Everyone here seems to think the switch is the biggest blunder ever

everyone here seems to think the switch is the biggest blunder ever

what would you have done differently to make it good?

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> no advance wars 2

step your game up nigga

I think I used to have it

Or just the ds version I don't remember

Make a cheap affordable console with no shit gimmicks

what is the shit gimmick
to the successor to the 3DS

handhelds usually are portable

No zoids saga 2

>handhelds

Literally nothing good. How do you have so many cartridges but still nothing worth playing

> muh gayming chair for fatasses

>muh daily public humiliation

>he doesn't street pass with qts on mass transit every day

I dunno know.
The Nintendo tops better commit seppuku if this shit fails since hardcore fans have been telling them for years what they want from them, yet they refuse to listen to them.

Live streams from developers should cost money to watch.

> muh autism

how uncomfortable are you in public? Do you look at the ground as you walk?

what was gunstar like? it always tempted me whenever i saw it

>he allows himself to be seen playing games when he isn't a woman or a child
Do you understand how much of a fucking loser you are? No one respects you. They look at you playing with your game toy in public and think "does this guy know how much of a fucking loser he is!?".

>muh "maturity is being comfortable in your own skin :)"
Oh fuck lmao

> I take Sup Forumsirgin memes seriously

Oh fuck lmao

I don't play my shit in public, but I see people who do, guess what?

nobody fucking cares

>nobody fucking cares
Uh huh :)

I bet your family thinks you are more of a loser locked up in your room than some strangers in public who see you with a 3ds.

>everyone here

You do realize you look like a worthless piece of shit with your 3DS or Vita or whatever right?

Read a book, or do stuff on your phone, but don't play games in public. You'll look like a first class loser.

moar..

No, nobody actually cares. Normies aren't hyper-aware of the diamond dog meme comics like you autists.

Oh god...is this...projection??? *bursts out laughing*

> I'm being judged by an absolute faggot who has this image saved

oh no!

Warmfreshpaint

> Sup Forums images

> p-projection, I'm well-adjusted, I s-swear!

haha faggot

>everyone here
Sup Forums isn't two people.

Good, but the tiny screen and the inability to play it with a buddy makes it slightly inferior to the original.

>being a fucking libtard
Holy fuck...you're not one of those "nu-males", are you? Or...are you?

>Normies aren't hyper-aware of the diamond dog meme comics like you autists.

Keep telling yourself that friendo. I am sure this will make yourself sleep better at night. here's a fact: Old people think you are scum. Girls laugh at you. Dudes think you're pathetic.

Everyone takes one look at you and dismisses you. You might aswell sit there with a plastic trainset going CHOO CHOO. It makes no difference to anyone else.

You are playing with a toy.

Nice collection. I own about half of those. Gunstar super heroes is a true gem

Yeah, I'm a cuck too you dumb buzzmemer.

okay.. the fuck is your guy's problem? why are you such faggots? I thought it was a girl, I google her - this name you give me, and it's a him. A tranny. A guy with a dick still who looks like a girl.

I'm not a fucking faggot. You guys are for saving pics of him and knowing his name, posting that shit trying to trick people. I fucking hate gay people, I hate LGBT and their bullshit. I'm actually disgusted.

POST DIAMOND DOGS

It's better than the genesis original. In a way it's a remake of that, but it's a great game to play on the go

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> being this triggered by someone playing a handheld silently in public

It must be absolutely PAINFUL to be as hyper-selfaware as you.

Wanna know a secret? I see normies play 2Ds and 3DS all the time on my commute. They aren't wearing ironic hipster clothes or fedoras either.

>reddit formatting
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>*
>not knowing that Sup Forumsfags are neet degenerates
hownew.ru

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absolutely BASED

Oh shit is this based on a true story? Thanks now I know not to play videogames in public ever!

Dude calm down, it's just a fag, you dont have to fap to it

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>KAPING! KAPING! MAMA-MIAAAA!

I swear to god If I could spot a Sup Forumsirgin in public I'd walk right up, pull out my 3ds and crank that shit to max volume.

Easy. Listen up plebs because this is how you sell a console to actual fucking gamers:
- nothing is handheld or portable because nobody gives a fuck about that shit anymore, leave that to the next 3ds
- no touch screen gimmick, just a console and a comfortable nintendo controller
-500 dollar price tag, this shit is not cheap to produce
- 4k compatible and architecture that lends itself to third party (where the actual games are)
- most beefy fucking console to ever exist this thing can support life like graphics and fucks the ps4 scorpio in the ass

There, a console I would buy.

owned

>>reddit formatting

Is that your only fucking rebuttal you worthless cunt? Kill yourself please.


>Wanna know a secret? I see normies play 2Ds and 3DS all the time on my commute. They aren't wearing ironic hipster clothes or fedoras either.

Sure user. All those """""NORMIES""""" are playing their 3DS and 2DS.
Yes, they sure are fucking """""""NORMIES""""""

Except the fact that they are seen in public with their 3DS/2DS means they are not """""NORMIES''''''''' by default.
""''''''''NORMIES''''''''' play shit on their phone, or read books 'n shit. They don't play with children's toys. So guess what? They are just as pathetic as you.

not an argument

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>that logo
>that name
>kamina
never gets old

> he thinks he has perspective on what's normal

> he talks like that

hahaha, this place has ruined you m8

>Playing with sound in public
This with anything makes you either autistic or a spic.

