAAH!
>HIYAAAAAAAH!
>My mind wanders...
>EH! REH!
>EH! REH!
>EH! REEEEEEEeeehhhh....
>Doodoo Doo Doo!
>HEY! LISTEN!

>Sir, The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to have games gets to stay on my aircraft!

>PS4 known as the console with no games
>Xbone known as being completely irrelevant
>WiiU is known for ending way too early
>Switch will only be known on Sup Forums for this airplane meme

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white man killing black man, i see
this is public forum

>EH! REEEEEEEeeehhhh

Please tell me I'm not the only one in this thread who thinks of that guy that redoes the eh rehh song with just his voice.

...

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little airplane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The one with the guy playing the switch on the plane, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking kid's video game console. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Sup Forums NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you can say is "WAHOO! BLINGBLINGBLING! 1UP!” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

That's exactly what it's supposed to be, retard.

>*gurrgle*
>*poot* *poot* *BRRAAAP*
>*paff* *plap*
>*shplop*
>Dude, is that Doom 4 on the Switch?!
>You're damn right it is
>*prap* *brap*

honestly if somone started playing this shit next to me on a plane I would watch him play that shit and then I would high five him when he made a good play

Which is why the bait thread is so sad. Also sage faggot

I want to _____ link

VERRY ANGERY

>pomf
>han~!
>aaah~
>ufufufu...
>kyaaa!
>bam
>boom
>kaboom
>*splurge*
>What a good boy~

>all this projecting

*bing bing*
*boing boing*
YA!
WAHOO!
*deedle deedle*
*blip blip*
*1UP*
YIPPIE!
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
*ding ding ding*
*doo doo doo dee doo*

This is you

Good thing I don't care, kek
Must feel awful to be insecure

*ᴱᴴ! ᴿᴱᴴ! ᴱᴴ! ᴿᴱᴴ! ᴱᴴ! ᴿᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᵉᵉᵉʰʰʰʰ⋅⋅⋅⋅*

Great job cementing yourself as a newfag

Haha! What a great amazing joke!!! You should totally be a comedian!

I'm some autistic shitposted?

>being deaf enough to play games at maximum volume

nigger what are you doing

nigga i know you're not shitting on doom 4's soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=LhIS4FdS7co

*tips fedora*
Phsh...nothing personel kid

>I don't care what others think or how society views me!

Nigga I know it's copypasta. I'm pointing out that whoever wrote it is projecting harder than a movie theatre.

Newfag, oldfag, whatever.

We're all still fags.

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Here we go a hustling
among the stupid teens
Here we go a hustling
our overpriced machine

Last gen ports will come to you
and to you a hustle too
oh god please tell your friends
to buy a Switch next year
oh god please buy a Switch next year

Could you explain this away as a force kick? I mean obviously it was just a poorly done fight scene, but still.

>out the window
>on a plane

>GAY LUIGI
>WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THEY PINCH BACK
>NO
>I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
>ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST
>IF YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO GET THROUGH THE HOTELS CHECK OUT THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK

who are you quoting?

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How long before he dies.

Airlines should have a specal section of planes dedicated exclusively to people who snore. Making normal sleeping people sleep with subhuman rats who make the noise of a falling tree everytime they inhale should be considered torture

Bitch pls

Did eh reh guy kill himself?

>american "food"

Would eat and die of a heart attack without regret

How fucking dull are his knives that he needed to exert noticeable force to push it through the top layer?

you tell me

He does it that way to ensure it ends up as two solid pieces.

>fell out the window
Wew

He does it that way because he's a shitty "cook".

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_kick

Well what do ya know. Thanks.

What the almighty fuck is he doing

a properly sharpened knife would go through that smoothly no problem, doesn't need to secure it

He likely bought his knives at the dollar store.

>HEY, FUCK YOU LEATHERHEAD
>sir I'm gonna have to ask you to turn that off-
>I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS OF THIS GYM

ᵏᵉᵏ

youtube.com/watch?v=0FLQ_h_LaqA
>Accidently pull headphone out
>this plays

Seeing this i dont even get mad at people making a calorie bomb like that, What gets me is that they marinade that shit in honey/ almost pure sugar. what the absolute fuck America?

The switch is the worst commercial product ever made. It will barely sell 500,000 units before the end of 2017 and will be canned early 2018 as a colossal failure

>Look at that loser playing vanilla Skyrim!

Is this loss?

I don't think so, but let's say yes anyway.

Who is this whale tail? Any nudes?

viralling content is against the rules

This meme is not funny at all

>Plane Driver
No wonder you guys think a plane can turn right

The nigger is sleeping, faggot.

But you just responded, adding more attention to its shittyness.

Good fucking job user.

This meme is more forced than Harambe. It was funny the first 3 threads

>headphones

>zelda music in a mario game

Most of those people would be on their smartphones, anyway

but what happens when the plane takes a sharp turn?

>post yt videos is against the rules
???

you fucking butchered your post sempai

it generates replies, and this is the only requirement for a meme

Guess what faggot, if you're handsome, girls find everything interesting that you do.

>Ignore women
>Remain a virgin forever

Wasn't that hard, was it now.

>caring about being a virgin

NEET life is where it's at.

PLANE
L
A
N
E
DRIVER

oh god that was a good thread

>HEY! LISTEN!
Not even as bad as the constant beeping when you have one heart or less.

Is the purpose of this image to convey the idea that nintenyearolds are the only ones who can't seem to grasp when and where playing with their toys is appropriate?

The Sonybro is obviously experiencing euphoria at the thought of his 8.4 terafloppys

SO LONG GAY BOWSER