My Summer Car

helvetti vittu satanna

Car design from OP

post custom skins

>Just mirrored on the other side

Come on man, actually swap the letters around the right way.

>peer run in pedo van at night with G27
>blasting eurobeat at max volume
>pissing out the window on the highway at full speed

this is the most fun ive had in a while

Be honest, how many of you were yelling 'Hurrdurr wacky youtube clickbait' a few days ago and are now balls deep in building an engine and having a blast?

I didnt make it, it should seem obvious from the filename

I don't understand whats wrong with it? you can read both sides fine in game.

>tfw i knew it was a great game ever since seeing the memes about it
>tfw I downloaded the torrent
>tfw having so much fun

I'm definitely buying the steam version soon

How do I disengage the handbrake in the van, clicking and the hotkey doesn't work.

Hold right click on it

Maybe click on it? seems pretty obvious.

PERRRKELE

HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS FUCKING FLY SOUND

Holy fuck you have to put a whole god damn engine together

The biggest problem. Is buying items from the merchant, and making it there and back safely.

I've got the torrent.

The fucking merchant is slow as cock. You come in click on a bunch of shit. Leave, get back to the house. Less then 40% of your shit is in the grocery bag.

You've got to shop like a fucking geriatric grandma.

Or worse yet. An Engine component phasing through the goddamn floor.

Unless this is a bug that isn't in the current version, I think you left a bunch of shit sitting on the floor in the grocery store. Not all of the items will go into the bag.

this game is kinda the spiritual successor of this

buy some fucking bug spray u knob

meant for

>accidentally knock the sauna spoon against the back wall
>can't reach it by crouching against the seats
Well it was good run, lads.

Have you tried the reach button? You can grab most things off the ground and phase through walls with that button.

How accurate is this game to real Finnish country life?

Do people out in the rural parts of the country subsist on just beer and sausages as they try to futz together a working car out of junk parts, occasionally delivering poop to afford to buy more beer and sausage?

I fucking loved that game.

I FINALLY DID IT. YES. THE VALVES NO LONGER RATTLE.

>Drive van to Loppe
>Steal Muscle Car
>cruise on highway
>GOING 180
>TAKING BOTH LANES
>GREEN CAR ON RIGHT LANE
>TRUCK ON LEFT LANE
> CANT SLOW DOWN
> WEAVE BETWEEN THEM
>CAN KEEP HER STEADY
Pic realated

>saatana
Fixed that for you.

Also you forgot perkele.

How'd you do it? Don't just be like 'nvm fixed it'.

>delivering poop

user thats the opposite of what you do with the poop

unless you really deliver it somewhere
what are you doing with all that finnish poop

The game is point on. No Finnish farmstead is complete without a few rusting cars that are used for "spare parts"

This game was the fucking shit. I remember playing this when I was like 10 years old.

I thought they were bullshitting but all i did was scroll down and the screws will turn clockwise. just did that a few seconds (18 or more scrolls down) and then 7 CAREFUL CLICKS up. 7 scrolls up for each screw. and then you can scroll down a bit on the screw on the carburetor. i see why it was so hard for them to explain it. also, try putting the cover on the rocker arm, you can screw through it. keeps the oil in.

>no AA
>gamecube graphics

>had a good run going
>had a system
>Wake up Monday morning
>go to store
>Fill Jerry can, Fill van, Buy fan belt, Fluids, Peer, Chips, & and sausages.
>get home safely
>Work on Engine until Tuesday morning
>go to sleep
>Wake up middle of night
>drunk guy want a ride from the pub
>fuckit
>Its Wednesday morning I slept a whole 24 hours
>Dark as fuck and Raining
>Complaint turning back and go home
>too close to town to turn back now
>SAME DICK HEAD WAS SPEEDING DOWN THE ROAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
>Swerve to Miss him
>Slam into a tree
>dead
>Game Crashes on death screen

I Love and Hate this game

If the company of the main character is a kommandiittiyhtiö, who the hell are the owners of the company. His parents?

I got my car to start but it won't move. Engine makes all the good noises I think.

...

The development said they will add a story later.

There's a reason why you sleep in the room with the posters, the scrunched up bedsheets and the Balfield ceiling lamp, while the master bedroom with the neatly done double bed can't be interacted with at all.

What if they make this some grimdark shit about the Finns parents having died leading to him becoming a drunk obsessed with a car to keep his mind off of the depression.

>almost made it to the store
Jesus fuck can nothing go right today?

PERKELE

>making my way to the store first time using backroads
>fill up the van with fuel
>put in letter for various parts
>bought fan belt, all the coolant, oil and fluids
>shitload of beer and other snacks
>decide to have one shot at the bar before going home
>trying to make my way back in a drunken haze at night in the rain without dying

Man that was a fucking chore and a half, not looking forward to trying to do jobs now.

Drunk, obsessed with a cars and depressed is pretty normal young adult in Finland.

Is it normal for parents to be dead as well? What is the normal life expectancy for a finn?

I love watching idiot youtubers who have no clue what a manual transmission is trying to start a car.

How do I properly use the motor hoist?

what if you killed your parents

I wonder if it's my Scandinavian genes that cause me to become excessively depressed if my environment isn't rainy and cold.