They should have made it like a PS3/vita cross play play mode thing. There would have been a main dedicated console unit and a separate handheld, and you could transfer the game from the home unit to the handheld and then back. You could make the handheld version a "low graphics settings" mode while the home unit would have more power and wouldn't be restricted by a phone graphics chip.
You could sell it as just the handheld, the home unit, or a combo pack with both so people can pick which unit they want.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

> m8

Please kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

>ruby
>leafgreen
>blue
mah nigga

The GBA was the pinnacle of Nintendo, how the fuck did everything go downhill

calm down you fucking sperg, Jesus chist

2 screens gimmick took off

Nobody fucking cares that you're playing video games, man.

>people have hobbies
>people without autism understand this

> Being over 13 years old
> playing Pokemon

I actually feel sorry for you. You're so pathetic, it's not even funny. The fact that you can actually play braindead easy mediocre JRPGS made for literal children baffles me.

I hate knowing I have to share my oxygen with you.

Given it a proper D-Pad. Otherwise, change absolutely nothing.

See what I mean? Who else but a worthless neet defaults to the "le killyourself" insult the moment they get upset?

and you are trying to tell me what "normal" people think? Sorry m8, you are too far gone.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

> Playing videogames
> hobby

The fact that you think that playing video games is a hobby tells me all I need to know about you. Video games are a pastime. Not a hobby.

>what would you have done differently to make it good?
Keep it from existing.

Why? I think Switch looks great. Then again, I'm a handheldfag.

dictionary.com/browse/hobby

"an activity or interest pursued for pleasure or relaxation and not as a main occupation"

You suck at this, man. Unless you're trolling, in that case you're doing a decent job.

>what would you have done differently to make it good?

Mostly make Nitnendo to join the console race again

Make third parties develop ports for Nintendo again

Smartphones and tablets can be used as a controller

VR compatible

Create innovative ways of gameplay that don't rely on gimmicks

Drop the obsolete miltiplayer system introducing more options for the players

Decent catalog with reasonable prices in Nintendo e-shop

In other words, make Nintendo relevant in the game industry again

> join the console race again

> make another shitty low-spec PC multiplat machine with occasional exclusives

> VR

Total cancer.

>> make another shitty low-spec PC multiplat machine with occasional exclusives

That's what consoles always have been, or are you telling me a shitty low-spec tablet is better?

VR is just an option, not the main selling point.

> That's what consoles always have been, or are you telling me a shitty low-spec tablet is better?

Absolutely. Why the fuck would I want a shitty paired-down multiplat machine if I can play them on PC?

At least a handheld will get an interesting mix of both console and handheld franchises, more exclusives and be portable if you want.

> wanting another PS4, ps4pro

> wanting another xbox1,xboxscorpio

> complains about gimmicks but wants VR

Fuck right off

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>not even out
>people spouting this shit

Why

>That's what consoles always have been
fucking underage

Hey, you're the one who was attracted to a dude

>Supports Trump
>Doesn't realize Trump would purge his kind first
Can't wait for all fags to burn at the grill

Nothing. Nintendo is the problem.
They refuse to create new IPs (I know they do, but at a very slow rate) and instead focus on their top 3 franchises (well, 2 now that Metroid went to shit since gamecube). Even their fucking spin-off games are robbed of any care they might have had before and became generic shit to sell to the masses, like paper mario, mario tennis and whatnot.

I know this board is full of sony haters, but at least sony allows japanese 3rd parties to do whatever they want and still sell.

Nintendo should've done the same for years, I think it's too late now. They homeconsoles have been shit tier for a while if you don't like core nintendo games. Their portable systems are the only good thing.

Looking at OP's pic brings a smile because I own at least half of those games. If nintendo wasn't so pushy with the Wii fad, mass market, and Mario, we COULD today see just as many Golden Suns, AdvanceWars, Megaman Battlenetworks, Bomberman Tournaments, good Metroids, good StarFox's, Fzeros, FF Crystal Chronicles, etc

But no, nintendo focused on a VERY niche core (the 12 million who bought WiiU's, the 12 million who still only need Mario and little else to be satisfied) and the mass market, and while doing so everyone else moved on.

3DS still is a shinning light with 3rd partys like EtrianOdyssey and MonHun (also FireEmblem reboots and Bravely Default even though I think the former went to shit and the latter is mediocre but that's just me)

I only hope they stop with the spin-offs after spin-offs after spin-offs of Mario which only few care about - each gen with less and less soul to them - and go back to diversifying what people perceive as the "Nintendo roster" on all fronts, 1st, 2nd and 3rd parties.
Stop alienating potential fans like me from buying your homeconsoles, make a good primary console instead of an optional secondary one that only a minority will own.

PC gaming is garbage

God Emperor Trump is merciful

It's great. It's a handheld console with a dock for retarded codbabbies. If the GBA, DS and 3DS taught us anything, it's that Nintendo knows how to curate a great handheld games library.

I almost thought you saved the image I posted in a collection thread ages ago, it looks very similar.

>Get rid of stupid removable controllers gimmick
>Reduce size such that it can fit in pocket
>Ensure design has battery life minimum of 5 hours playtime even if it has to end up THICC.
>Slap additional GPU to dock for a sizeable boost in performance when playing with it docked as a console.
>Remove fan from controller and slap it in the dock

this is the next 3ds dumbass

Come on man I have steam and a PC too, but you and I know multiplat games are unoptimized garbage that barely run, let alone compatibility for older games.

> Do you look at the ground as you walk?

I do because my city is the city of dog shits and uneven sidewalks

Whenever i see someone playing with a 3DS on public, i only think of how courageous they are of walking with such an expensive item on their pocket/bag

Because robbery is a really common thing in my city.

In fact the idea of playing on the go is a distant utopia in this third world country

Heres my take on the "playing on the go" topic

Unless you're playing with the audio turned on and without headphones, in which case you will be hated but so will someone listening to whatever music they want without headphones, people are either too tired to truly give a shit or too busy checking their phone/book.

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