So you think you know video games?

So you think you know video games?
Well, be prepared to prove it, cause we're playing Game Dev Tycoon.

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First, we'll be needing a company name.
First post ending in 1 or 6 decides.

Put my trip on wrong cause I'm dumb.

Memesters.Inc

Casuals R Us

You got it.
How about the player name.
Same thing, 1 or 6.

Sean Murray

You got it.
Male or Female?

Female

Male

male.
keep him black.

Trap

>inb4 pirated version and you've already lost

female (male)

It's not.

Oh boy, here we go.

Time to develop our first game.

Just a small test

Of Course, we'll need a name.
1 or 6, people.

text based adventure game and name it no women's sex dungeon

Yup. That's my trip alright. Use it proudly.

OP you're fucking dumb.

1 or 6

But first we need to talk about paraller universes

Cum Wizards III: Reckoning

I'm aware. I used !! instead of ##

Winner.

Choose a topic.

Dont debug, keep the experience fresh
Working as intended

Now. Anybody can impersonate you.

Racing

Racing it is.
Pick Genre.

Yup.

Adventure

RPG

simulation

Adventure it is.
You guys are getting 1s and 6s quickly.

And finally, pick platform

Strategy
Quick, before the genre dies

>You guys are getting 1s and 6s quickly.
yeah i know half of them have been mine
g64

Commodore 98

g64

PC

Sorry I made such a shit thread.Feel free to derail it as you wish

I'll go with the majority here.

Ha. You forgot your other #.

And here we go.

c64

Oh wait.
Pick graphics.
First option with 3 votes.

Text

Text Based

texxxt

glorious 2d

2dimen hymen

Text or bust

AND HERE WE GO

pleb

Cum Wizards III
Racing/Aventure
text mode

My sides. IO would play such a game

Dont Debug, getting ready to conquer game industry

Hmm. How best to decide this.
Okay, pick one option. The first 6 posts will decide how we divy it up. The more it gets voted for, the higher the allocation.

Story it's a text game.

Story. I want this racing game to make me feel emotions.

story and quest, it's a no brainer

ENGINE
it must be robust!

PURE FUCKING TEXT GAMEPLAY
HIGH OCTANE CUM WIZARD RACING ADVENTURE

Story
let the game be shit
but with good story
like Morrowind

Perfect.

Can't have a racing game without an engine my man

GOTY

that's what i was saying

but these nerds are all about story

I REMEMBER THE TIME Sup Forums DEVELOPED A MULTIPLAYER ONLINE TEXT BASED RACING GAME

IT GOT 9.75/10 AND SOLD MILLIONS OF COPIES

WAS RAD AS FUCK

RACING WIZARD QUESTS.

SO MUCH SEMEN.

ALSO THE SEMEN ENGINE.

Same deal as before.
First 6 posts, we'll allocate from there.

LEVEL DESIGN

must have good racetracks for our racing game

ENGAGING RACING DIALOGUE

JUST PUSH OK

What's a text-based game without gripping dialogue?

DIALOGUE
(B): HATE WIZARDS

AI, people playing text games are smart.

read an green

it's a text adventure so you need all the dialogue you can get

Just for future reference, only pick one or i wont count it.

PUSH THE FUCKING OK BUTTON

Once more. And just pushing ok isn't an acceptable response either.

THEM SWEET GRAPHICS, MAN

ASCII ART IS WHAT THE KIDS WANT

text based graphics OP

GRAPHICS
NORMIES LOVE GRAPHICS

WORLD DESIGN

WE MUST HAVE THE DEEPEST LORE

w design

The best text-based graphics money can buy.

sound so you can really hear the engines vroom

> And just pushing ok isn't an acceptable response either.
bull fucking shit

When i ran my thread anything went, no exceptions

beeps and boops

SOUND. FUCKING BEEP BOOP.

Sweet Action.

Here We Go.

YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE NOT INCLUDING SOUND, OP. YOU'RE ALL MAKING A BIG MISTAKE

Friendly reminder to not debug! The world needs this game NOW!

We did it lads, it's finished.
Let's hope the world realizes our glory.

>0 sound
ABORT
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I'd play it

OH BOY OH BOY.

We gonna be rich!!!

Hmmmm.

I'M SCARED.