One car ride

can I play this game if I have no idea how cars work

I cant hear any ticking sound when adjusting valves. is my game fucked or am i doing something wrong

How can it get any worse than this?

I hear people compare it to legos. Also there are guides.

Forgot image.

Tervetuloa Suomi!

At least it's summer, just imagine those roads during winter.

Does anyone have any idea why it won't start?

is the game finnish?
is it 'too' complicated or is there a tutorial that's paced well?
any incredibly boring parts?

Beer bottles are still unbroken, nothing of value was lost.

>tutorial

No, dis is raarlism.

How do I sauna?

turn on both sauna dials to max, wait a long time.
once the thermometer on the wall is over 100, throw some water onto the coals and sit on the bench.

Is there any way to quench thirst without peer?

Turn on the stove by turning two dials near the bottom.
Wait for sauna to heat up.
Use ladle to throw water on to the rocks.
Drink copious amounts of beer while enjoying the sauna.
Forget to turn off the stove because you are black out drunk.
Drink beer and curse as you watch your house burning down.

pee

Kitchen sink. Water. Quenches thirst probably the best way

>once the thermometer on the wall is over 100
Dude holy fuck have you ever tried going to a sauna that's over 90 degrees? I usually heat mine (in real life) to around 70-80 degrees.

Turn on either of the faucets and crouch down to their level.

>is the game finnish?
Yes, interactions have English subtitles though.
>is it 'too' complicated or is there a tutorial that's paced well?
The car building is a jigsaw puzzle that intentionally lets you fuck up, the car operation is surprisingly involved and as of now, there's no tutorial whatsoever. It just plops you down into your room, gives you a garage full of crap and leaves you to your own devices.
>any incredibly boring parts?
The drive to the store is long, but it's hardly boring because it's treacherous as fuck and requires some real handling and concentration, especially that one infamous corner of doom.

How much does the paint job cost?

How much brake fluid, motor oil, and coolant should I buy?

3 brake fluid
1 else of each

If you wana be safe, buy an extra coolant and an extra oil

>manage to get every part into the car
>4h hours of work
>ignite the shit
>motor start, makes a weird noise then stops

PERKELE

As requested here's a translation of the dog story. I thought this was translated already but here goes.

*DING*
This sound didn't by no means come from a food bell but now begins Marko Kahjo's story time. So my apologies to all those hungry people that were mistaken.

A smart dog.
Once upon a time there was a dog that was thought to be smart by it's owners. If you told the dog to sit, it would do so to please it's owners and to receive a treat. And if you asked for it's paw then that too it knew to offer. And again the dog received some sausage. The mutt would even sit down on the ground when asked to. "That is one smart dog", people would marvel and be so proud... But hand the dog a pageful of algebra hyberbola functions and tell it "reduce", then I bet you that it can't reduce anything at all no matter how much sausage was available. So that's one smart dog right there, as if, when it can't even understand hyberbola functions. Not that I can either... But I am not a dog.

Hand brake.

Which position is on for the hand brake? Up?
I tried both and it still won't move.

Yeah I figured out the dials just now but I can't figure out how to pour the water

Up is when the hand brake is on.
Here's an obvious solution:
Have you tried shifting gears?
If you don't have drive gear on your gear box it could be causing this.

peeing works f you can't figure out the bucket
gear shifting works I think, how would I know if it wasn't?

Fill the bucket at the shower or kitchen faucet.
Take the bucket to sauna.
Pick up the dipper.
Press F.
Left click to dip in the bucket.
Right click to throw water.
Aim a bit left and up since the water projectile launches from right side and flies in an arc.

Probably from your car not moving.
I forgot to tighten the drive gear and it fell off after like 5 seconds of driving and after that gears shifted but the car wouldn't move.

I was a bit skeptical, but Sup Forums never fucking genuinely enjoys shit like this anymore.

2 seconds in paint, hope it works

Honestly, I can't blame someone for being wary about buying a early access indie Unity game.

You'd be surprised.

Fuck, okay what I was missing was filling the bucket

just screw the 10mm hoist, the engine can be half a mile away, it will teleport to the hoist as soon as you screw both bolts.

same will happen with the engine bay

Lukewarm saunas are hell on earth, user. I'd much rather take the 90-100 Celsius one over 60-70.

So where is my home on the map? I wanna start making some money

On the tip of the penis

The game is cool, but do not worth buying. Torrent maybe.

It need more cars, more parts, the perma death is bs, dirty roads are shit, so on,..

Im pretty sure that it is on early access, devs should stop releasing half made shit games.

>Get car together
>Take it for a spin around the house to adjust alignment
>Good enough!
>Time to take this bitch out on the highway and see if I can fly like a bat out of hell!
>Get to the highway
>Get up to 80kmh downhill

Aw yeah, bitches. Flying like a Sunday driver out of the suburbs!

Look at this faggot and laugh

also keep the door shut.

Why the fuck is the exhaust so hard to put on?

It is the spring of pussies for sure.

Findev has been keeping in touch with the community and seems like he will continue updating this regularly.

Do you think we'll get new cars?

What activities do you hope get added?

>Fall in pit under car
>Can't get out.

what do?

God fuck you're a sook. You're the reason video games are vapid and shit currently k?

Something to do in the fucking wilderness.

Use the damn stairs.